Crown Dead

"To sum up, we believe that the new game [Fighting Landlords] created by Xian Yu has a very high degree of extensibility, and it can also exercise soldiers' thinking ability."

"—Wang Zha! Hahahahaha!"

"Well, King Gilgamesh, if you use Wang Bo from the beginning, you will lose in all likelihood."

"Huh!? Who do you think I am, Chief Priest! I am the king of Babylon who owns all the wealth in the world! Since I am a king, I naturally have the capital to squander treasures at will!"

"Four twos and two threes, we won."

"...If you think about it carefully, this kind of game is destroying the minds of the people of Uruk! And why do you want to fight the landlord? Are any of you dissatisfied with this king's rule!"

"To sum up, the strange incident where people often heard strange sounds at night has finally been resolved. Based on the testimony of eyewitnesses, we carried out defenses in advance at night. Of course, I didn't sleep secretly at all. In short, we finally found the source of the strange sounds. ——that is, Xian Yusang who ran out in the middle of the night to dance a strange dance. Although the person involved insisted that he was practicing a certain realm.”

"Then throw him down the Euphrates in accordance with Uruk's penal law."

"Actually, before we questioned Xian Yusang, he died because of his toe hitting the stone steps, so no further punishment was imposed."

"Wait a minute—what kind of posture is used to knock a toe to death!"

"To sum up, citizens generally report that homeless people are often seen on the street recently, and they have begun to question the welfare policy of the southern market and the working conditions of the gatekeepers."

"Even though Uruk is the last city-state, we won't accept those who beg for mercy. Just notify the southern market to maintain the status quo, make the gate guards' inspections stricter, and punish those who express support for beggars."

"No... that, King Gilgamesh, we have settled the incident at the end. The homeless people you saw are actually all Senior Xianyu. After the verbal roll call and criticism, Senior reluctantly expressed that he would not be in the city again. Wearing [Assassin Costume] inside, the incident was successfully resolved."

"Hey, this is not perfect at all! That guy has such a terrible aesthetic concept! Do you have to force me to send all the power of the country to hold a modeling competition?"

"To sum up, the death rate on the front line has reached a record low, but the turnover rate of the priests responsible for medical treatment in the logistics has reached a new high."

"The reduction in the death rate is indeed a good thing, so why did those priests choose to resign? Each of the priests chosen by the king has a will of steel. Even if they watch their lives pass by, they will turn this unwillingness into motivation. Dedicated to the next wounded."

"Hahaha! It's because brother Xianyu died too many times, and every time the priests died in a way that the priests couldn't understand or figure out. Many priests said that life is too fragile, so they chose to farm. .”

"Hurry up and send someone to bring them back to me!!"

"To sum up, all the monster groups that can be sensed around the perimeter have been wiped out, and at the same time the strengthening work of the outposts has also ended. At present, the outposts around the defense line can provide excellent observation, which is very important in a strategic sense, and before The outpost observers who have not been actively signed up because of the remoteness, because of the master's suggestion, are now in a state of short supply."

"Occasionally, I can do something serious. What is the solution? If there is any reference value, I will find someone to record it."

"Change the name of the outpost to [Cute Beast Cafe], and promote the small monsters in the outpost."

"This is outright false sales! I don't want future generations to think that the origin of the first fraudulent advertisement in human history is Uruk, which I rule!"

"To sum it up...well, to sum it up—"

Xianyu stood in the center of the embassy palace, and Gilgamesh stood tall in front of the stage and listened to many reports at the same time.And Xian Yu lowered his head and stumbled while speaking.

According to common sense, although Xian Yu's attitude towards Jin Shining is not as relaxed and flat as that of other followers, it is definitely not so nervous that he can't say anything.

However, in fact, as the last person to report this period, Xian Yu endured too much pressure that he could not bear. The roles played are very subtle.

Therefore, when it was Xian Yu's turn to take the stage last, anyone who was not blind could notice that Jin Shining's right hand holding the ax trembled slightly.

"To sum up... During this period of time, I became one with the people at the grassroots level, learned about local characteristics in detail, followed the 33 representatives of King Gilgamesh, and built a new life of Uruk's development concept. experience, friendship, and—”

Boom!

The ax hit Xianyu 4 cm in front of his left foot, and the handle of the ax was already attached to Xianyu's forehead.

"It's just that I accidentally let go of it because I was a little tired, so don't take it to heart."

Jin Xingxing said flatly, of course the veins on the palms and forehead are not so easy to hide.

——Who the hell should you not worry about!

Obviously he didn't do anything, but he appeared on the scene accurately every time, Xian Yu vaguely felt that he might have offended everyone unknowingly, every day when they ate, they were chatting on the surface, maybe they were discussing behind the scenes How to kill yourself "I've heard your report - except for some guy who doesn't understand anything at all. So next, Matthew, Yuu."

"...Ah! Yes, King Gilgamesh!"

Jin Shining's words interrupted the speculation that the cosmic negative energy was exploding, but Mash was startled and didn't react. Finally, he was called by the oldest king of mankind by his first name.

"Although it is an insignificant matter, your every move has been watched by the people of Uruk, and it has finally become a little bit useful until today. Therefore, this king wants to ask you—what you feel about Uruk, What kind of existence is it?"

Unexpectedly, he would be questioned by King Gilgamesh, Mash's eyes widened, but then he showed the most innocent smile.

"Uruk is the most perfect city I have ever experienced."

"Uluxun exploded..."

Mash and Xianyu glanced at each other.

"Senior...! This is the case, what are you talking about...!"

Ma Xiu was also very angry at Xian Yu's out-of-key answer, while Xian Yu was crying.

"After all, I spend most of my time on the north wall! I come to Uruk once in a while, no matter which time it is, it can't be called a good experience. The most terrible thing is-someone often stuffs me with bread!"

Different from the pure wheat bread that the citizens of Uruk ate when they were wandering in the wild, the bread that the citizens of Uruk handed to Xianyu was sprinkled with icing sugar and belonged to the "delicious" category. Because of this, Xianyu couldn't handle it at all. In the end, these breads were collected and thrown to the little cute beasts at the outpost every now and then.

Xianyu's bloody and tearful accusation silenced the palace, and combined with his previous appearances in various reports, this accusation was surprisingly weighty.

"Hahahahaha, not bad! Only this kind of real feedback can let me understand your heart, so let me ask you—what have you witnessed during this time on the north wall?"

Instead of being angry, Gilgamesh laughed and asked a new question.

"I saw—the seven emotions and six desires that only belong to human beings, and the most dazzling thing above that, [Hope]. Everyone tries their best to survive, but if they really need to give up their lives, they will sacrifice themselves without hesitation .Your people are a group of idiots. They obviously only have one life, but they can face death with fear——the oldest king of mankind, you are worthy of this title."

Without preparation in advance, Xian Yu just told what he saw and heard, and because of this, it was incomparably true.