I, Gudav, Taught by Axis

Lixiang was just about to complain about this low-level fraudulent method, when a cheer suddenly came from the corner of the shopping street.

"I! I drove a million-dollar magic dagger!" A man dressed as an adventurer shouted exaggeratedly with a magic dagger in his hand and a jar in his left hand.

Rika looked at the man who showed him the appearance of an adventurer who had won the lottery. There were no calluses on his hands. Although he was dressed like an adventurer, the equipment was just like a picture, but the people around were just paying attention to that name. Short sword in the hand of a man.

"Don't miss it when you pass by! This is the jar merchant Lei Can, is the little brother over there still troubled by not being able to catch up with her beloved? Is the lady over there still troubled by her lack of figure? Don't worry! The jar merchant is here to solve your problem! The potion that increases the charm! The pill that gives you a good figure! Even the magic equipment that adventurers dream of can be easily obtained! Now you only need [-] Eris! You can bring it back Home! You can't afford to buy, you can't be fooled!"

At this time, a middle-aged man with brown hair was loudly soliciting customers. Faced with this obvious business routine, will those people eat this set?

the answer is…

The hundreds of jars that had been accumulated in front of the businessman were instantly emptied, and his entourage continued to bring in truck after truck of cans.There was still a group of people around the door of the merchant's shop, as if they were planning to buy the jars that had just been delivered.

Aqua and the others couldn't wait to open the jar in their hands. Megumin's jar contained a small piece of mana ore, which was about a thousand Eris, and Darkness's jar contained a piece of ointment. , Rika hurriedly stopped Darkness who was planning to apply the ointment on her body.

As for Aqua... Although the jars sold by the jar merchants are pitted, there are still some gadgets inside, but the jar in Aqua's hand is... empty.At this time, the difference in luck value was obvious. Aqua took her own jar and questioned the merchant who was really soliciting customers: "Why is the jar you sold to me empty!"

Obviously, the businessman did not expect this situation. He clearly asked his subordinates to put some worthless gadgets in the jar, and do not leave it empty.But I didn't expect this to happen, but as an old businessman who has been in business for many years, if he quarreled with Aqua at this time, the guests he originally recruited would not come to buy his own jars, but chose to watch the play.

In less than two seconds, the businessman had already thought of a countermeasure and smiled apologetically at Aqua: "I'm sorry, maybe because of my negligence, I will pay you two jars as compensation. Ladies and gentlemen, if one of you also has this in front of me. The situation of this young lady can also be said face to face, we businessmen pay attention to credibility, and there is no ambiguity in what is false." After that, he handed Aqua two jars.

Lixiang, who has already turned on the perspective skills, has seen the end. I have to say that although this businessman's methods are some low-level commercial fraud, Lixiang has no intention of having any opinion on other people's ways of making money. After all, there are some in those jars. More than [-] Eris worth, although most of it is junk.

However, looking at Aqua who was about to open the jar in front of everyone, Rika couldn't help feeling sympathy for the businessman in front of her. Through Rika's perspective, she found that there were only three empty jars in the pile of jars. The empty cans that Ya got, and the remaining two are already in Aqua's hands.

"Hey? Why are there two empty jars again! Are you kidding me?!"

Aqua smashed the two empty jars in her hand to the ground, and even the merchant was dumbfounded.The people around who originally planned to buy the jar saw the empty jar that Aqua fell to the ground, so they gave up the purchase and chose to watch the play instead.

"This this…"

Seeing the two empty jars in Aqua's hands, the head of the businessman began to sweat, trying to figure out how to solve the scene in front of him.

It seems that meeting Aqua is the end of your luck...

Seeing that many people were already holding jars and starting to ask merchants to refund their money, Lixiang correctly realized the power of Aqua's bad luck for the first time.If there is no Aqua, it is basically impossible for the three empty jars to get together in the hands of one person. The businessman should have made a lot of money, but this kind of thing happened unexpectedly.

"Really, the kind of black-hearted businessman who curses them when the toilet is clogged and can't flush..."

Aqua took back the ten thousand Eris in her hand and cursed at the merchant angrily.

But it also dragged on the blessing of the jar merchant in front of him, Lixiang finally understood why the knowledge in his head was not universal to them, and the answer was very simple.Compared to Heroic Spirits who don't eat hard, it is most effective for these guys to be hard on them directly.What roundabout methods have an effect on them is not even as simple as a sentence.It is much faster to make them fear themselves than to make them become dependent on themselves.

"Akuya, if you use Dafan water magic again without a word, I will confiscate all your money and tie you to a chair to drink your treasured wine in front of you."

"Megumin, if you use explosion magic without my permission again, I will let you experience the feeling of not being able to use magic for a week."

"Darkness, I don't have anything to say to you. It's better to say that you have done a good job compared to the two of them. I am very grateful to you and will treat you very tenderly in the future."

After listening to Lixiang's words, the three of them instantly turned into leg pendants.

"Lixiang! Don't do this! I will listen to you honestly in the future, and I won't use water magic again! So!"

"Lixiang! I know I was wrong! I will never release Explosion Magic without authorization in the future! The Crimson Demons will die if they don't use Explosion Magic for a week!"

"Lixiang! Please! Be more cruel to me! Feel free to insult me!"

Compared to letting Aqua and the others develop Stockholm Syndrome before, and letting Darkness experience the pleasure of her assistance and become dependent on her.This practice of hitting a big stick to a sweet date is simply the best plan for them.

Li Xiang looked at the three people holding her thighs and touched their heads in response

"Don't worry, as long as you don't use large-scale water magic without authorization, Aqua, I won't do it, I can even give some pocket money or something every week"

"Megumin too, as long as you control yourself and don't use explosion magic without authorization, I will use the Command Spell to let you experience the joy of two explosions a day."

"Darkness, I'm sorry, I didn't hear the pig language you just said, can you repeat it with your nasty Opie?"

Aqua and Megumin giggled in anticipation of the future after hearing Rika's answer, and Darkness was also excitedly swaying with her Opie.

Ah... I have used so many bewildering methods in the face of this group of idiots, and I was really stupid before.

Facing the three people who had completely obeyed him, Li Xiang couldn't help thinking about how stupid his thankless behavior was before.

"Ah, that's right! I just received a mission from the guild to slay zombie makers in the cemetery. After dinner, let's go to the public cemetery."

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Chapter 15 Beautiful girls are treasures of the world!

At night, Lixiang and his party came to a gloomy public cemetery. After death, adventurers in this world are basically buried in the cheapest and easiest way, and those adventurers who have no money will be buried in this cemetery.

"Lixiang, Lixiang."

Aqua pulled Rika who was at the back of the line, and Rika realized something when she looked at Aqua with a serious face.

"Akuya, if you're going to pick flowers (to use the toilet), you should hurry up. There's no one else around here except us."

After Tachika finished speaking, she pulled Megumin and Darkness to avoid Aqua, but Aqua pulled her back with her sleeves.

"No! Besides, the goddess can't go to the toilet! What I want to say is not this, I mean I always feel that what we are going to crusade this time is not the trash fish like zombie makers, but the more advanced undead. "

Regarding Aqua's hunch about bad things and the undead, Rika still believed in the goddess of bad luck and the high priest in front of her, and the originally boring Rika also looked forward to it.