Crown Dead

Duan Zang added what he hadn't finished before.

"It's really just a flashlight? Then why are you with the lightsaber—darkened?"

The light of the large blue fluorescent stick in his hand gradually dimmed.

"That's right, the ninja flashlight for individual soldiers is currently a hot-selling product because it is portable and has a stable light. As for why it dims, of course it's out of power."

"It's too useless!"

"So we recommend you to buy this [Ninja Power Bank] together. The 2000mAh capacity allows you to make calls without any worries!"

"It's turned into a support stick again! The capacity is too low! And after all, why are you recommending a flashlight to me?"

"Eh——Because people often say that you are [very black], Master Xianyu, so I think you will need this thing."

Duan Zang said solemnly.

"...That means my face is black, okay?"

"In this case, please let me recommend you this ninja-specific whitening mask——"

"Your character design has been super weird since just now."

Xian Yu returned the flashlight that he thought was a lightsaber but turned out to be a call stick to Duan Zang, feeling as if he had been involved in a scam like telemarketing.

"Since Mr. Xianyu is not interested in this item, please let me introduce you to another absolutely popular star product—a portable water bottle that looks like a detonator!"

Duan Zang took out a cylinder with a lead plugged in, and sparks were still rising from the lead, and handed it to Xian Yu.

"This thing is useless in every sense..."

Xian Yu took the kettle out of politeness, and found that the workmanship of this thing is quite exquisite.

"This statement is wrong! This item can not only replenish water conveniently and quickly, but also deter the enemy in an emergency! Its craftsmanship is solid and stable, and the only shortcoming is——"

"Don't tell me it's really realistic. You can see that the fuse is burning down."

BOOOM! !

"—it's easy to confuse it with a real detonator."

Duan Zang stared at the big hole in front of him and managed to say the last paragraph.

"Oh my goodness, anyway, Caviar should understand by now, it's impossible not to carefully choose the weapon that suits you! Now let's find the most suitable weapon for you without disturbing Mr. Ba Yuqian~"

"I tm...&%[email protected])**"

Minamoto Raikou stubbornly stopped Xianyu who was about to fight Duan Zang desperately, and then dragged him to leave the room.

But just opened the door

"Master? I heard a very strange sound just now, what happened...?"

The white-haired and red-eyed Japanese-style woman opened the door of the room, and immediately saw Minamoto Raimitsu holding Xianyu tightly in his pants, and Xianyu was constantly reaching out to try to pull Duan Zangxiong's (wrong) delicate screen.

Chapter 08. Opening the Branch Line: Looking for the Divine Clothes

Outlook summary:

Textbook-like catching rape.

"Master"

As if it was agreed, Ba Yuqian's intrusion time was perfect, and he just timed his intrusion at the right time that could cause misunderstanding.

"Ah...uh, you're here—at noon, the weather, the food is pretty good."

After all, Xian Yu has experienced all kinds of storms and waves, so it is no problem to face this kind of situation.

I saw him trying to break away from Minamoto Raimitsu with cold sweat on his face, and at the same time trying to distract the other party's attention by chatting in broken language.

And don't make jokes. In this case, there is still a conscious way to deal with the crisis. This kind of survival desire itself has exceeded the limit of some human beings.

Of course, in terms of facts, Xian Yu's move is of course useless.

"..."

Ba Yuqian didn't pick up on the broken words, the air was silent as if frozen for a while, and then, the surrounding temperature began to rise rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and Ba Yuqian's originally slightly light blue long hair instantly changed. It became pure white, and the red pupils also turned into golden vertical pupils.

"Master, although you have become the lord of a country, you still need to be educated about the importance of personal life."

The naginata is tightly held in Bayuqian's left hand, and the fiery red flames are attached to it, continuously burning and scorching the air, while Bayuqian's right hand is holding the gun muzzle that has turned incandescent due to the high temperature. Sand Eagle)" pointed it at the head of Xian Yu, the villainous harem drama's little boy.

"Cold, calm down! My lecithin-rich brain can't just be wiped out!"

"Goodbye, Master, and—the big milk pot."

"Bah, bahhhhhhh!"

boom! !

A huge heat wave mixed with flames spewed out, and Xianyu's small house endured the heat it couldn't bear.

"Puff!"

Xianyu was rolling like an emperor and was collapsed by the heat wave, and Duan Zang also escaped at the moment of the battle.

"Ba Yuqian Temple and His Highness Minamoto Raikou directly confronted each other! Although the power of Sand Eagle's large-caliber bullets became more terrifying under the addition of flames, the famous sword of Minamoto Raikoden did not give in at all! It is worthy of being able to Even the menacing projectiles that cut off the legendary blade of Ibaraki can easily block it!"