I, Gudav, Taught by Axis

"Explain the situation, and why did you ignore those experimental animals outside?"

Gaitia seemed to have finished processing the document, stood up from the chair and bowed elegantly to Tachika.

"Because it's the owner's personal property, I don't have permission to handle it."

"Huh? I don't remember that I ordered something about this?"

Just when Lixiang was feeling strange, Akuya behind him suddenly remembered that her guilt was exposed, but fortunately Lixiang didn't see her, otherwise her living expenses for this month would be cut by more than half.

"Ahem! Now that Lixiang has found them and understood the situation, it's time to clean up those monsters and restore Chaldea to its original state. After all, there are many inconveniences in the underground shelter."

Lixiang cast a glance at Akuya, who seldom offered serious opinions, and was about to mobilize Daguang to bring the cleaning last time, when Getia's next words caught his attention.

"Because that's what the master's wife told me."

"Oh? Is it this stupid blue-haired retard?"

Lixiang, who probably realized who the prisoner was, pointed to the blue-haired mentally retarded Akuya behind him, who hadn't improved his IQ even with his faith.

"Who is mentally retarded!!!"

"Yes, when I happened to see her go to your dormitory to get things to sell to the heroic spirits, I was convinced by her reasoning that "Lixiang's things are hers, and hers are still hers". "

"Why are you being persuaded by this idiot with a mental retardation of less than 50...just now it seems that people with a mental retardation of more than 10 were insulted, anyway! Why are you persuaded by this idiot's nonsense!"

Gaitia pulled out a copy of "The Domineering Female CEO Falls in Love with Me" from the contraband column in the director's office with a blank expression.

"Isn't this Gao Wen's confiscated romance novel?"

"It is written in the book that "women's things are women's things, and men's things are also women's things." Based on the characteristics of men called "strict wives" that have appeared in modern society in recent years, it is inferred that the owner is a wife. Hard facts."

"Are you kidding me!!! How can I be a strict wife! Don't talk nonsense!"

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How much is Akua's IQ converted into a numerical value... (Contemplation)

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Chapter 45 Tachibana: Didi hits people to find out

"Where did this thing come from!"

Tachibana was parkouring in the ruins of the shopping street. Since being exercised by Lixiang, her physical fitness has become more and more extraordinary. Even Matthew can't keep up with her in terms of speed.

"Fat times!!! Give me fat times!!! Bras are also good!!!"

A hoarse roar came from behind Tachibana, and eight naked mushroom figures holding women's underwear in each hand galloped towards her. However, due to its huge size, it was several times faster than Tachibana. It doesn't work out at all.

"Matthew doesn't know where he got lost, damn it! There's no way to waste it like this..."

Lihua looked at the less and less wreckage and ruins behind her, and they all fell down under the rampage of the mushroom man. Although her physical strength and magic power were still sufficient, she would lose all obstacles blocking the mushroom man if this continued.

"Is it time to gamble..."

Tachibana frowned and looked at the three neatly drawn Command Seals in his hand. Although Chaldea's Command Seals only had the most common functions, they were different from the regular Holy Grail War Command Seals, and could even be said to be a simplification of the genuine ones. Version.

But according to Lixiang and Da Vinci's cooperative transformation, she can also consume a Command Spell to randomly summon a heroic spirit she has contracted in times of crisis. She has been chased by the mushroom man just now and has no chance to summon.

"Never summon a woman..."

The female intuition told her that as long as she is a woman, no matter who she is, there is nothing she can do about that perverted mushroom man. Although there are many women in Chaldea, there are also many powerful male spirits, so she summoned a powerful male spirit. The probability is still very high!

"Oh? Shouldn't I be in the refuge? Could it be that this is the random summon that the announcement said some time ago, Master, you will be called when you are in crisis? Hahaha! I didn't expect to summon me!"

The loud male voice gave Tachibana a glimmer of hope. It seems that she gave the powerful male heroic spirit well this time...huh?

"Although I'm a little sorry for being summoned just now, but can the master let me go back and continue writing? I just wrote Xiaohuang cough cough! It's really exciting to write a story with connotation, and fighting is also for me..."

Shakespeare looked at Tachibana flatteringly. Fighting is not as interesting as code words. The most interesting thing in this world is writing. Nothing can hinder his enthusiasm for writing small yellow texts!This week, there are still three little yellow articles that have not been submitted.

"Ahh! Even though he's a man, why is he such a waste!"

"Trash... It's a bit helpless to be told in person, huh? Is that mushroom man an enemy? Eight arms and that mushroom head are naked, which stimulated my desire to create!"

Shakespeare looked at the mushroom man rushing towards here with great interest, while Tachibana ignored him lazily and continued to prepare for the call of the next heroic spirit.

"Fat times! Give me women's fat times! Bras are fine too!"

"Hohohoho! You who dare to talk about your desires are simply a collection of male dirty desires! Not bad! You think it's good! And your hobbies are also quite elegant, aren't you? White lace and blue and white stripes, you are an expert!"

When the mushroom man was about to come in front of Tachibana, Shakespeare calmly stood in front of Tachibana and walked slowly towards the mushroom man. He didn't know whether it was to buy time for Tachibana or simply wanted to chat with this interesting guy.

"Huh? You're male, and your underwear isn't...wait! What you're wearing under your clothes is!"

The mushroom man just wanted to ignore Shakespeare who was talking to him, but the moment he saw Shakespeare, its eyeballs were firmly fixed on Shakespeare's body. Its inborn keen sense told him that the man was wearing a what is...

"what!"

Shakespeare threw the clothes on his body into the sky with all his strength. The one-second undressing skill he learned from Gawain came in handy. Underneath the clothes were black lace women's underwear. The spell of summoning stopped.

"Sure enough, it's just that the underwear on your body is new, right? It's still not worn by women, there is no doubt about it."

"Is it really?"