My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

"Ehhhh?" Dirty Lolita puffed up her cheeks, "What is brother Xiaoye talking about?"

Hua Ye said: "The lifespan of geckos is usually five to eight years. Wild geckos have a shorter lifespan than captive geckos, so they cannot live for ten years.

The tails of geckos are different from those of cats and dogs. They can fall off and regenerate. Even geckos can eat their tails to supplement calcium when they are deficient in calcium... This is the content of elementary school textbooks. Pinning the tail does not restrict the gecko's movement . "

Then the gecko’s tongue structure is similar to that of a frog. When catching insects, mosquitoes and flies, it pops out the tongue to stick the insects and bring them into the abdomen. Therefore, the gecko does not have the ability to spit out food, and the bridge of feeding with food in its mouth does not exist at all, because A gecko doesn't flick another gecko's lips with its tongue!

Finally, the gecko's love story seems to be a Japanese story, but it was actually written by two Koreans!Just adding a statement of "this is a true story" at the beginning, many people completely ignore the facts and believe it to be true. In fact, it is just a piece of chicken soup made up.

There is a similar story in "Flying Gorales". In order to continue the group, a group of gorals chose to be stepping stones to help young antelopes leap over the cliff. The dozens of large herds of gorals mentioned in the book, and the noble sentiment of "sacrificing oneself for others" does not exist in animals in nature-if I really want to say, the old gorals have better physical strength and richer experience, and they are more sensitive to natural enemies. The sense of smell is sharper, and it should be the old gazelle that survived. As long as the two kidneys are still on the body, the young gazelle will soon be able to regenerate a bunch.

In addition, there is the so-called porcupine theory. The winter in the wild is very cold, and a group of porcupines hide together to keep warm, but each other's hard thorns will hurt each other, so after constant running-in, the porcupines learn to use each other The distance is controlled within a moderate range, neither too close nor too far away.

But in fact, porcupines can completely control whether their spines open or not. If they don’t open, they can’t pierce each other. Therefore, porcupines in winter are always close together to keep warm, and there is no so-called "moderate distance" at all. .

There is also the most famous story of the transformation of the eagle. After the eagle is old, if it wants to fly to the sky again, it needs to pluck its feathers, knock off its beak, and then go without eating or drinking for several months before it can fly again. Unless you set foot on the road of cultivating immortals and reach the bigu state, you will starve to death in a few days!

"Brother Xiaoye is too much." Hinata clenched her fists and pounded on Huaye's abdomen, because her hands couldn't reach her chest, "The story of the gecko is obviously a tribute to the greatness of love. When it comes to you, it becomes It has become a shoddy chicken soup."

"I'm just telling the truth." Hua Ye said with a shrug.

"Give me back my touch." Lolita hugged Hua Ye coquettishly and did not let go.

"Hurry up and go back to practice kendo." Miss Miko ordered, "After the practice, go take a shower and change clothes, and review your homework."

"Can I not practice today?" Hinata was pitiful, trying to make her sister change her mind with pleading eyes.

Miss Miko said with a pretty face, "No."

I always like to steal and play tricks, as long as you give in, you will immediately make progress. If it wasn't for your own sister, it would have been planted in the soil a long time ago.

"My sister is a great tyrant!" Hinata clenched her fists and resisted the rule.

"Ok?"

Being squinted by Miss Miko, Dirty Loli immediately withered, and reluctantly went to practice kendo.

"Hua Jun, why don't you take a bath first?" Miss Miko looked over, "Should we still sleep on tatami together at night?"

Hua Ye nodded: "Okay."

Hua Ye took a change of clothes, walked into the bathroom with ease, and began to take a bath. Before he knew it, he already had special towels, toothbrushes, and slippers in the bathroom of Chiba Shrine. There was even a bottle of facial cleanser for men. What a pity. Hua Ye has never used it so far.

The bath felt pretty good. Hua Ye sat in the bathtub, closed his eyes and rested, but after a while, there was a knock on the door, followed by an impatient voice: "Hey, do you want me to help you?" Wipe your back? If you don’t want me, I’ll leave.”

Hua Ye opened his eyes and said, "Come in and wipe your back."

"Damn it..." The Yaodao Ji outside the bathroom door gritted her teeth, pushed the door open and walked in, willing to gamble and admit defeat. As a well-known big monster, you can't lose if you lose.

Looking at Hua Ye who was sitting in the bathtub and soaking in the bath, Yaodao Ji showed a disgusted expression on her face: "You really want me to wipe your back for you... And you said you are not a disgusting lolicon?"

"Aren't you a big monster in the Heian era?" Hua Ye complained, "So you are not a loli, but an old woman."

Chapter 1070 Lolita Bath

"Old, old woman?!" Yaodao Ji was furious immediately, "How dare you say that I am an old woman, so I will kill you now!"

Women are very concerned about age, and so are female monsters.

Hua Ye stretched out a hand and directly pressed the little head of the Demon Sword Girl.

Too weak, clamoring without strength is just to die, a certain purple old woman who always says she is 17 years old is much stronger than you.

"How dare you touch my head?"

Yao Dao Ji opened her teeth and claws, but unfortunately she was short and her arms were short, her fists couldn't reach Hua Ye at all, she was so angry that she was about to kick her, but Hua Ye grabbed her and pushed her down by the bathtub.

"Snapped!"

A loud slap sounded, especially crisp in the bathroom.

What should I do if I meet a bear child?

You can't talk about reason, so grab it and beat it first, and if you are still not convinced, beat it again.

The burning pain from her buttocks made Yaodao Ji grit her teeth. She was about to fight Hua Ye for [-] rounds when she suddenly opened her eyes wide with an unbelievably shocked expression on her face.

"You, you don't wear clothes?!"

Shy, angry, and shocked shouts sounded, Yao Dao Ji seemed to have seen something indescribably terrifying.

Hua Ye asked back: "Do you know how to wear clothes when taking a bath?"

Yaodao Ji turned her head abruptly, a blush appeared on her face: "When you take a bath, why don't you make bubbles?"

Hua Ye said, "It's too troublesome."

Yao Dao Ji shouted angrily: "You always make foam in the bath on TV, why don't you do it?"

Nonsense, TV dramas need to be audited to make bubbles, otherwise, even if they pass the audit, they will only appear on paid channels.

Hua Ye's poker face: "Aren't you an old woman, you're still shy?"

"Who, who's shy?" Yao Dao Ji gritted her teeth and retorted, refusing to lose her momentum, "It's just disgusting!"

Although she was a big monster hundreds of years ago, almost all of her inherited memories are battle experiences. She saw an indescribable terrible thing across the water just now, and of course she would feel shy and flustered.

"Disgusting?" Hua Ye said with a straight face, "Don't you want to help wipe your back? You can wash it later."