I Want to Hang Around in the Moon

Well, my contemptuous expression at that time made Fufu laugh.

There are no books to read, no TV programs to watch, and no Internet to use. It is completely ancient life. Now he finally understands why people in ancient times fell asleep early at night, because there is nothing to do at all!

However, he doesn't need to sleep now, and he spends one-third more time than when he was a human being, so he has nothing to do except amuse Fufu.

It's not that he hasn't chatted with Merlin before, but Merlin sees through his bad purpose of wanting to spoil him, so whenever he talks about those things, Merlin always silences him first.

Finally one day, when the two of them were sitting on the pagoda drinking tea, Le Zhengling lay on the table like a dead fish, looking pitiful, weak and helpless.

"Hahaha, I knew you would become like this." Merlin drank tea carelessly, thinking that his plan had already been half successful.

"Shut up! You fake magician!" You are obviously a candidate for the Grand Caster, why can't you even do such simple magic tricks! "" Lezheng said without raising his head.

"Ah, you can't blame me, after all, my magic is an innate ability, there is no need to learn other magic~"

He explained the reason why he was such a loser with a very hearty smile, without any guilt.

"I am completely speechless about your group of so-called crowns! The King of Fighters of Israel, the Sword Master of Britain, and the Axe King of Uruk! Do all magicians like to rush up to the anus with weapons!?"

As if to pour out the accumulated resentment during this period, Le Zhengling finally couldn't help complaining, and this time Merlin didn't stop him, because he heard something very interesting from it.

The King of Fighters of Israel, the Sword Master of Britain, and the Axe of Uruk know very well who the other two nicknames refer to, Merlin, and can't help but want to use these titles to make fun of them, and tell them who said these titles first .

Well, although he doesn't know who the dry tofu is, it doesn't matter.The other two titles are enough for him to laugh for a lifetime!

"Why don't you use spells? Because--isn't it faster to beat them directly than to chant spells? A magician who can say such words is a disgrace to the mage world! It is clear that mages represent power, mystery and elegance! You guys Those who copy the guy who doesn't agree with each other are considered ass mages!"

Le Zhengling, who couldn't hold back his mouth more and more, didn't see Merlin's froze smile again, and didn't see Fufu's pity looking at him.

"Guys like you don't only know the British magic 'Altria's cooking' magic! Strictly speaking, it's not magic at all!"

"And why is that king always being fooled by you every time! Is her innate intuition really used to get crit stars?"

"Did you actually add a strong hint to this sentence? Or maybe you used to whisper something in her ear every time she slept when she was young? You even used your ability as a nightmare to enter her dream subtly. Brainwashed?"

"Ah, just imagine, it's really possible for you to do such a thing! Otherwise, why would a girl who is innocent, straightforward and lovely like a lovable lily end up with that kind of hard temper, ignorance of flexibility The king of knights! You have clearly failed to develop! You ghost father!"

Hearing this, Cathy Paluge had already run away quickly, on the one hand to escape, and on the other hand to find a safe place to laugh.

Merlin's smile had completely disappeared, and his face was pitch black.

Le Zhengling's words just now made him angry, and at the same time, it caused some reflection. Indeed, the original Arturia was obviously such a cute child, why did she end up with the kind of eyes that always look at pigs? Look at his king.

Is there something really wrong here?

But now is not the time to think about these issues, he must first educate this unscrupulous cohabitant.

And Le Zhengling, who had never heard Merlin's rebuttal, raised his head slightly, and looked at him with his chin resting on the table.

"Angry?" Le Zhengling asked with a smile when he saw Merlin's expression was not quite right.

Merlin, who found something wrong, frowned, looked at Le Zhengting for a while, and then said, "No."

"Angry?" Le Zhengling asked again with a serious expression.

"No." Merlin who already knew what was going on replied back to normal.

"I'm angry!" Le Zhengling stood up with an angry expression!

"No~" Merlin replied with a smile.

If someone sees this enigmatic dialogue, they will definitely feel baffled, and they will pat the table and ask if the two are cheating.

However, the fact is——

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No.60 Eight Ideological Changes

However, the fact is that Le Zhengling is desperate for some excitement.

There was a reason why he wanted to touch Fufu all the time before. After entering here, he found that his patience was getting lower and lower, and everything he did was boring.

Living in this primitive environment for a month was more difficult than the second month of the longest summer vacation in his third year of high school.

But in the first month of the year, do everything you want to do, and then go to the second month of doing nothing.

At that time, I slept until noon, got up at noon, made breakfast and lunch together, then turned on the computer to play games, and then picked up the mobile phone to read novels. It didn’t take long to feel bored lying on the sofa and didn’t want to do anything, didn’t want to move, even Breathing is also troublesome, and he wished for a respirator to help him.

By the third month, it was completely in the state of a dead salted fish.

No wonder there was a saying in the past, when I was in class, I wanted to end get out of class, after class, I wanted to take a lunch break, after lunch break, I wanted to end school, after school, I wanted to have a holiday, when I was on holiday, I wanted to enlarge my vacation, and when I enlarged my vacation, I wanted to go to school again.

Human beings keep repeating the same mistakes.

People who are too busy to go crazy will always find something special to do. However, for some reason, Merlin didn't cooperate with him this time.

Even though the verbal stimulation this time was worse than before, he drank his tea quietly as if he didn't realize it.

"Don't look at me like that, I admit I'm a little angry, but seeing your depressed expression, my joy overwhelms my anger~~" The big brother who loves flowers has a broad-minded look.

"Do you know what's going on with you in this state?" He smiled very happily, because his plan can start.