Playerunknown's Battlegrounds
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Ye Han and the others went to the barbecue restaurant first, and just after ordering something, they saw a Porsche parked by the side of the road.
The car door opened, and a round meat ball rolled out of the car... oh no, it got off. .
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The last time Ye Han saw PDD was at the gate of Ke's community on Tuesday.
After playing the online game that day, Ye Han and Tuesday Ke Mozi had dinner together to celebrate. After the meal, Ye Han sent Tuesday Ke back home, and then met PDD while having a cold drink at the gate of the community where Tuesday Ke lived.
At that time, PDD said that he ran every day to lose weight. Although he was fat, he was fine.
But the whoring teacher who drove over to Ye Han for supper today said he was as fat as a ball, which is about the same.
If you are short-sighted, you will think it is a meat ball rolling over when you see the prostitute teacher coming.
The seat where Ye Han's dull sister Erqian was sitting was in a more conspicuous place in this barbecue restaurant.
As soon as PDD entered, he saw Ye Han and the others, grinning and waving hello.
Ye Han looked at PDD who was walking up to him, and sized him up and down: "Teacher whoring, I haven't seen you for a while, are you getting fat again?"
PDD pulled a stool and sat down, and waved his hands: "Oh, don't mention it, I lose weight every day, and I still gain weight. I have given up on myself and don't want to be treated anymore."
"The last time I was in Erke's live broadcast room, it seemed that you were not as fat as you are now. During this period of time, 11 really gave up on yourself?" Daimei laughed.
The last time Ye Han and the others encountered PDD who was running, Ke was on live broadcast on Tuesday, and Damei saw PDD in the live broadcast room.
After PDD heard what Damei said, he poured himself a glass of lemonade, shook his head and said: "Stop talking, everything is in this barbecue tonight, and now only barbecue can make me forget the pain of being fat. "
Erqian at the side nodded empathetically when he heard PDD's words.
Erqian said to PDD: "Teacher whoring, let's lose weight after this supper."
While talking, the waiter at the barbecue shop brought out Ye Han's and the others' order one after another.
The skewers are still grilling, and all the side dishes are served.
After chatting a few gossips, PDD chatted with Ye Han about Ye Han's first broadcast tonight, and about Douyu's server being hacked again.
PDD didn't know where he got the news. He also knew that Xu Anguo, the boss of Douyu, was sent to the hospital, and he is still in a coma.
"This wave, Dou Yu is really out of luck."
PDD gave Ye Han a thumbs up: "I didn't expect that among your fans, there are such awesome people. If Dou Yu says black, he will black. If you have such hacker fans, which platform will dare to treat you badly in the future. "
After PDD finished speaking, he asked Ye Han again: "By the way, why did you choose to go to Huya in the end? I also asked you to come to our panda last time. Our boss has also contacted you, right?" ? Actually, if you come to our panda, you will also be praised as the first brother of Panda PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds.”
The boss of PDD had indeed contacted Ye Han, but Ye Han treated all invitations from the website at that time with an attitude of neither refusing nor agreeing.
After hearing PDD's words, Ye Han said: "I will go to Huya because I have an acquaintance in Huya. Because of her relationship, I finally decided to go to Huya."
Ye Han didn't go into details about Mu Shimeng, but just said something casually.
Ye Han didn't elaborate, and PDD didn't ask too much.
He picked up a glass of lemonade and toasted Ye Han: "Anyway, brother, your premiere was quite successful, let's do one..."
Because Ye Han and PDD both had to drive, neither of them drank.
First I drank lemonade, then I drank Coke.
After the barbecues he ordered came out, PDD began to feast on them unceremoniously.
Barbecue can make PDD forget the pain of obesity. At this moment, he completely immerses himself in the sea of barbecue.
"Boss, bring the menu and order some more."
"Boss, there's not enough Coke."
"Waiter, three more pork loins..."
"Waiter, three more pork loins..."
The voice of PDD rang out from time to time, and this guy didn't know if his body was too weak. He ate three big pork kidneys by himself.
When PDD handed another pork kidney to Ye Han, Ye Han waved his hand: "I'm in good health, I don't want to eat this."
PDD looked at Ye Han's strong physique and strong muscles, and sighed: "Then I'll eat myself."
This supper lasted until two o'clock in the morning.
After eating, Ye Han and the others separated from PDD and drove towards Yujingwan.
On the way back, some drunk Erqian Zaba Daba with big eyes said to Duanmei, "Daimei, eating pork kidneys, what are you doing to make up for it?"
"Whatever you eat nourishes your kidneys." Damei responded.
"Oh," Erqian hiccupped and said, "Mr. whoring eats so much pork kidney, which means that his kidneys are not good. Teacher whoring makes Ye Han eat it, but Ye Han doesn't eat it. That is to say, Ye Han eats it. Your kidneys are fine? Dumb girl, isn’t it?”
After hearing Erqian's words, Daimei couldn't help but glance at Ye Han who was driving.
To say whether a man's kidneys are good or not, the women around him know best.
As a dumb girl who begged to be spared every time she was tossed by Ye Han, how could she not know if Ye Han's kidneys were good or not?
This is a somewhat private question, and Duimei will naturally not answer it.
She unscrewed a bottle of mineral water, stuffed it into Erqian's mouth, and said, "Erqian, you are drunk, you should drink more water and talk less."
Erqian took away the mineral water bottle that Damei had stuffed over, and said drunkenly, "I'm not drunk, Damei, tell me, is Ye Han's kidney very good, so he doesn't need to eat pork kidneys?"
Erqian, who was drunk, didn't know why he got into trouble with pork kidneys, and kept asking such a question.
Ye Han, who was so busy driving, couldn't help but glance at her round, fat face.
Erqian murmured and soon fell asleep.
After arriving in the villa, it was Ye Han and Dai Mei who helped her into the house.
After throwing 250 and [-] on the bed, Damei clapped her hands, exhaled and said, "I can't let this guy drink anymore, today I'm fighting with pork loin, I don't know what I'm going to fight with next time."
When Ye Han heard Damei's words, he smiled lightly and said, "Don't make fun of me, who was drunk with me last time and was carried back by me, and my aunt's blood spilled on my hand?"
When Daimei heard Ye Han's words, she immediately remembered what happened when she was still living in the previous community.
That night, I didn't know that the person living downstairs was Ye Han, and I had supper with Ye Han, got drunk, and when Ye Han carried her back, my aunt's blood leaked out.
The next day, Damei rolled around on the bed for a long time, feeling too ashamed, and didn't know how to face Ye Han.
"Don't mention my past embarrassment, I'm sweating all over my body, I'm going to take a shower." Dumb girl said nothing to Ye Han, and walked upstairs.
For girls sweating, there is an idiom called fragrant sweat dripping, which makes some sense.
Anyway, after Damei sweated a lot, Ye Han didn't smell any peculiar smell, instead it had a faint fragrance.
Damei went to take a bath one step ahead of Ye Han. After taking a shower, Damei wiped her hair with a towel.
She winked at Ye Han playfully: "Hurry up and wash it, I'll wait for you, and I'll give you a surprise soon."
"Surprise?" Ye Han raised his brows when he heard this, but looked forward to it.
I don't know what surprise Damei prepared for herself. .
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"You go in and wash it, and you'll know when you come out." Daimei put on a trick with a smile on her face.
Ye Han looked at Du Mei's body wrapped in a bath towel just after taking a shower, feeling a little imaginative, so he walked into the bathroom to take a bath.
While taking a shower, Ye Han was still thinking about the surprise that Dumb Girl said.
A few minutes later, Ye Han came out of the bathroom.
After walking out, what he saw made Ye Han squint his eyes.
It can be seen that the upper body of the dumb girl at this moment is still wrapped in a bath towel, but on her slender beautiful legs, she is wearing a pair of black stockings.
The words "stocking temptation" immediately came to Ye Han's mind.
At this moment, Dumb Girl, her legs in stockings are slightly bent, which is really very attractive.
It turns out that the surprise that Damei told her just now was referring to this.
Not to mention, compared to the monotonous repetition before, it was a bit of a pleasant surprise.
"Do you like it?" Damei bit her index finger lightly, her long eyelashes trembling slightly.
Dumb Girl wants to know if Ye Hanxi likes this style. She, who also drank a little wine today, let it go in front of Ye Han.
In the next hour or so, Ye Han let Damei know whether he liked her like this or not.
In the end, Du Mei still couldn't resist Ye Han's attack, and begged for mercy many times.
At this time, the dumb girl was thinking, it's a good thing Ye Han didn't eat pork kidneys, if he made up for it again, then he would be really miserable.
Because it was very late for supper that night, and Ye Han made it very late, when Damei woke up the next day, it was already eleven o'clock in the morning.
After Daimei woke up, she looked at her side, Ye Han was still not awake.
She grabbed a strand of long hair, and stroked it lightly between Ye Han's nose.
Ye Han, who was still sleeping, was woken up by Duanmei. He rubbed his nose and asked Daimei, "What are you doing?"
"It's past eleven o'clock in the morning. It's time to get up. Fortunately, Shimeng solved the problem of going to school for you. Otherwise, you would have to be late every day." Daimei laughed.
"Ah..." Ye Han stretched his waist, shirked his responsibility and said, "It's not your fault that I wake up so late, what kind of stockings are I wearing, I wasted so much energy¨〃."
Dumb girl's pretty face immediately turned red when she heard this, she was a little drunk last night, if she was sober, she definitely wouldn't wear it.
The two bickered for a few words, then went to wash up and went downstairs.
The cooking aunt is cooking in the kitchen, the sanitation aunt is cleaning the villa carefully, and Erqian is playing with two kittens on the lawn in the front yard.
The weather is just right today, with a cool breeze blowing, coupled with the birds chirping from time to time in the green forest, everything seems so cozy and peaceful.
This is why rich people don't like to live in single-storey houses, they all like villas.
Ye Han's cell phone was left in the car last night, and when Damei went to the garage to help Ye Han get the cell phone, she found a few missed calls, all of which were from Mu Shimeng.
"Shimeng called you." Damei handed the phone to Ye Han.
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