My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

All the melon-eating girls in the living room were sweating coldly. Hearing words like 'mating and estrus' from a teenage loli was a challenge, okay?

As soon as Hua Ye's face darkened, he was about to go mad, and Wei Nai took the first step and said:

"Well, it's a serious matter for two people to be together, don't joke..."

"I'm not kidding." Mountain God Loli said seriously, "I'm serious about having a baby."

Seriously, sir, only those brainless people who don't need a plot will ignore the crime of molesting a young girl and have a baby with an unknown loli like you who suddenly came to the door!

"Hey, potato chips? I want to eat them." The mountain god Shi Changji saw the potato chips on the kotatsu, ran over to get them in his hands, and started to eat them with a 'click, click', licking his fingers indistinctly while eating. , muttering, "My lord, if you find it troublesome, it's okay, I can do it myself..."

Satania asked curiously: "Hey, can you do this kind of thing by yourself?"

The day before yesterday, Huaye helped this idiot to study the process of giving birth. Satania still remembers it clearly: "When the attendant taught me how to give birth, he said that giving birth is a matter of two people..."

"stare--"

A series of sharp eyes looked over.

Alice: "Actually taught Satania how to give birth, perverted pervert!"

Hinata: "Brother Xiaoye is going too far, he won't let go of even idiots."

Wei Nai: "It's against the law to bully an idiot."

Gabriel: "Stop talking, cut it off."

"Oh, I was there when classmate Hua Ye taught His Royal Highness Satania to have a baby." Lafite said, "Satania thinks that two people can have a baby by sleeping together, so we need to educate her on the basics of physiology." .”

The black-bellied girl was sitting there smiling and watching the show, but now she realized that the fire was about to burn herself, and finally couldn't sit still.

"Eh?" Satania blinked her eyes and said in doubt, "Lafite was..."

Lafite yelled: "Your pineapple/bag is gone!"

"Hey, where is it?"

"Crack clap."

The mountain god Shi Changji finally swallowed the potato chips in his mouth, and while licking his fingers, said vaguely, "I mean... I'll sit on it and move myself..."

"..."

Mountain God Loli continued: "Although this position is not so easy to conceive a child, it doesn't matter, just do it a few times."

"..."

In the silence, Liuhua asked curiously: "Which position is the easiest to conceive a child?"

"Of course it's [beep--] used by other animals." Mountain God Shi Changji said naturally, "The estrus period of other animals is not as long as that of humans, and they all use this posture to give birth to offspring."

Playing with an orange in her hand, the little catwoman suddenly understood and said, "No wonder meow, we see all cats and dogs meow in this posture."

"Student Hua Ye." A line of black lines fell from the top of Wei Nai's head, "I think this little girl is a little abnormal..."

It's not abnormal, but very abnormal!She is a mountain god who has lived for hundreds of years, not a human being, and does not have human good, evil and ethical concepts, so she feels that her three views are super crooked.

Hua Ye said expressionlessly, "Go out."

The mountain god Lolita trembled slightly, and looked over timidly: "My lord?"

Wei Nai pulled Hua Ye and said softly, "It's getting late, why don't you go home first? Mom and Dad will be worried."

"I don't have parents." Mountain God Lolita shook her head, "I'll go back after Baoen gives birth."

Wei Nai sighed: "That kind of thing has to have an emotional basis..."

Mountain God Shi Changji licked her fingers, "It smells very pleasant and looks pleasing to the eye, is it the foundation of feelings?"

"Of course not." Wei Nai complained, "What you're talking about is impulsive!"

"Well, it's so troublesome..." The mountain god tilted his head, "Then what is the basis of your relationship? I want to refer to it."

"..."

The air was suddenly quiet.

The melon-eating girls in the living room glanced at each other, and then looked away one after another.

"Well, you misunderstood." Wei Nai said with a blushing face, "We are just ordinary classmates."

Mountain God Shi Changji wrinkled her small nose and sniffed the air: "It's a lie."

"What lie?"

"I can smell your liking. You obviously like your husband, but you are talking about ordinary classmates. Don't think I can't smell it."

"..."

The air became quiet again, only the sound of Shi Changji eating potato chips was exceptionally clear.

Wei Nai bit her pink lips: "You made a mistake, we can only be together..."

"Why only two people?" The mountain god Shi Changji was puzzled, "Isn't it natural for a powerful existence like my husband to control the priority mating rights of the entire ethnic group? Those wolves, lions, and monkeys are all How about this?"

Wei Nai couldn't complain about the 'priority of mating rights' anymore, raised her hand to cover her forehead and said, "Now is a society where everyone is equal."

"Everyone has never been equal in this world." Shi Changji shook her head, "On the way here, I saw someone driving a beautiful car and walking into a hotel with two women in his arms."