Crown Dead

Xian Yu was too lazy to complain.

"Hmm! Is it His Highness Xianyu? It's been a long time. Please rest assured that this time I will find a reliable signal base station and transfer the video route that I backed up earlier——?! "

"Wow, wow, you are indeed a ninja, you are so powerful. With my dynamic eyesight, I can barely see your moves, so go back quickly, what are you——!"

Xian Yu was covered in cold sweat and sent the ingenious girl back before it was too late.

No.5参赛选手

"Configuring windows98 update, 15% complete, please do not turn off the computer."

A girl who looked like she was wearing the uniform of a medical staff, with bird feathers on both sides of her hair said in a mechanical voice, and her pupils were still spinning when she looked closely.

"Although this time it's almost a half-baby - but the work is wrong! And don't come here to automatically update! After all, the 98 system doesn't need to be updated at all!"

":( OOPS, ran into a problem and needed to restart, if you want more info..."

"What the hell are you doing here!?"

No.6参赛选手

"I'm a dragon witch and not a real dragon! No matter how you look at this kind of inexplicable activity, you should find Favna!"

Hei Zhen held the string and complained loudly with annoyed face, the latter had already been beaten up all over his head.

"Well, Miss Heizhen, please tell me about your dream."

Si Duli, who has experienced all kinds of storms and waves, was not affected at all, and asked Heizhen in a straight-forward manner.

"Huh? Dreams? How can such a meaningless dreg of me have such a thing. If I really want to say-"

Hei Zhen glanced at the swollen string in his hand, and his face instantly turned crimson.

"No no no nothing like that! It's so boring, hahahahahahaha! I'm leaving! Don't waste my time- huh!?"

Hei Zhen, whose head was steaming, fell directly off the stage in a crutch position.

The game is still going on

"Hello everyone, I am the number of more good things."

"It's too much outside!"

"Hi four judges, I'm kindling fire."

"The material is refined!"

"I, Potutou, Potato, have a dream!"

"Not only can you run but also talk!?"

"—"

"Who lifted a stone up!"

After three hours of endless hell torture, the election contest finally came to a successful conclusion.

"Let me announce that the winner is—Miss Chituma!!" "Bah!!"

"I've had enough!"

Xian Yu chose to commit suicide.

The first [Seminar on Carbon-based Silicon-based Life Exchange] was successfully concluded.

Chapter 05. Mom, you are here again, annoying!

Outlook summary:

Chituma won the championship of the first [Ren Wai Niang Competition], and not only won a whole bucket of "high-quality glowing carrots", but also got a hidden treatment that only the winners can enjoy: and as " The aftermath of "Apex of the Extrahuman Race" comes from the last passionate mouth-to-mouth KISS with a negative distance.

Of course, Xian Yu, one of the hosts, fled the venue with a determination to die that he didn't even have in the face of the Lion King, and this extra reward just disappeared.And the bucket of carrots that was originally promised to Chituma was also robbed by the Koukouda gang in an instant.

In the end, the fog of war lifted.Everyone has realized that at the end of the smoke, there is no winner here.

"Ko~Ko~Da~Yo~~"

In a room with no frills, the beloved King of Ur was lying on the bed staring at the ceiling, counting the actual number of cracks in the bricks on the ceiling while making the voice of the soul that had been inadvertently brainwashed.

The turmoil caused by the rabbit two days ago was perfectly resolved under my own wave of operations, and the underworld temporarily returned to the original delicate balance of the separation of powers.

It's just that after that day, wherever Xian Yu went, he could hear the whispers of demons.In Mesopotamia, there was a fad of sexting all of a sudden, and almost every family received an orange-haired, squinting-eyed blind sniper rabbit.

At the beginning, people just kept these little rabbits, but then I don't know who discovered it first.As long as these rabbits are stuffed into a file bag and wrapped with sports, throw some money in and then pull them apart, there is a chance that the bunnies will be exchanged for bunnies!

Orange-haired female rabbits have a certain chance to mutate into pink-haired male rabbits, although male rabbits look more like female rabbits.

The pink-haired male bunny has a certain chance to turn into a gray-haired floor mopping bunny, and also has a chance to turn into a purple-haired thief bunny.

Of course, when the [Bunny Pokémon] craze was at its peak, there was a mysterious rumor circulating among the crowd, saying that someone once pulled out a donkey by mistake during the process of pumping a rabbit.

Of course, because the content is too fantasy, everyone just listened to it as a rumor.

In short, after dealing with the turmoil caused by him in a sense, Xianyu also helped Tia find Cu Chulainn through Brother Brush's connections.

Cu Chulainn learned from Xian Yu's mouth that he was brought here to help him prove on the spot that "a dog who can be beaten will not burp even if he eats chocolate". After the ass, he swallowed a whole piece of chocolate in front of Tia.After signaling to the other party not to worry about the health of the dogs, they were repatriated to the Hall of Valor because of choking to death.

"Aaaaaa—(I always feel that I have a common language with Yuyu in a sense)"