This Navy is Rude

Did you say something wrong?

What's the matter?

Isn't it just a joke, as for?

Well, I won't joke around casually anymore.

Just when Hai Lan was about to say this, Ai Yin wiped away her tears and said, "I thought you had already forgotten me."

"..."

Ai Yin laughed through her tears: "It's great to see that you can come back to me."

"..."

"A few days ago, I saw that your life card had shrunk, and I was worried to death. This life card is really useless. It would be great if you could point me in the right direction, so that I can help you when you are in danger. .”

As soon as the life card was mentioned, something that Hai Lan had almost forgotten suddenly popped into his mind: "Come on, take out the life card, and I will make a magic trick for you."

"Magic?"

Ai Yin was dubious, and took Hai Lan's life card out of her collar: "What kind of magic?"

Hai Lan spread out the life card, and after confirming that it was an almost complete life card, she showed the front and back in front of Ai Yin: "Look at this life card, it's square and big..."

Ain held her breath and concentrated her attention: "And then?"

"Then..."

Hai Lan crumpled the life card into a ball and stuffed it into her mouth with lightning speed: "...it's gone!"

"What are you doing!"

Ai Yin was in a hurry, and rushed forward directly, trying to pry Hai Lan's mouth open to save the life card.

This is not because Hai Lan is crazy.

For magic items such as life cards—in Hai Lan’s eyes, everything that cannot be explained by earth science theory is considered magic—there are only two ways to destroy it.

One is to use a solvent specially designed to destroy life cards.

Another way is that the owner of the life card eats the life card.

The first one doesn't need to be explained too much, but since it's not usually used, Hai Lan doesn't carry a solvent with her.

The second way is because the life card has its own energy and breath, which can be converted into the energy of the owner after being eaten and digested by the person. This is a convenient and efficient way to destroy it.

If you eat the life card of an outsider, you will suffer.

After all, the life card is a magic item that is not afraid of fire, tide, or acid.

Someone once thought of using life cards as raw materials to make chemical protective clothing, but it failed in the end.

Because the life card is not afraid of fire does not mean that the life card can be insulated, and the life card is not afraid of acid does not mean that the life card is airtight.

Ai Yin who rushed towards Hai Lan still had tears on her little face, seeing that Ai Yin who was crying and laughing just now had put on a fierce expression, Hai Lan suddenly felt a little melancholy.

Women's emotions are really elusive.

"Stop robbing me, I'm serious."

"Okay! Then explain to me why you did this!"

Ai Yin stopped her movements and glared at Hai Lan with raised eyebrows.

"I'll talk about this later... You were the one who provided the information from the Naval Research Department, right?"

Ain was surprised: "How do you know?"

"Not only I know, but the BIGMOM Pirates know too. You really underestimate the BIGMOM Pirates!"

Ai Yin's face suddenly brightened: "So you are here to help me?"

"what!"

Hai Lan didn't notice Ai Yin's expression, he stretched out his hand above his head, and a "click" thunder suddenly exploded in the village.

The whole village suddenly became lively.

"what happened?"

"Is it going to rain?"

Someone walked out the door, and someone was still lying on the bed.

Especially Lilith sleeps the most. After all, she has to get up at four in the morning every day to practice swordsmanship, and her body is very tired.

"Something has happened, don't go to sleep!"

"event?"

Hai Lan shouted loudly, and more people walked out of the house.

Lilith, who was sleeping like a dead pig, bounced up suddenly: "Teacher is back?"

"Who is it? You don't let people sleep in the middle of the night...Master Iron Leg Water Drifter!"

Time waits for no one, and Hai Lan doesn't talk nonsense with these villagers. He cuts to the chase: "I just got the information that the BIGMOM pirates are planning to slaughter several islands including Wheat Island. I'm here to take everyone away."