Including Wang Jiaer, his own Mandarin is not that bad, and sometimes he pretends not to understand for the sake of cue's joke.
Some silly and cute things didn’t happen in Chang Huan’s current life, some happened in the previous life, but it’s okay to say it and make everyone laugh for a while.
Of course, when it comes to jokes, Chang Huan still can't keep up with Dai Jun, who is known as Duan Wang~ye.
……
When Chang Huan found Di Lieba going upstairs, he also left quietly.
He and Di Lieba came to the second floor rooftop.
Di Lieba originally only wanted to blow some air and drink away, but found that Chang Huan came to her side, and smiled sweetly: "Why don't you chat with them?"
"They're all listening to Prince Duan's story," Chang Huan looked at Di Lieba with a smile, and asked in a low voice, "Did your relative leave?"
Di Lieba gave Chang Huan a flirtatious look: "I left two days ago, but I want to wait until the end of the show to do something with you. After all, it's how it is now. It would be a bit embarrassing to spread the word."
"Indeed! Then I'll listen to you." Chang Huan stared at Di Lieba affectionately: "Sister Mi Mi should also tell you that my body is different from normal men. If I don't behave like women one day, I may have a big problem, so please forgive me, it’s not that I don’t have you in my heart, it’s not that I treat you as a passer-by. In fact, in my heart, I have always regarded you as my real girlfriend. If I must announce to the public who is my girlfriend My friend, it must be you!"
Di Lieba was elated when she heard Chang Huan's last words.
She couldn't help snuggling into Chang Huan's arms, and said with a delicate smile, "I can totally understand you.
I also read some history books recently, some very strong generals in ancient times were all belonged to the ten daughters of Ye Yu.
There is also the famous Ji Xiaolan, he is also very powerful, he is quite old, and he still counts women every day. Huo, the red eyes were about to protrude, and Qianlong was so frightened that he quickly gave him two court ladies, and when the book editing work was over, he even gave these two court ladies to Ji Xiaolan. It is a concubine by order. "
Chang Huan had read Ji Xiaolan's biography when he was writing a book before, and those things were true, "Mr. Ji Wenda said that he was a wild monster and turned around. He used meat as his food, and he had no grains of rice. , once in the house, once in the afternoon, once in the evening, and once in bed. Indispensable. In addition, there are often those who are lucky enough to take advantage of the pleasure. If you don’t take care of your daughter for a day, your skin will crack and your tendons will twitch. Try to edit "Four "Kuquanshu", on duty in the inner court, I have not had a daughter for several days, her eyes are red, and her cheeks are as red as fire. I saw it occasionally in Chunmiao, and I was shocked. I asked what the disease was, and the public was right. I laughed and ordered two court ladies Companion..."
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Di Lieba said again: "When Ji Xiaolan was 65 years old, she took a concubine and loved that concubine very much. As a result, that concubine died two years later. I don't want to become like that concubine. So, you There are so many women, it’s not a bad thing for Mi Mi and I, otherwise, Mi Mi and I would be like the script said, it’s hard to be grateful! As long as you regard me as the most important person, I will be satisfied !"
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Chang Huan couldn't help saying: "Reba, you are too sensible!"
(ps: Which one is more beautiful, Nabi or Reba? Nazha's beauty is more mature, or sharper, while Reba is much gentler, not as sharp as Nazha. Reba will be called sweet hot, but Nazha There is absolutely no feeling of sweetness. Nazha should be sweet. Judging from the temperament of the two, Nazha is the beautiful president in online articles, and Reba is the rich daughter of an idol drama. Nazha is Bao Si, frowning , taught the king to play with the princes; Reba is a jade ring, and three thousand dotes on him. In terms of bright and charming, Nazha is even better; in terms of my pity, it is definitely Reba.).
Chapter 299 The Most Attractive Man in the World!
This night, Tong Liya, who never drank much, didn't know why, and started to drink recklessly, clinking glasses with her little sisters Di Lieba and Gulinaza, and even asked Chang Huan and the others to drink.
Because Chang Huan drank more, almost kept the wine glass in his hand, and never refused to come. Red wine, beer and even white wine were all dry in one gulp, so it was not obvious how good Tong Liya could drink.
It was past nine o'clock, and Tong Liya had already collapsed.
Di Lieba and Gulinazha helped her to the room where Tong Liya and Gulinazha shared.
Gu Li Nazha took care of Tong Liya.
Tong Liya fell on the bed, sleeping soundly, and did not go crazy with alcohol like other women.
Di Lieba came out of Tong Liya's room and said to Chang Huan with a sad face: "Sister Yaya is suffering... Huanhuan, if you can help her, you must help her."
Chang Huan nodded: "I have already discussed with Sister Mi Mi, and I will help Sister Yaya, don't worry!"
Di Lieba smiled sweetly: "Then I'm going to rest!" Then she turned and walked to the room she shared with Song Zuer.
Chang Huan embraced Di Lieba's slender waist and said with a smile, "Kiss before leaving!" with a coquettish look asking for a kiss. 17
"You, you, you're still acting like a baby, you're killing me!" Di Lieba giggled, and was about to kiss Chang Huan, when she suddenly realized something, nunuzui: "There's a camera following, let's talk about it later!"
Chang Huan would be too deliberate if he let the camera back now, so he had to let go of Di Lieba resentfully.
Everyone went back to their rooms to rest.
Chang Huan then drove away again. He wanted to solve the manic-depressive rich second-generation He Yue who was called "Fenfenhehe" on the Internet. He had a strong feeling that if he didn't go to He Yue's house tonight, maybe He Yue Yue's wife Wu Meixia might be killed by He Yue!
But things in the world, the more anxious you are, the more difficult and disaster-prone they will be.
On the way Chang Huan drove to He Yue's house, he first encountered a drunk driving investigation by relevant parties. Chang Huan used the Almighty Recovery Card in time to restore himself to a state where he hadn't been drinking, and passed the inspection smoothly.
But shortly thereafter, there was a serious traffic accident caused by drunk driving in front, which caused a big traffic jam.
Chang Huan didn't want to wait in the car, so he picked up his mobile phone and called Shen Yijun and Feng Chengcheng who had an appointment tonight: "There is a big traffic jam on the road, and it may take a long time to get there. Just wait, we're here." I'll call you, don't call me before that!"
He wanted to use the time between traffic jams to learn something.
He thought of one thing, that is, according to the latest setting of the system, only when a pure girl's affection for him reaches more than 250 can all attributes of both parties be increased by 1, while other women's affection for him must reach more than 300 to be able to Add 1 to all attributes of both parties!
But in a hurry, it is difficult to increase the favorability to more than 300 points, which leads to many encounters that cannot increase the attributes of oneself and the other party, which is wasted. What should I do?
Chang Huan thought of Gu Long's novel "Peerless Twins", Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque's father, Jiang Feng, was extremely charming, "There is no girl in the world who can resist Jiang Feng's slight smile", "Jiang Feng's smile can make a girl's Heart shattered."
Chang Huan's appearance can be considered rare in the world, but she doesn't seem to have that super charm.
He clicked on the "Peerless Twins" e-book, wanting to have Jiang Feng's charm, but found that because Jiang Feng was not the protagonist, and the description was too simple, he couldn't learn it at all.
So, Chang Huan searched for "the most attractive man in the world" on the Internet, and found a list of handsome guys.
He thought about it carefully, if a man is the most attractive, there will be a result of admiring his woman, so he searched for "the man with the most women in the world," and found a ranking list, the name is "there have been women in the world" most men.
He opened it curiously.
The first man actually had 35000 women. He was the head of an island country. There were at least two of them every day, one for lunch, one for dinner, and sometimes another in the morning. It may not be accurate, but the fact that he had thousands of women is beyond doubt. A reporter once asked him how many children he had, and he replied, probably a tribe.
Although this man is also a very attractive man who once conquered the female CIA agent who assassinated him, he relied more on his power than charm to conquer women.
The second is NBA star Chamberlain, who claimed in his autobiography that he had 20000 women in his life.
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