On the Ark

Isn't Chapter [-] a haircut?let me

Lin Ye didn't know why he kept encountering inexplicable things.

He obviously entered this hair salon with a simple idea of ​​getting a haircut.Obviously, he just glanced at the female Filin hairstylist in a low-cut dress, obviously he hasn't been sitting for long, and obviously this beautiful female Filin hairstylist has just put shampoo on his hair, and he hasn't rubbed it a few times , the Longmen Guard Bureau broke in.

So, he just sat in front of the mirror with his head full of foam, looking ashen ashes, looking at the officers of the Guards Bureau who were working hard behind him. After a while, all the women in the store, including just now The Filin girl who rubbed Lin Ye's hair, as well as the bare-bottomed man who was kicked out from the back room, were handcuffed and squatted against the wall.

Lin Ye was the only one present sitting, although he was not sitting securely, because three or four thick-backed guards officers were standing beside him and watching him.Let him not know what to do. If he tells these people that he is here for a haircut, not for pornography, will they believe it?

You should believe it, after all, he is sitting here.

But what if you don't believe me?What if it is said that he cut his hair first and then got a yellow haircut, or that he has already done a yellow haircut before getting a haircut?Damn it, lady boss, can you come out and give me a certificate, or else just ignore me because I don't want to perm and dye my hair!

Lin Ye felt like his butt was going to go numb.

At this moment, a familiar voice came from outside the door: "Team [-], are you done?"

"Captain Chen." The guards stood up straight, "There is still one person who cannot be judged."

"Huh? What do you mean you can't judge?" The voice was gradually approaching.

"Because this guy looks like he's here for a haircut."

"The one who cut your hair? Lose your old mother, do you think I'm stupid?" The door was pushed open, and Lin Ye saw the familiar Police Officer Chen walking in through the mirror, and he kept talking, "Who would come to this kind of place for a haircut? ?”

Then, the two looked at each other through the mirror.

After a brief moment of stupefaction, Chen subconsciously said, "Lost your mother, Lin Ye? Why are you here to whore?"

Lin Ye: "..."

Thirty seconds later, there was an extra Chen guard officer standing next to Lin Ye.

Chen looked at Lin Ye who was full of embarrassment with a smile that was not a smile: "It's really you, Doctor Lin Ye, you can always appear in some interesting places."

The corner of Lin Ye's mouth twitched slightly: "I'm just here for a haircut."

"Who knows."

"Really!" Lin Ye said, "Look at me, I'm sitting here safely, obviously I'm here for a haircut."

"Then why did you come to the yellow place for a haircut?"

"How the hell did I know this is a pornographic shop!" Lin Ye was also a little annoyed at being stared at by a bunch of people, "They didn't write on the store door, if they commented that they were pornographic, how could I possibly will come in."

"You seem to be making me laugh." Chen patted Lin Ye's shoulder, "No, you are really making me laugh."

While Lin Ye was talking with Chen, several officers of the guard bureau seemed to recognize Lin Ye, and then whispered to each other.

"This man seems to know Sir Chen."

"Obviously, I know him. Isn't he the one from a year ago?"

"Which one was a year ago?"

"Chen sir's ex-boyfriend!"

Chen's smile gradually disappeared, and her hand pressing Lin Ye's shoulder suddenly tightened, causing Lin Ye to grin his teeth in pain.

"Create my rumors again, and I'll put you all in jail together." Chen turned her head and looked at her subordinates coldly, "There is no doubt, I will really do this."

All the guards officers shut up.

"Why are you still standing there?" Chen said angrily, "Take these people away, isn't it nice to squat here?"

The operators nodded again and again, and then took everyone away neatly. In less than half a minute, only Lin Ye and Chen were left in the shop.Lin Ye looked up at Chen, and asked with some embarrassment, "You're not going to bring me into the police too, are you?"

Chen pouted: "What do you think?"

"I'm not pornographic, it's useless for you to bring me into the police station." Lin Ye argued, "You can't smear people's innocence out of thin air."

"If I tell your girlfriend about your haircut in a porn shop, what do you think will happen to your girlfriend?"

"How dare you!" Lin Ye glared at Chen, and then felt something was wrong, "Wait, where did I get my girlfriend?"

"Shi Huaiya said it." Chen said with a smile, "You said that you went to the beach to fight monsters in the deep sea to find a girlfriend, tsk tsk tsk, why didn't you see that you are so brave before."

Lin Ye: "..."

"Okay, without this kind of expression, how could I bring you into the bureau." Chen said, "You saved a lot of us some time ago, and Shi Huaiya, this love will be remembered by the Guard Bureau Live. Of course, this does not mean that I will condone your violation of Longmen's laws. If you were really captured from the back room by my subordinates today, I can only take you to the police station. "

"I've never been to the back room at all!"

"Okay, okay, I got it." Chen said, "We won't embarrass the innocent citizens, you can go."

Lin Ye looked at himself in the mirror with foam on his head, and didn't know what to do.

"Huh? Why don't you leave?" Chen looked at Lin Ye with some doubts, "Could it be that you really want to experience the service in the back room?"

"How is it possible?" Lin Ye said angrily, "Look at me now, how should I go? Really, can't you come later in the anti-pornography campaign of the Guards Bureau? Wouldn't it be better to come back after I finish my haircut? ?”

"Look at what you can do, you still have to make an inch?" Chen raised his eyebrows, "We still need you to intervene in the actions of our Guards Bureau?"

Seeing that Chen would not get himself caught in the trap, Lin Ye was not as worried as before, so his tone was a lot more presumptuous: "But you really affected me to cut my hair, I just came for a haircut, but met In such a big scene, it seems that your Guard Bureau is indeed against me by nature."

Chen Leng snorted: "Is it necessary? Isn't it just a haircut? It's like being wronged by the sky."

"I even paid the money, can't you let me complain? Yes, can you ask the lady boss to return the money to me..."