Crown Dead

"Why do you guys sit together happily playing video games! What kind of strategy is this..."

"Ba Liu's swordsmanship is invincible."

"No, no, so you're basically sitting together and playing JUXP with a controller! I was supposed to make you fight each other—ah."

Halfway through Long Niang's words, she seemed to realize that she had slipped up. When she came back to her senses, Bayuqian was already standing in front of her with a smile on her face.

The tail was bitten by Tia's teeth, and the head was pinched by Ba Yuqian with one hand. Everyone came to Xiaozao's room and saw the internal picture through special permissions: "Ah, wow, ah," "Yeah."

"Ah, ah, wow, ah—" "Yeah."

"--""Um."

...?

Xiao Zuo and the man-made monster Frankenstein just sat on chairs and communicated in extremely weird ways.

"Stupid salted fish...you need your strength to complain at times like this...!"

Long Niang wiped off her sweat, her ability to complain was not enough to deal with the situation she saw now.

Just when everyone was about to fall asleep, Frankenstein got up and opened the door on his own initiative—indicating that he fully agreed with Xiaozao.

"Uh, what, what happened just now?"

Long Niang asked Xiaozao with a confused face.

"Electric Sheep, Turing. Electrodynamics. Insightful, like it."

"Well, that's it."

Long Niang nodded, and prayed even more for Xianyu to show up at this time, and make a beautiful complaint to relieve the atmosphere.

At this point, (because it will definitely become R18 if left alone, so forcefully let) Tia win, (continuing will definitely spread the dead house virus, so I have to let) Ba Yuqian win, (I don’t understand what happened but) A small victory, there is still one chord left, I don't know what's going on.

And the cosine side

"Eh? So the Holy Grail War turned out to be a fake? So what did you do after that? Nah, did you make a fuss?"

"It's okay... nothing special."

In the hut, Astolfo moved his head closer to Xian Yu's side with great interest, even his hair lightly poked Xian Yu's face and nose tip.The itchy touch is accompanied by a subtle fragrance... Let Xianyu tell his own story while desperately imagining the Windows XP desktop background in his mind.

Press the gun, you must press the gun, how could my fame in my life be ruined once? Such a light touch——Wow!?”

Astolfo poked the long sword lightly, but because of the trigger of the passive skill "Whoever touches, falls", he fell to the ground with his ass.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, hey, it looks like I haven't quite figured out how to use it~"

Ah Fu sat on the ground, scratching his head and sticking out his tongue to show a smile.

Press the gun, press the gun, press--I can't hold it anymore!

Windows, the blue sky and white clouds were smashed to pieces by Ah Fu’s ass, leaving only Astolfo’s absolute domain between the short skirt armor and the black silk in the field of vision, as if it contains the truth of life , the meaning of the universe.

Two completely different voices sounded in my mind, they were the demon Xian Yu: "Take him down! Let this self-proclaimed knight know the cruelty of the adult world!"

and the angelic cosines:

"Hurry up and help him up! Then use his favorability towards you to have further communication ♂!"

Mader, both sides of the relationship are sent by Lucifer.

I can't help it... I still have the Sand Sculpture VI game account on my shoulders, the mystery of Xiaozao's life experience, and...

Rationality was evaporating, Xian Yu got up, approached Ah Fu step by step, and assumed the posture of a hungry tiger rushing for food, "Master, we have already got the counterparts on this floor...uh."

Bayu pushed open the door and saw the picture:

The pink-haired boy sat on the ground in ragged clothes, and Xianyu stood in front of him, looking like he was going to eat people.

After the reasoning was completed, the charges were convicted, and the verdict: death penalty.

"Wait a minute, things aren't what you think—"

Click!

Endure killing.

"Ah, ah, uh." "Yeah."

"It's neither Morse code nor lip-sync. How on earth are you two communicating with each other, brain waves!?"

"Yes, yes, yes! You are indeed an idiot salted fish!"

"?"

The task is over, and everyone is ready to leave.Frankenstein and Xiaozao were having a conversation in a ghost-knows-how way, and Xian Yu, who had bruises on her eyes and a bite mark on her head, complained loudly, while Long Niang showed that "the wooden thorn stuck into the fingertips was finally picked out "A generally comfortable expression.

"I'm really defeated by you, one by one is messing around... Anyway, now that you've arrived here, you should also understand that this world is actually a fiction."

Long Niang looked at Xiaozao, who nodded.

"Get ready, BOSS is waiting for you."

"Wait...?"

Xiao Zuo tilted his head, and Xian Yu and Ba Yuqian frowned slightly.