I, Gudav, Taught by Axis

"You came to see me when you were bored on your off day, right? Megumin and the others seem to happen to have appointments with the Heroic Spirits today. As the only one who doesn't care about the Heroic Spirits, you feel lonely, so you came to me pretending to play games. I invited you out to play, right?"

Lixiang took out a large pot on his table, filled the pot with a transparent liquid that manifested magic power, lit a flame under the pot at the same time, kneaded the lump of mud into strips, and cut it into several portions The slender body was pulled by Lixiang again, and thrown into the boiling hot liquid pot.

"Now that you understand everything! Why don't you invite me earlier! Are you trying to anger me on purpose!"

"No, no, at least I just noticed that you pretended to play games. After all, there is no game in this world that you said is difficult... Ah! Except for games that are related to IQ and decryption."

Li Xiang observed the condition of the clay sticks in the pot, threw in some emeralds, diamonds and a little monosodium glutamate from time to time, and at the same time looked at the clock on the wall to confirm the current time.

"Damn! If you don't stay with me, don't stay with me! Live with that pile of mud for the rest of your life! Lixiang!"

"I have time now, where do I want to go shopping? Huh? Akua, are you planning to go back?"

"You...you good boyfriend! Cough cough, where shall we go shopping? Is it a wine cellar? Or a bar? Or a winery?"

Akua withdrew her right foot that was about to step out of Tachika's room, as if nothing had happened, and looked at Tachika with a sweet and lovely goddess smile.

"Heh! In short, don't go to places that have anything to do with alcohol, just wander around in Chaldea."

Lixiang sneered, he had countless moves to deal with Akuya's level of IQ, and his unparalleled IQ advantage became even more obvious when facing Akuya.

And as long as I introduce some heroic spirits to Akuya, then she won't come to him so boringly on rest days in the future. Is there really a heroic spirit in Chaldea who can get along with Aqua normally?

"Lixiang, what are you thinking? Aren't you taking a walk in Chaldea? Or are you repenting? You want to cherish the unique time with this goddess, and regret that your stupid brain invited me for a walk inadvertently?"

"If everyone had your optimism, there would be no more sinister things in the world..."

Akuya is the only guy Lixiang has seen who can rapidly expand to such a level. If the IQ of all human beings becomes Akua's level...will humans who have no IQ to fight among themselves be united?Become stronger?

But Lixiang quickly discarded this idea. Although he did not have the intelligence to calculate each other, it also represented the Akuya transformation of all human beings. One Akuya is already at the level of natural disasters, and all human beings are Akuya transformed. …

Humans don't live more than three days.

"I hate it, are you complimenting me? Lixiang, you are really oblique and coquettish, but I don't hate this~ Feel free to praise the pure and beautiful goddess!"

"Ahh! Goddess Eris! You are as beautiful as ever today!"

Lixiang knelt on one knee and prayed to the statue of Eris on the table who didn't know when it was placed. Lixiang obviously had no windows in this room, but there was holy light shining on him, which seemed so sacred.

Akuya's eyelids twitched in anger, it's a shame he dared to do such a thing in front of her!This is an aboveboard act of apostasy!How dare you pray to other goddesses in front of her!And it was so sacred on purpose!

"Hey, grit your teeth! God's Fist! It hurts!"

Akuya clutched her painful fist, her hand almost broke from the punch just now, what did Lixiang eat to become so thick-skinned now.

"Listen! Since you are my lover, please give me a belief in the Axis Cult! Or I will tell you about the beauty of the Axis Cult right now! Just join the Axis Cult teach…"

"Stop, I'm familiar with that set of things. Aren't we going for a walk? Are we still going? I just stayed up late here. If I don't go, I'll go to bed first."

Li Xiang hurriedly stopped Akuya who was going to preach. The Akusis Cult used to be a neurotic way of preaching, but even he raised his hand and surrendered, and honestly signed to become a member of the Axis Cult, although this idiot still Not realizing it made him helpless.

Obviously there is a statue of Akuya in the corner of the room, and she also prays ceremonially every day to provide her with enough faith, but why is this idiot not aware of the extra faith that is added every day?

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Chapter 50 Raiding the Ghost Talent Aqua

"Speaking of which, we have met for nearly a year without knowing it..."

Tachika, who was strolling in Chaldea, looked at the heroic spirits who were busy around, and for some reason, Akua suddenly became emotional, although Tachika didn't understand what she saw from the busy heroic spirits, so she suddenly seemed like Feeling like an old woman about life.

"Speaking of the place we first met..."

"It's nostalgic, isn't it? At that time, I was a gentle goddess..."

"Is that room a little dusty? Plus, you haven't paid the electricity bill? There's only a little light in the place."

"Why do you care about this kind of thing! And the subordinates hadn't come to clean it at the time, so there was some dust, and I just bought the game so I didn't have much money to keep turning on the lights... No! Why do you associate that strange situation from good memories superior!"

Akuya looked at Lixiang irritably, even she already understood that Lixiang was deliberately pretending to be stupid and diverting the topic, it was rare to recall those beautiful...beautiful times together?

I was forcibly pulled down from the heavens, and at the beginning, every meal was very difficult, and when I was fighting, I was the only one who went into battle, and those giant frogs who were too strong...

"What's the matter, you suddenly became depressed, did you finally recall that you owed me so much money?"

Akuya was silent without words, carefully recalling the time when she first met this man, she didn't have any good memories at all, if she had to say any good memories... Speaking of what happened before ?

Of course, it is absolutely impossible for Lixiang to have such a low EQ in normal times. From the moment Akuya came to him today, several pairs of eyes have been secretly staring at him and Akuya.

As for the owner of those eyes, Li Xiang knew it well, without even thinking about it, the sight that seemed to cut off his head at any time came from Aiga, and the gaze that gloated and watched the play came from Naiyako and the heroic spirits.

Since what happened to Irisviel some time ago, Lixiang has a new kind of sight behind him, so he just stayed in the room alone on this rest day and did research honestly. Compared with the respectful and fanatical gaze of perverts, And the skeptical and favorable gaze of the female police department.

Lixiang was extremely unaccustomed to Aige's pure, empty and cold eyesight. Every time he talked to women, the chill behind him would be magnified dozens of times, as if Aige was holding a kitchen knife against his spine .

Just when Lixiang's back was getting cold, Akuya moved to Lixiang's side and looked at his pensive look, and said to Lixiang with a serious face.

"Lixiang, are you..."