Playerunknown's Battlegrounds
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Oh, sorry, Sao Zhu is a pig.
Da Sima and PDD, each got a 98K and a quadruple mirror, and after getting it, they couldn't help but fired two shots to practice their hands.
"The 98K Da Sima is online. The moment I picked up the 98K, the game was over." Da Sima looked at the 98K in his hand, feeling ashamed.
PDD also grabbed 98K, proudly said: "After I, Liu, owns 98K, all surviving players are my prey."
Seeing how shameless these two guys are, Ye Han raised the AKM in his hand, and shot towards their buttocks.
Seeing how shameless these two guys are, Ye Han raised the AKM in his hand, and shot towards their buttocks.
"Clang clang clang..."
On the frying pan on the two's buttocks, sparks splashed one after another, and the crisp sound of clang clang was endless.
"Oh my god." Da Sima thought he was being attacked by someone, so he jumped up on the spot in fright, and almost dropped the 98K in his hand.
"Wow wow... Enemy attack, enemy attack, get down quickly..." Saozhu PDD was also frightened, and instantly fell to the ground, splashing a cloud of dust.
"Hahaha……"
After seeing the reaction of Da Sima and PDD being hit by Ye Han's bullets, the audience in the live broadcast room laughed, and Xiao Rou beside him also laughed.
After hearing the laughter, Da Sima and PDD felt something was wrong, only then did they realize that they had been tricked, and it was Ye Han who shot at them.
"You two idiots, no one knows who hit it, and getting 98K is also a firestick." Shuiyou Xiaorou's tone was full of contempt.
"Cough, cough..." Da Sima coughed dryly, relieved his embarrassment, and said to Ye Han full of resentment, "Ye Han, you are going too far. I am old, and you still scare me like this."
"That's right." PDD also criticized Ye Han: "Fortunately, you were able to shoot these few shots accurately, and they all hit the frying pan. If this hit my ass, I wouldn't have opened flowers for you." .”
Ye Han put away the AKM in his hand, cut out 98K, and said, "If you two don't play tricks anymore, I'll send 98K to each of you."
The two who were supposed to ask questions and blame Ye Han, looked at each other and at the 98K in Ye Han's hand, the two tacitly said nothing, they didn't dare to argue with Ye Han, turned around and left.
They didn't dare to argue with Ye Han, and left in a hurry, while Xiaorou's bad taste came.
She raised the assault rifle in her hand, and aimed at the frying pan on their buttocks.
It's just that because the two were running, Xiaorou couldn't aim well, and a few shots went wrong, and the buttocks of Da Sima and PDD were bleeding.
Facing Ye Han and Xiaorou's precise marksmanship, Da Sima and PDD chose to endure the humiliation and not argue with them.
Without the vehicle, Da Sima and PDD ran ahead, while Ye Han and water friend Xiaorou ran behind.
While running, Da Sima and PDD communicated.
Da Sima asked: "PDD, how many kills are you going to do this time?"
PDD responded: "I got all 98K, how can I do without 10 kills."
"That's right." Da Sima nodded: "I also have at least 10 kills, otherwise let alone me, I won't even agree to the 98K in my hand."
PDD nodded: "Da Sima, you are so strong, every time you broadcast live, you get more than 20 kills, 10 kills in this round is no problem, I believe in you."
Da Sima smiled and said, "You too, 10 kills is just a drizzle for you."
The two boasted to each other, boasted to each other, had the same taste, and cherished each other.
The audience in their live broadcast room scolded the two for being shameless. This kind of behavior of licking their faces and boasting to each other is simply devoid of conscience, and God can't stand it anymore.
I don't know if it's true that God can't stand it anymore, anyway, after the two of them just finished bragging, a figure suddenly leaned out from behind a big tree in front of them.
The man raised his gun and aimed it at Da Sima and PDD.
"Da da da……"
Amidst the fierce gunfire, the reminder that Da Sima and PDD were knocked down appeared, and the two who had just praised each other for being a dick, knelt on the ground together and shouted for help to Ye Han and Xiaorou who were behind. .
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Seeing the two people who were blowing each other in high spirits just now, they were knocked down to the ground in a blink of an eye, lying on the ground crying for help, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing and mocking.
"Hey, who said just now that with 98K in hand, the players who survived this round are all his prey?"
"There is also someone who said that this game has at least 10 kills, otherwise the 98K in his hand will not agree."
"Hahaha, I told you to pretend to be aggressive, kneel down, you deserve it."
"That's what happens to Pi."
Da Sima PDD called for help to Ye Han and Xiaorou, the player who knocked them down had already moved his gun to them, ready to make up for them.
"Whoa!"
At this time, Ye Han turned on the quadruple mirror on the 98K.
The dynamic eagle eye locks on the target instantly.
Sight aim.
Pull the trigger down.
"boom!"
A 7.62mm bullet was shot towards the head of the player leaning behind the tree.
With a puff, blood mist splashed, and the player with the second-level head was killed by Ye Han on the spot.
"Player YeHan used Kar98K and killed ssiwdj with a headshot"
[Kill ordinary players, reward random money: 350 yuan. 】
Ye Han's 98K shot was very timely.
Because if his shot was half a second slower, Da Sima would be replaced by that player.
"You raise a stinking house, do you still have to pretend to be aggressive?" Water friend Xiao Rou stepped forward, stood in front of the two and questioned.
At this moment, Da Sima is already in a bloody state, if he doesn't help him, he will be belching.
"What is pretentiousness? My Da Sima doesn't know these two words, Xiaorou, come help me, hurry up." Da Sima begged for help.
Although the PDD on the side is also kneeling, he still has a lot of blood. Compared with Da Sima's jumping feet, he is not panicked at all.
"Are you sure you won't act aggressive anymore?" Xiao Rou asked again.
"No, no." Da Sima looked at the dwindling blood volume, and his back began to sweat: "I, Da Sima, will never pretend to be aggressive anymore."
"Okay." Xiao Rou immediately squatted beside Da Sima, and when Da Sima was about to turn into a box, she gave him a hand.
Xiaorou helped the chief Sima, and Ye Han helped PDD. This wave of chief Sima and PDD was knocked down and deflated, and the effect of the show was still very good.
When Da Sima begged Xiaorou to save him, he said that he would no longer pretend to be aggressive, and his tone was very sincere.
But when he was helped up and stood up, Da Sima took a deep breath and said with a smile: "It is impossible not to pretend not to pretend, and it is impossible not to pretend in this life. I am a dignified Wuhu Da... 々〃..."
Da Sima hadn't finished speaking when he heard a clang, and Xiao Rou slapped Da Sima on the head with a pan.
He was in a bloody state when he was just lifted up, but after being slapped by Xiaorou, Da Sima knelt on the ground again.
"Hey, hello." Da Sima stared at Xiao Rou: "What are you doing, why are you hitting me with a pan? I've died several times, and it won't be easy to help me later."
"Whoever makes you look like you're going to pretend to be aggressive again? What I'm most uncomfortable with are people who pretend to be aggressive." After Xiaorou finished speaking, she grabbed the pan and ran towards the safe zone.
The poisonous circle had already been brushed over, and after Ye Han lifted the PDD, he also headed straight for the safe zone.
"Chichi..."
PDD just sprayed medicine on the spot.
After Da Sima saw the drug ring getting closer, he hurriedly said to PDD: "PDD, what medicine are you still using? Hurry up and help me, we are going to run away from the drug."
PDD glanced at Da Sima, who was kneeling on the ground and crawling over, and said: "The poisonous circle is coming? Don't worry, look at the poisonous circle that is getting closer, and then look at the teammate who fell to the ground beside him, put a bandage on it first." , See what your teammates say, don’t panic at all.”
PDD glanced at Da Sima, who was kneeling on the ground and crawling over, and said: "The poisonous circle is coming? Don't worry, look at the poisonous circle that is getting closer, and then look at the teammate who fell to the ground beside him, put a bandage on it first." , See what your teammates say, don’t panic at all.”
PDD is imitating Da Sima's classic catchphrase, no matter how big the disadvantage is, it is not a big problem in Da Sima's mouth.
Gas tank leaking at home?It's not a big problem, he's going to let him go, I'll light a cigarette first to calm the shock.
Oops, the gas tank is on fire, run?It doesn't exist, I lie on the bed with my backhand and sleep with him, and see what the gas cylinder says.
Da Sima, who is usually very skinny, was returned by PDD.
PDD had a first-aid kit on him, but he just wanted to hit them with bandages one by one, so embarrassing that Sima wanted to jump up from the ground and give PDD a heart-warming punch.
After these two live treasures had been lying in place for a while, Da Sima was still helped up before the poison circle arrived.
Da Sima, who was bloodshot, saw the poison circle behind his butt, so he didn't have time to spray medicine at all, so he just ran wildly, and even lost his shoes.
Da Sima and PDD are bragging all the way in the front, Ye Han and water friend Xiaorou are walking in the front to meet the gods and kill the gods, as long as Xiaorou sees it, she will kill the opponent with a steady gun.
Ye Han didn't make any moves, he was observing Xiaorou's performance.
From the lack of a golden halo on Xiaorou's body, it can be determined that she is not a well-known player. If it is true as she said, she only occasionally plays in Internet cafes and has such skills, then she is really very talented in the game.
Along the way, Ye Han seldom made shots, giving Xiaorou the opportunity to perform.
During the final round, Xiaorou took Da Sima and PDD with a full formation of steel guns that survived. In the end, Xiaorou killed the last person with a SCAR-L super-regulator gun and successfully ate chicken.
After the game ended, the audience in the live broadcast frantically swiped 666.
The end of this round made the audience very excited. The reason for the excitement was not that they won this round, but that after this round, Ye Han was going to have a video call with this water friend Xiaorou.
It will be revealed soon whether Xiaorou is a sweet girl, or a rough and tough guy.
"... Hahaha..." Xiaorou smiled happily: "Big brother, am I strong? Are you tired or not?"
"Excellent." Ye Han praised, but this Xiaorou was a bit strong.
"Diao dick dick..." PDD in front of the computer gave a thumbs up: "Xiao Rou, you are really a dick."
"Xiaorou's strong group." Da Sima also said.
After laughing, Ye Han said to Xiaoju: "This game is over, can we video now?"
PDD and many viewers felt that Xiaorou might play dead at this time, or shirk it for other reasons.
But Xiaorou said: "It's ok, big brother, you can add my penguin, my penguin number is 362..."
"Stop!" Ye Han heard that Xiaorou was going to blow up the Penguin in public, and quickly stopped him: "Don't say it, just send it to me privately."
Just kidding, with so many viewers in my live broadcast room, if Xiao Rou publicly announced her penguin number, her penguin number would be paralyzed soon, and I don't know how many people who have nothing to do will join her.
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