Crown Dead

This is not a multiple-choice question for increasing favorability, Xian Yu is well aware of this.

If he accepted Ushiwakamaru's invitation, he would probably be dumped to Britain by the ghost beside him.

But the bigger problem is

Xian Yu obviously felt the eyes of other people, and the hottest one was Matthew.

("Senior! Although you fell out with the fake Enki, it's good to be able to get back on your feet, and to have a good relationship with Mr. Bayuqian! Believe in yourself!")

Thanks to the previous cross-server chat experience, Xianyu understands that this perverted eggplant is looking at herself with a pure girl's love brain. If she really rejects Ushiwakamaru at this time, I'm afraid I will be more baffled in the future. Many strange "personal settings" came out.

"All in all..."

After a wave of analysis, Xian Yu finally made up his mind

"Let's go first!"

The moment he put down the bowl and chopsticks, he fled outside.

"It's ahead. There are relatively large monster settlements nearby. These monsters usually don't follow large-scale collective attacks, but their existence itself poses a great risk to people traveling around, so it's best to pull them out immediately when they find them."

"Oh……"

"Don't frown, Master, as the saying goes, sincerity leads to spirit, as long as you believe that there is a monster in front of you, then it will come true after knocking on the wooden fish! This is the method of psychic! Hahahaha!"

"This joke is so silly! But I laughed! So spare your life!"

"..."

— did not escape.

Xianyu ran away along the gate, but ended up bumping into Musashibo Benkei who walked into the house.

Afterwards, under the joint attack of this guy and Ushiwakamaru, Xianyu was somehow pulled over to work as a coolie.

Ushiwakamaru itself is actually quite reliable, but for some reason, as long as there are more Musashibo around, the two of them are like vulgar comedians, which is really indescribable.

"What is the approximate size of the Warcraft settlement?"

Really didn't want to continue listening to Man Cai, who they didn't even know what the joke was about (Man Cai: let's understand it as Japanese cross talk), Xian Yu asked about matters related to his mission.

"Probably between 50 and 70. In a sense, these monsters are actually defective products, because they will not obey the order to attack. But even if they don't obey the command, they have no instinct to hunt and kill humans engraved in their genes. changed, so it must be eliminated.”

"Fifty... the number is actually not that many."

"That's right! So it's better to be a little more low-key and efficient than to make a frontal breakthrough."

"I see—that is to say, is it finally time for me, the eldest disciple of the Crown Assassin (although he was simply beheaded most of the time) to appear?"

Finally, he came across a job of his own, Xianyu patted his chest happily, but Ushiwakamaru and Musashibo looked at each other with some doubts.

"Brother Xianyu, aren't you a qualified person with rider, adaptability, saber weapon, lancer, agility, berserker, tactics, archer, melee ability, caster, ability to complain?"

"I won't talk about archer's melee ability, which is tacitly understood by everyone, but no matter how you look at it, the caster is a mechanical thing! Or do you think I will be like a certain dead fish eye [Jeanne d'Arc] Wave~so big~!] Ah? How many times do I have to say it, I am an assassin!"

Xian Yu, the crown-rank complainer, spit out Niu Wakamaru's full of jokes over and over in one go.

"Haha, very interesting rakugo!" (Rakugo: PS. Japanese stand-up comedy)

"Don't laugh, I'm serious!"

Xian Yu felt that he was going crazy, so it seemed that there was only one normal follower beside him, Anna, but Anna looked at him like garbage every day.And recently it seems that I really treat myself as garbage, and sometimes I even see things like spikes on the top of my head when I wake up.

"All in all, if you are really qualified to be an assassin, then show off the breath cover that assassins need most."

Ushiwakamaru said while closing his eyes.

"It's over if you say so sooner."

Xian Yu confidently reduced his aura to the lowest level, so low that it was almost no different from a dead person.

But what he didn't expect was that Ushiwakamaru just laughed and drew out his samurai sword.

"It's too tender! This level of concealment, even a three-year-old child can find it!"

"Ushiwakamaru-sama! The way you swing your samurai sword with your eyes closed seems to reproduce the years of Yoshitsune. Being able to fight with you in this era is really worth beheading!"

"That's right! You need to use this kind of momentum! Benkei!"

"But Yoshitsune-sama! If your samurai sword is not pointed at me, it will be more perfect!"

Ushiwakamaru put on a pose with a face full of victory, but in fact the katana was not pointing at Senyu at all, but at Musashibo.

"Hmph, if you say something disappointing at this juncture, it seems that you have already realized that your lifespan is coming to an end, so let me kill you here!"

"[Benkei Crisis!] has already been performed once as a show, and this time I really have a crisis!"

"Ha! You can actually make me laugh here, so let me spare you once!"

The two talked and laughed while continuing to walk while gagging.

Xian Yu, who was hiding in the dark, was so forgotten by others, and watched the two of them go away—so, what is the meaning of my existence?

Xian Yu put on a posture like Shawshank's redemption, looking up to the sky and screaming.

"But...after all, they have come."

Xianyu put away his breath to cover up, took out Qiye and followed.