"OK, no problem." Deadpool nodded. "I also think this Korean-American name is too girly, and you think so too, Koichi Yamadera."
"No, I don't have the alias Yamadera Koichi either."
"Steve Bloom."
"NO, I'm not a cube man."
"Colin Farrell... Stop, don't rush to deny it, this is the best actor who has won the Boston Film Critics Award, and it can also provide convenient motivation in the bar yuepao."
"..."
If he didn't know that the man with the red hood couldn't be killed at all, Spike would have pulled out Jericho941 and stuffed it into that nonsense stinking mouth and shot it.
"Oh, why don't you say that you are too angry?"
Seeing Spike Spiegel's almost collapsed face, Deadpool shrugged his shoulders, stretched out his arms to embrace Spike, and said meaningfully in a tone of someone who has experienced it: "Dude, you were once popular too My God, but what do you have left after you come up with one TV and two theatrical versions? Listen to my brother, it’s not your fault to be the tears of the times, but you have to look forward and don’t bury your head in the past time ..."
(PS: It is estimated that few children know the role of Spike Spiegel and the name of the person just mentioned... No one pointed it out in the post before)
"So, Wade, what are you talking about?" Spike said helplessly, "I've never been a star!"
"Oh, I forgot." Deadpool suddenly realized, "But if you continue like this, you will have to get a lunch box sooner or later..."
Spike rolled his eyes, and after breaking free from Deadpool, he picked up the beer and continued to drink it.
Deadpool doesn't care either. As a neurotic, he hasn't taken any medicine today. He feels cute and has inexhaustible energy all over his body. He can completely compete with experienced The powerful players from all walks of life fought in ten bladder games.
Even if he was fighting at night in the wild, he was confident enough to overwhelm ten companies of widows.
If this is placed in the Marvel multiverse, it is simply a model of a bullish and pure man.
Like a beautiful porpoise with arms raised, big shit, hospitality, eagle cubs and so on.
Deadpool has already decided that after finding his +23 little brother, he must open a bar yuepao king game and have an open-air entanglement battle. .
"I, Deadpool, Wade Wilson, am the most durable male silver in the Marvel multiverse..."
In the mood of enjoying the glory of the little brother who has strengthened +23, a spaceship more than 40 meters long passed through the quarantine area and slowly docked at the No. 72 berth.
Deadpool was shocked, and quickly opened his crotch, and grabbed a bunch of crumpled irises full of strong odor.
"Forehead."
Seeing this scene, Spike retched, and hurried to distance himself from Deadpool, for fear that others would know that he had something to do with this pervert.
And Deadpool didn't care about Spike at all, holding this bouquet of irises whose petals were about to fall off in both hands, like a believer on a pilgrimage, solemn and solemn.
boom.
The spaceship fell down, opened the support under the ship, and docked firmly on the berth.
Then, the hatch at the rear of the spacecraft descended and opened.
"A-chan, after I go through the formalities of stopping the ship, let's go to have a meal first..." Behind the opened hatch, Miss X Mao walked down first, and while walking, she turned her head and chatted with BX, who was one seat behind. staring at the sky.
At this moment, Deadpool showed his face, grabbed the bouquet in one hand, opened his arms with both hands, and took a step forward, his hips were seductively raised in an elegant arc, swaying from side to side, and after walking a few steps, He flew over directly.
"Oh selling cakes."
That enchanting running posture, and that affectionate call, immediately attracted Miss Mao's eyes.
In her eyes, a performance artist wearing a black suit, a red and black mask, and holding a bouquet of irises is running towards her location with a very enchanting figure, and after she looks over Like a hungry tiger pouncing on its food, it leaped forward and flew towards it.
In an instant, X-hair's face turned green.
"He, where is the monster?"
X Mao pulled out his lightsaber and slashed at Deadpool.
But I didn't expect Deadpool to turn his body in the air for 3 and a half weeks, using a rolling action with a difficulty factor of 3.4, avoiding X Mao's slash.
"Boss~" Then, Deadpool ignored X Mao, knelt down in front of BX, and let out an affectionate cry. "Do you still remember the Daming Lake version of the little bitch from back then, um..." But BX didn't look at Deadpool, stepped on Deadpool's face, and stomped him to the floor.
"...A sauce?" After X Mao was stunned for a moment, he looked down at Deadpool who was trampled under BX's feet.
"Is this your acquaintance?"
"No." BX replied calmly, "I don't know him." He raised his foot a little higher, stepped on it with more strength, and stepped Deadpool's entire head deeply under the titanium alloy floor .
"gone."
"Oh."
X Mao glanced at the motionless Deadpool, whose head was completely sunk under the alloy floor, and then glanced at BX's shoes. He saw obvious red blood stains and white brains on the soles of the shoes, and obediently gave up thinking. It is necessary to break the casserole and ask the bottom line.
After the two left the berth of the spaceship, Spike, who was blowing a wine bottle not far away, walked towards Deadpool.
"Tsk, it's not dead."
Under the floor, Deadpool's crushed head was recovering at an exaggerated speed amidst the squirming of flesh and blood.
Skull reorganization, brain tissue recovery... In about a minute, Deadpool began to pull his head out of the depression in the titanium alloy floor.
"...Oh, dear Death Goddess, I love you. Well...prprprpr...well"
After opening his mouth and kissing the cold floor, Deadpool stood up as if nothing had happened.
"Hey, where's the boss?"
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