Playerunknown's Battlegrounds
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Ye Han: "..."
Ye Han: "..."
After being speechless for a few seconds, Ye Han said to the water friend who called himself Xiaorou: "Xiaorou, how long have you been watching my live broadcast?"
"Big brother, I've been watching your live broadcast for a long time, and I'm your loyal fan." Xiaorou said in a childish voice.
After Ye Han heard the words, he nodded and said, "Since you are an old audience, you should understand a little bit."
Having said this, Ye Han's voice stopped and did not continue.
"What do you understand?" Xiaorou asked.
Ye Han said: "You'd better not be an old man. If the audience in my live broadcast room know that an old man of yours speaks in this voice, and another old man is acting like a spoiled child in public, they will pick up the kitchen knife and go Your family will kill you."
"Wow..." Xiaorou exclaimed twice in surprise: "Big brother, don't scare him, okay, he is a girl girl, how could he be a big man, that's not it."
"puff……"
Many viewers in front of the live broadcast room had nosebleeds from Xiaorou's voice.
The audience felt the nosebleed left behind, and felt that if Xiao Rou was a man, they would really have the urge to kill him with a kitchen knife as Ye Han said.
Ye Han said a few words to Xiaorou, and Xiaorou always responded with a voice that would not pay for her life.
Mu Shimeng's voice is pleasant, listening to her voice can make your bones feel numb, and you will never forget it once you hear it.
And this Xiaorou's voice is a bit pretentious, suspected of deliberately pretending to be cute.
Although Xiaorou might be suspected of pretending to be cute, but one thing to say, her voice is really cute, cuter than many voice changer anchors on the Internet.
When Ye Han was talking to Xiaorou, Da Sima and PDD listened with pricked ears.
After Ye Han and Xiaorou finished talking, Da Sima touched his chin and said, "...Why do I feel that this Xiaorou doesn't look like a voice changer? The voice of the voice changer is blunt, and her voice makes me feel uncomfortable. Rigid at the half point."
"Wow, Da Sima, don't be blinded by your hearing." PDD patted his chest and swore: "If this guy is not a big man, I will poop on my head on PDD live broadcast."
"I agree, I bet, Xiaorou is definitely a man, if not, I will stand on my head with Sao Zhu and shit."
"It must be a voice changer. This voice is too contrived."
"Supporting prostitute teachers, it must be a man, there is nothing wrong with standing upside down and shitting."
PDD's words were supported by many viewers, many of them firmly believed that Xiaorou was a voice changer, and that the person sitting in front of the computer was an old man.
Of course, there are also a small number of people who feel that Xiao Rou's voice is a bit wrong, and it is a bit different from those voice-changing anchors.
Regardless of whether this Xiaorou is a big guy or not, she is the first (good) lucky viewer of Ye Han's live broadcast since the broadcast started.
Ye Han clicked to enter the match button, four people in four rows, and soon entered the birth island interface.
As soon as you enter the game screen, the image quality enhanced by [3D holographic image] technology is more obvious. The ultra-blue image quality and the lingering sound effects are just like the visual enjoyment of sitting in a high-end theater.
After entering the island of birth, Xiaorou said to Ye Han in a whiny tone, "Big brother, where are we going to jump next? Can you protect him?"
Xiaorou's voice had a hint of weakness, regardless of her being a gentleman, many viewers in the live broadcast room wanted to immediately stand in front of her, protect her, and block all dangers for her.
In the live broadcast room, there were many barrages of 'Xiaorou, I will protect you' and 'Xiaorou hide from my crotch'.
Ye Han always felt that this guy was a big guy, so he said: "You'd better stay away from me, your voice can easily make me go off, if I accidentally fire a 98K and blow your head off, you can just It's not fun anymore."
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After hearing Ye Han's words, Xiao Rou hurriedly asked: "Big Brother, why do you say that about him? Do you not like me?"
"It's not that I don't like it, I just want you to stay away from me." After all, this is a water friend, even if it's an old man, Ye Han's words are more polite.
"Hmph." Xiaorou snorted twice, and said, "Big brother wants me to stay away from you, but Xiaorou doesn't want to. Xiaorou will follow you and fight for big brother. I will use my body to fight for big brother." My brother blocked the enemy's bullets."
Following Xiaorou's words, many viewers made up a picture in their minds.
In the picture, a cute girl stood in front of Ye Han, opened her arms, and threatened to use her body to protect Ye Han, that kind of seriousness, that kind of cuteness, makes people want to hold her in their arms and try their best To pamper her.
Ye Han shook his head after hearing the words: "Go and protect others. Since you are my fan, you know that I don't need other people's protection in this game."
In the invitation letter competition, Ye Han was crushed all the way. In the Asian server, he really couldn't meet any opponents, unless it was God G, Shroud, and the automatic madman.
"I don't, I don't." Xiaorou seemed to have her hands on her hips: "Xiaorou wants to protect big brother, Xiaorou likes big brother."
Ye Han's forehead was still full of black lines, and Da Sima beside him felt his heart melt.
He hurriedly said: "Xiaorou Xiaorou, you protect me. I am Wuhu Da Sima. You like to watch the live broadcast of 357. You must know me."
"I know." Xiaorou said innocently: "But you are too ugly, not as handsome as your big brother, Xiaorou doesn't want to protect you, you should protect yourself."
"Puchi..."
The water friend Xiaorou's words, like a sharp knife, pierced into Da Sima's heart, immediately made Da Sima feel extremely uncomfortable.
"Hahaha..." PDD couldn't help laughing out loud, and mocked, "Da Sima, you're such an asshole, and you still want Xiaorou to protect you, so take a pee and look in the mirror."
After PDD laughed, his voice changed, and he said to Xiaorou: "Xiaorou, come with me there, I will protect you, and you will protect me too."
"No, no." Xiao Rou replied very simply: "You are uglier than Da Sima, I don't want to go with you two, Ma Ma said, playing games with ugly people will cause nightmares at night."
"puff……"
Saozhu PDD, who was sitting in front of the computer, almost sprayed a mouthful of old blood on the computer screen, and suffered hundreds of points of critical damage in his heart.
"Haha, you're uglier than me... Saozhu, you're not self-aware." Now it was Da Sima's turn to mock PDD.
Xiaorou, who was born on the island, stood tightly in front of Ye Han, (bbfd) blowing kisses to Ye Han, as if showing love.
Xiaorou is like this, in Ye Han's eyes, it's like a big man licking his feet and blowing a kiss to him with the hand that just licked his feet, feeling a chill.
Ye Han walked away, away from this water friend Xiaorou.
Xiao Rou was like a follower, she would go wherever Ye Han went and never leave him.
"Why do I start to feel that this Xiaorou doesn't look like a voice changer?"
"I also feel this way, and it's different from those voice-changing anchors."
"This Xiaorou, isn't she really a girl?"
"If she's really a sister, you PDD will broadcast live handstand shit."
"Saozhu live broadcast shitting upside down? Wow, the picture is so beautiful, I dare not watch or smell it."
As the water friend Xiaorou talked more and more, many viewers in Ye Han's live broadcast room began to wonder if Xiaorou was really a girl.
Of course, when there were such remarks, some people said that it was impossible, how could there be so many girls in the world, Xiaorou is a disgusting big man who picks his feet.
Amidst the voices of various arguments, the second game began.
This route cannot reach the airport. Ye Han looked at the map, marked a point in P City, and said to his three teammates: "There should be quite a few people jumping to P City with this one. Take care of yourselves. I will take care of you." Maybe I don’t have time to control your life and death.”
"Don't worry, little P city is not in the eyes of my Liu." PDD said proudly.
"Don't worry, little P city is not in the eyes of my Liu." PDD said proudly.
Da Sima also said: "Every time I come to P City, it's like going home. The scenery here is beautiful and the language is nice. I really like it here."
Following Da Sima's words, Ye Han and the others jumped off the plane one after another.
The four of them headed towards the P city below.
Ye Han's live broadcast room has a [3D holographic image] skill bonus, this time the skydiving once again made the audience in the live broadcast room very enjoyable.
Ye Han controlled the parachute and landed on the roof of a fake garage in P City.
"Wow wow wow..."
There were sounds of players landing all around. Apart from Ye Han and the others, at least two teams chose to jump to P City.
Ye Han immediately went into the fake garage, luckily, he picked up a UMP9 submachine gun and two sets of 9mm bullets on the second floor.
"Kakkaka..."
While UMP9 was being loaded, a kill prompt suddenly appeared in the upper right corner of the game screen.
"Player HBNBL uses fist, knocks out dasima"
This is the reminder that Da Sima was knocked down. After seeing this reminder, many viewers were very happy.
Ye Han was also speechless: "Big Sima, didn't you say that coming to P City is like going home? Why was someone punching you at home?"
"Damn it." Da Sima said in a flustered tone, "Stop being sarcastic, come and save me, I'm moving around in Shepi, and I've dodged several punches from him, come here now, maybe you can still see me for the last time On the one hand, ahhh..."
When Ye Han said that, he was already heading towards where Da Sima was.
Among them, Ye Han was the closest to Da Sima.
PDD, on the other hand, acted like he had nothing to do with himself: "Da Sima, hold on, I'll come to rescue you when I find the 98K and the [-]x lens."
"Big brother, Xiaorou found the gun, I'll go rescue him with you." Xiaorou followed Ye Han's buttocks and ran to where Da Sima was.
After Ye Han rushed to the place where Da Sima fell to the ground, Da Sima was beaten by the player until only the last trace of blood remained, and with another punch, he would burp.
"Da da da……"
Just when Da Sima was about to despair, Ye Han's shuttle of 9mm bullets arrived.
UMP9 fired extremely fast, and the bullets fired continuously killed the player.
"Player YeHan used UMP and killed HBNBL"
[Kill ordinary players, reward random money: 500 yuan. 】
"Wow, save me quickly, there is only a trace of blood left, hurry up." Da Sima's voice was almost hoarse.
Ye Han immediately stepped forward, pressed the F key, and saved Da Sima's life when he was on the verge of collapse.
Da Sima patted his chest with lingering fear, lamenting the thrill just now. At this moment, Ye Han helped him up from the ground.
"In such a dangerous situation, I survived. If I survive a catastrophe, I will have good luck." Da Sima grinned, feeling that he would make a big difference this time.
"Boom!"
Just at this moment, there were two bang bang gunshots, and Da Sima, who had just stood up, burst into two bloody flowers, and knelt down again.
"Damn it!" Da Sima couldn't help but swear when he saw the knockdown prompt. .
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