My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

(Probably not? An ordinary girl like me... no one would be interested, right?)

Not to mention the cranky glasses girl, Wei Nai continued to send messages.

"Satania's living expenses have increased, and she will be popular only if she does bad things... Do you want to learn from Satania to do bad things?"

Hua Ye was speechless immediately: "No need at all."

Learn to do bad things from that red-haired idiot?

Deliberately not doing homework, and then telling the teacher 'I haven't forgotten, I just don't want to write', and throwing away the bottle without tightening the cap after drinking, when throwing paper balls, deliberately throwing paper balls out of the wastebasket, and then Pinching her waist with one hand, Yan Yi exaggeratedly boasted, "I'm really a sinner"...

So how sinful are these actions?It's not even a prank!

Doodling on other people's books, pulling girls' hair, secretly tying the shoelaces of the girls at the back table under the table, or sticking turtles on other people's backs, is it a bad thing to do so barely!

Hua Ye said, "Do you want a demon passport?"

"Hey, what?" Wei Nai was taken aback for a moment, then came to her senses, "You mean the prop in Jingle Cat?"

Hua Ye nodded: "It's the devil's passport."

Devil Passport is a prop in Doraemon, the highest level of contraband in the 22nd century, ranging from theft to dictatorship. As long as you hold a passport, you can do bad things at will. No one will object, let alone receive punishment.

"I don't want that kind of thing!" After reading the news, a huge drop of cold sweat fell on Wei Nai's head, and she couldn't help complaining, "It's just doing bad things, and it's not about destroying the world. Don't take out such dangerous things casually. what!"

Hua Ye shrugged: "Then you can still follow the example of that bad girl Tian Zhongnai. She doesn't go home at night, goes to the bar to drink, and then collects protection money from others. If anyone is upset, she hits the other person's head with a baseball bat..."

"Knocking someone's head with a baseball bat is intentional injury, okay? You'll be invited to the police station for tea!" Wei Nai started complaining, "I'm asking you to give some reliable advice, demon passport and bad Girls are too unreliable!"

Hua Ye continued:

"Then, you can learn from Gabriel by not cleaning the room, being distracted in class, scribbling in textbooks, eating in secret, indulging in games and not thinking ahead... Gabriel has been deducted living expenses, you learn to do it Again, the cost of living should go up."

Wei Nai hesitated for a moment, then quickly shook her head.

As a patient with a mild cleanliness disorder, the thought of a clean room turning into a mess is really unacceptable.

"Any other suggestions?" Wei Nai propped her chin with one hand, and sighed, "It's unacceptable to dirty the room... It's okay not to take notes in class, but forget about eating, it will disturb others."

Is this too much?

What a bad thing if it doesn't have a bad influence on others!Do you think it is a bad thing to wear clothes without buttons, or to not attend class?

Hua Ye thought for a while, then said, "Then let's try on the wedding dress."

"Hey?" Wei Nai blushed pretty, and looked over with shame and anger, "Why, why do you want to try that kind of thing? Is it related to doing bad things?"

"It does matter." Hua Ye said solemnly, "Don't pay, just run away in your wedding dress, it's worth Satania's ten bad deeds."

"Shameless! I don't want to talk to you!"

Chapter 1025 It's All the World's Fault

"Poke poke-"

Not long after the Chinese class started, the useless angel at the back table tapped Hua Ye's back with his fingers.

"Is something wrong?"

"It's okay." This useless angel wrote on Hua Ye's back with his hand, "Let you pay attention, listen to the class well, and stop playing with your phone all the time."

Only you are not qualified to say this!Even Satania is more serious than you in class, okay?And don't think that the teacher can't find it if you sit in the corner. Anyone who has spoken on the podium knows that who is doing small movements below can actually see clearly!

"Other people's national treasures are usually seen in zoos, but Australia's national treasures can not only be seen in supermarkets, but also eaten."

Not long after class, Jing Keai began to wander off daily, "Apart from the Polish donkeys in the world, Australia is also very stupid. For example, the official release of the "Kangaroo User Manual", in order to prevent the invasion of rabbit species, also built a The longest fence in the world, but unfortunately it didn’t work. Later, foxes were introduced to eat rabbits. As a result, foxes found that Australia’s native creatures were easier to catch. In the end, they flooded like rabbits, causing several species to become extinct...”

"so boring."

Gabriel handed over a note.

Hua Ye replied: "If you're bored, just read."

"I can't stand it anymore, just look at the things in the textbook before the exam, right?"

I have to admit that learning is indeed a matter of talent.

If studying is swimming in the sea, then Satania is swimming backwards, and Liuhua is thumping in place, and this useless angel usually takes a nap in place, waiting for a few days before the exam, then makes a surprise review, and then overtakes smoothly... …

If you use an animal to describe it, it is Pipi shrimp.

If it doesn't move, if it comes out of the hole, as long as it flicks its tail, a large part of it can be sprung out with a 'swish'.

Hua Ye said with disgust: "I found that you are doing three things every day."

"Hey, what three things?"

Hua Ye said: "I can't sleep at night, I can't wake up in the morning, and finally the daytime is so boring."

These three things are not only applicable to the crippled angel Gabriel, but also reflect the lives of most people. Out of ten people, at least six of them will be shot.

Just at this time, Jing Keai talked about a text about youth.

"Hey, I heard that the recent movie "Youth Without Desire" had poor ratings and was rated as black history..." Gabriel asked curiously, "What do you think is the difference between black history and youth?"

Hua Ye thought for a while and said:

"Recalling what I did when I was young, if I just feel naive, ridiculous and embarrassed, that's called youth; if I want to strangle myself at that time when I think about it, it's black history."