I, Gudav, Taught by Axis

"I want pudding after eating a burger..."

"The pudding is here!" x2

"Thank you, the favorability between the two parties has increased a little~"

Seeing Aqua happily eating pudding, Megumin and the others were sitting in a coffee shop drinking a drink a little bored.

"That guy Akuya is getting more and more smug, hehe! Just take this opportunity to make her suffer. How could those heroic spirits show their favor to her without any purpose?"

Huihui showed a creepy smile, this smile Chris and the others had seen many times when Lixiang was messing around, did Huihui have been infected by him without knowing it! ?

"There may be a fight between the two sides at any time. Shall we stop it? Or go to Miss Tachibana. Those heroic spirits should listen to her words. With her present, it will not develop into a big fight."

Yoyo, a kind and innocent little girl by nature, does not want to see any of her companions get hurt. Everyone in Chaldea has been together for such a long time, and she regards them as partners who are fighting for the future of mankind. Fight, she will try to stop them as much as possible.

"Indeed, then I went to look for Tachibana...Darkness, you can go find her, I feel a little...embarrassed when I meet her recently."

Chris, who was the fastest in the group, stood up just now, then remembered the things that happened to him and Tachibana some time ago, and continued to do it, and handed over this task to Darkness, who is physically strong.

"Well, then I'll go..."

"Stop confusing Miss Akua, you stinky men! After all, you are aiming at her body! Give up! You perverts who only masturbate to books!"

Just when Darkness was about to stand up to look for Tachibana, a voice that everyone was very familiar with said an extremely aggressive speech, it can be said that it completely disgusted the members of the Gentlemen's Club as perverts, although they were indeed all members They're all perverts.

"It seems... things have become more troublesome."

Chris covered his face, Yoyo looked at the majestic figure standing in front of the women with some headaches, it was the Tachibana they were looking for just now.

"Oh! Master! What you said just now was too much!"

Gao Wen seemed to have been seriously injured by Tachibana's speech just now, and what he said was all irrefutable facts, which made them suffer a critical blow.

"It's all true. If you can refute what I just said, please refute it to me."

Naturally, Tachibana has no intention of giving in. If it is usually to take care of their face, Tachibana will take the initiative to give in, but this time it is about her love, so she will do whatever she can and never back down!

"Take a notebook? Hehe, master, you really like to joke. Ever since you have a picture of the president in women's clothing, let alone a notebook, I feel bored even seeing naked women, because compared with the president's women's clothing , what a sad, ugly and self-willed creature women are, and when I think of the giant under the president's skirt..."

Finn looked at those female heroic spirits with disdain. Now he is bored just by seeing women. Compared with the kind and holy president in that photo, who is as charming as magic at the same time, all women in the world are just a bunch of people after all. Weeds cannot compare with the beauty of lilies.

"Tsk, I didn't expect that there are still a few super crossbow-level perverts who have not been caught by the poisonous tongue."

Tachibana looked displeased at the few people standing behind Finn who seemed to be completely unaffected by her venomous tongue just now, but many people still fell down, but those who did not fall down were even more troublesome.

"Pervert? Please don't confuse us with those low-level guardians. We are all people who have reached a new level of enlightenment like enlightened beings. Men and women are no longer important. We only pay attention to the existence of their charm. ..."

"What nonsense are you talking about! It's just that your paranoia has become stronger! Having a passion for a paper man and falling in love with him, you dare to compare yourself with Lord Buddha! Five Elements Mountain Sakyamuni Tathagata Palm!"

When he heard that Finn mixed their epiphany with the enlightened one, Sanzang directly couldn't bear to use the treasure on them.

"Puff!"

"These guys are finally doing it! Come on, brothers! Caladbolg! (Hauni Sword)"

At the same moment Finn was shot flying, Fergus also unceremoniously released the Noble Phantasm, without even considering the consequences of releasing the A++ Anti-Army Noble Phantasm in the shopping street.

Sure enough, although the members of the female police department were a little caught off guard by the sudden attack, they did not suffer much damage under Matthew's sudden construction of the city, but the surrounding shops suffered completely, as did the shops operating here.

"Photon Ray! (Sword of the War God)"

Seeing that the opposite side directly liberated the A++-level anti-army Noble Phantasm, Altila also unceremoniously liberated his own Noble Phantasm, and Merlin on the male heroic spirit quickly used illusion to help them escape Altera's Noble Phantasm attack, but The wounded heroic spirits of the female police department were all healed under Medea Lily's treasure, and they looked at the male heroic spirits with unkind faces.

The battle is imminent!

ps

Japanese swimsuit bb...the intensity exploded...

However, the strength of the new cards has exploded recently... Four-star swimsuits are basically better than many five-star cards...

emmm Although card strength is a good thing...

But this is not an optimistic thing, I hope Brother Ye's next heroic spirit will have a degree...

Chapter 66 Lixiang: I regard you as friends, how about you?She actually wants to fuck me!

"Stop it, all of you! Bastard! Stop it, are you going to tear down my shopping street!"

When Tachika and Martha arrived, half of the shopping street was in ruins. Gilgamesh and Gilgamesh were shooting treasures, while Minamoto Raimitsu was fighting with the Count of Monte Cristo. , La Er and Altila confronted each other, while Merlin used illusion to hide himself in a corner far away from the battle, took out a bowl of instant noodles and began to eat noodles and watch the show.

However, those heroic spirits who had already hit the head ignored Lixiang's warning and continued to fight fiercely with the enemy, completely ignoring Lixiang's existence.

"Very good...don't dare to ignore me...I'm very courageous... [Let me lie on the ground, remove all enhancements, seal all treasures, seal all skills, all ability values ​​are reduced to E, and you can't attack, please calm down mind!】"

The invisible force crushed all the heroic spirits who were still in the fierce battle to the ground, and lost all resistance in an instant, so they could only barely raise their heads and focus on Lixiang.

"Dare to fight in Lao Tzu's shopping street! When did you get so courageous! Who made the first move! The small black house set meal is 10 minutes!"

The surrounding heroes silently put their eyes on Sanzang who was the first to cover his face with a treasure. Li Xiang followed their line of sight and saw Sanzang who was a little flustered. A small black ball appeared on his hand and was about to lock her up. .

"Wait! It was Lord Buddha whom Finn insulted first, so I couldn't help but shoot!"

"Understanding the ultimate beauty of the world through epiphany! This is the same as understanding through epiphany..."

Lixiang suddenly had a feeling that he didn't want to hear Finn's words, so he and Master Sanzang were imprisoned in different small black balls. This black ball has no concept of time and space, let alone the concept of sound and touch. Consciousness and thinking are still left. People inside can easily lose their sense of time in that dark place. Even for a minute, it is a very tormenting thing. Taking out the small black room, it can be said that Lixiang is really angry this time. up.

"Even if the enlightened beings come here, they will lie on the ground as equals with you, and if they really want to fight, they will enter the small black room as equals with you. The emphasis is on the equality of all things. Then the next question, who will open the anti-army treasure first?" .”