Crown Dead

"Wait... what happened over there? Archer ah ah..."

Tohsaka Tokiomi squatted on the ground covered in cold sweat, his expression changed to that of "when he thought he was sure of winning, suddenly his most trusted disciple exploded his chrysanthemum with the short sword that he had just given him and hadn't paid off the money".

"Hello? Kidney deficiency?"

Matou Kariya asked the other party a little curiously, why did he suddenly take advantage of it before he finished his business.

"Kidney deficiency... oh oh oh oh-"

Although it was rude to say so, Matou Kariya looked at Tohsaka Tokiomi like this, and for some reason thought of those people squatting in the toilet with diarrhea.

It's almost like "the body is hollowed out" in the literal sense.

"Too much... so many bodies will not be able to bear it..."

"???"

He spoke with an abrupt question, but before Kariya had time to ask, Tosaka Tokiomi was like a person who just came out of the toilet and was exhausted and fell to the ground.Half of his body was lying on the ground, his buttocks were raised.

"There's Ea...!? No, it's going to be weird—"

"Brother, you are crazy."

Tohsaka Tokiomi, who was suddenly squeezed dry, raised his arm tremblingly, and the only two remaining Command Seals on the back of his hand were clearly visible.

"Come back to me...archer!"

Tohsaka Tokiomi used the Command Seal with the last ounce of strength, but Matou Kariya who heard this was suddenly stunned.

"Tokiomi Tohsaka——!!"

A golden figure appeared next to Tokiomi who was lying on the ground. Gilgamesh, who was still fighting with Genyu just now, was forcibly pulled back by the power of the Command Seal, and he had been broken since he even showed up. Judging from the state of shouting, the fact that they interrupted the battle between them made Gilgamesh extremely angry.

Two long swords emerged from the King's Treasure behind them, aimed at Kariya Matou and Tokiomi Tohsaka and fired them without any mercy.

"Arrrrr!"

Lancelot rushed up at the same moment, picked up a D-grade brick from the side of the road and threw it at the two of them.

Boom!

The D-rank Noble Phantasm can't directly destroy the original text in the king's treasure house like Xianyu, but it is more than enough to bounce it away.The two long swords were hit by the black and red bricks and deviated from the track before piercing the two of them.

"Be honest with me, Beast! I must punish this extremely boring guy now. Don't you have one? A trace of—"

Gilgamesh looked at his Master Tohsaka Tokiomi angrily, but the other party now didn't even have the strength to resist or flatter him.He just lay on the ground and looked at Gilgamesh with "what the hell were you doing just now?" mournful eyes.

There was only one reason for Tohsaka Tokiomi to summon Jin Glitter back—that is, if he was allowed to continue fighting, he would truly become a human being.

The King's Treasure + Fantasia Honkai in full mode lasted for a full 3 minutes, and finally another shot of Ea was added.Who can stand it, Ai Li can stand it, but she is a perfect creature (referring to the most advanced artificial human) who has practiced Ripple Qigong.This is the situation where I already have a lot of gems on my body as a substitute. If I catch up with Weber or someone with little magic power, I guess I will be deflated by now.

"..."

Seeing Tohsaka Tokiomi's ghostly look, Jin Shining was silent for a while.Because he hit the top, Gilgamesh even completely forgot that he is now a Heroic Spirit - whether it is a Noble Phantasm or an attack, it needs to consume the master's magic power.

"Well—although as a servant he is a guy who is seriously failing, and he is so boring that I want to sleep. But he is probably my Master, and he is made like this, and even his actions have become a problem, as if he has been ripped out. Sora-like words. There is no need to pray anymore, miscellaneous cultivator."

"……what?"

Matou Kariya froze for a moment, he was taken aback by Gilgamesh's ability to throw blame at the speed of light.

"Your death can't change everything, since that's the case, come and please me to your heart's content!"

"No, so it's none of my business. If you say I beat him up for the wound on his face, then forget it. The sudden kidney deficiency has nothing to do with me."

Matou Kariya said that I will not take the blame, while Jin Shining just yelled nonsense.

"You have no right to refute!"

The King's Treasure aimed at Kariya Matou, and Lancelot also stood in front of his Master.

"Arrrr!"

The black knight roared angrily and held tightly the shot treasure with both hands, and then used it as his own weapon to shoot down the subsequent weapons continuously.

"Tsk...! Disgusting guy."

Wang Zhibao said that today is really a day of prosperity. Just now that guy was a treasure shredder, but now he ran into a treasure sprayer. All the treasures that have been polished RGB by Lancelot have become him. The shape, and the slightly cleanliness Jin Yingying will naturally discard those treasures.

"Enough! Whether it's you or that guy—this king is very upset today, so it's up to you to bear the anger of this king!"

Gilgamesh finally seemed completely enraged by this farce-like development, and he opened the king's treasure to draw the sword of deviation again.

Although it violated his basic policy of "doing nothing until the end and never going big", but now he is eager to find out his bad breath.

The king's treasury opened again, Gilgamesh stretched his hand to the right, and Ea's sword hilt emerged.

"You actually want me to use Ea to clean up the beasts—this kind of death is a blessing for you for hundreds of lifetimes!"

Gilgamesh roared and pulled out Ea, but he didn't notice that the king's treasury had lost part of its inventory due to the war with Xianyu just now.Coupled with a series of random messing around, the things in the King's Treasure House have become a pineapple pineapple mess.

What happens when the door to a storage closet full of clutter is opened?

Yes

"Arrrrrr (something fell off your head)"

"You don't even have a human language anymore? It's so boring...!"