Pirate Professional Player

So, Luo Chen teleported over again a little distracted, hugged the little loli and looked carefully.

His sudden appearance startled Taishang Laojun, just as he was about to make a move, the little loli suddenly yelled: "Master!"

This shout made Taishang Laojun react instantly.

Luo Chen is probably the only person in this world who can be called a master by the little one.

"Uh——" Luo Chen had a confused expression on his face, it was true that he was really small.

He caught the little one who was flying over. At this moment, the little one had long messy hair on his head, looking like a little lunatic.

And once in Luo Chen's arms, the little one kept tossing about.

"Master, why didn't you come to see me? Why did it take so long? Where did you go? Why do you feel that you have become stronger? What are you doing here today—"

A series of question marks, just like a curious baby.

Luo Chen couldn't help but get dizzy when he heard it, so he said: "That little boy is good, master went to find your mistress, just after finishing the matter, you grow up obediently, so that you can help master fight bad people together in the future, okay? "

"Hitting bad guys?" Hearing this, Xiao Budian smiled with big eyes into the shape of crescent moons, and then said, "Lily likes to beat bad guys!"

"Lily?" Luo Chen was a little confused, did Little Phoenix have a name before?

Seeing the doubts on Luo Chen's face, the Taishang Laojun who was standing aside smiled and said: "You are really a person, you are always small, how can you do it when you are small? I married her a name It's called Lili, and the nickname is Lili, and the big list includes the word Li, whatever your surname is."

"Nani!" Luo Chen was stunned again, his face twitching involuntarily.

A single word Li, plus my own surname, is really a loli—no, it should be Luoli!

Seeing Luo Chen's more abstract expression, Taishang Laojun asked suspiciously: "What's the matter, isn't Luo Li nice?"

As he said that, Taishang Laojun frowned, as if he was about to explode.

However, Luo Chen didn't dare to say anything to this woman casually, if it exploded, he would lose a top-notch sex buddy.

Therefore, Luo Chen hurriedly said with a smile: "Hi Loli! Loli is very good, let's call her Loli! Come on little Loli, get off the master, the master has something important to do!"

After finishing speaking, Luo Chen himself almost laughed.

Hearing Luo Chen bring up the business, Taishang Laojun asked again: "I said, why did you come to the Bagua Lufu Land in such a mysterious way? Don't tell me that you miss me, or want to see Luo Li, what are you doing?" The look on your face has betrayed you."

With so many routines, Luo Chen couldn't help but confess and be lenient and resist strictness.

"I came here this time, in fact, I want to go through the primordial spirit mist at the top of the gossip furnace and forcefully go to the Underworld."

"Nani! You want to go to hell!"

Taishang Laojun is confused, what a joke, it seems that after all these years, he has never heard of going to the underworld alive, or he can only enter freely if he has a god position below.

But now Luo Chen just went in like this, I still remember that he mentioned it to himself last time, he almost didn't get crushed after trying.

"Aren't you afraid of being killed by that resistance just like last time? I tell you not to be impulsive. If something happens, I won't save you."

"Save me?" Luo Chen covered his eyes and smiled.

"You don't need to worry about this matter, don't worry about strength."

Unexpectedly, the Taishang Laojun said directly: "I'm not talking about this. If you living people on the earth forcefully go to the underworld, you must greet the gods and get his consent before you can find a way to enter. There are rules between gods and gods."

"Rules? God was beaten up by me just now, what rules do we need?"

puff--

Taishang Laojun directly rolled his eyes, the man in front of him really could do anything, and he was very relaxed when he spoke, that is the god who rules the earth, is there any!

One must know that the god of heaven is the commander of human beings, how dare he fight?

And looking at Luo Chen's appearance, he seemed to be okay. Could it be that this is not a joke.

"You—you don't really beat the gods, do you?"

"Master is amazing! Lily will fight the gods when she grows up!"

"Water!" Luo Chen turned his head directly, looking at the smug Lolita, guessing that the gods of the earth in the future will be in trouble.

Under the training of the Taishang Laojun, it is hard to say how far Little Phoenix has grown, but with Luo Chen as a master, her achievements can be said to be limitless.

Seeing that the Taishang Laojun still had an unbelievable look on his face, Luo Chen shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's okay, I just knocked out two front teeth. I guess they won't grow back in a while. Well, I won't follow them." You said too much, I don’t know when I will come back after going to Yincao Difu this time, remember if I haven’t come back after four years, no matter what happens on the earth, take good care of yourself, and take care of Frying Pan Mountain The father and daughter of the Bull Demon King, the girl named Qiqi is my current wife."

As he said that, Luo Chen ran away without waiting for Taishang Laojun to react.

Until he flew to the top of the gossip stove, he could still hear the words of Taishang Laojun and Xiao Budian.

"Luo Chen! You bastard, in front of your girlfriend, is it really good to let her take care of your wife!"

That angry voice was like an explosion, and the little one was so frightened that he said, "What a scary woman!"

The result was another burst of tossing and kneading, and the miserable little one became a punching bag.

Chapter 42 Underworld, life and death book

Luo Chen followed the blue smoke rising from the gossip furnace and slowly rose.

The familiar repulsive force of intuition came to him again.

The incomparable depression is almost like being squeezed out.

"Damn it, it feels more repulsive than last time!"