After the Main God Space Goes Bankrupt

"Shan Hai Jing Hai Nei Bei Jing" says: "The ghost country is in the north of the corpse of the second burden, and it is visible for the faces of people."

"Lunheng Dinggui Pian" quotes "Shan Hai Jing" as saying: "There is a ghost country in the north... In the midst of the sea, there is the mountain of Dushuo, with a big peach tree on it. The gate of ghosts is where all ghosts come and go. There are two gods and men on it, one named Shen Tu and the other Yu Lei, who preside over the ghosts."

From the above records, it is not difficult to see that in the earliest myths related to hell, underworld, and the underworld, there was no such thing as reincarnation, and there was not even a complete system.

On this world line, since both human civilization and mythology are still relatively primitive, the Hades all over the world are actually the same thing.

Broken, dirty, messy, black and not slippery...

There is no perfect system so that the dead are basically swarmed into it.

As for the gods of the underworld and the gods of death in various god systems, they are all graveyard management personnel set up to prevent these dead people from accidentally running out. It is conceivable how cheating this kind of job is.

Exhausted and exhausted, there is no rest day, and he is especially disgusted by others. After staying for a long time, he will naturally carry a strong dead air. If he goes out for a breath, it may cause a large area of ​​​​epidemic disease, Famine, which in turn led to a large number of deaths and a surge in workload.

But all the gods of the underworld, if they were not squeezed out, were limped, almost none were voluntary.

It's as if the earliest grave mound administrator in Egypt was Nasus from the Dog Demon Cult, no, I mean Anubis.

But why did the kobold hand over the top leader of Hades to Osiris?

It's because after Osiris is in power, it can go to the gate, and by the way, it can also study the mummy's bandage skills and expand the scope of daily hobbies.

Although it still belongs to one of the gods of the underworld, it can be ventilated at the gate, and in the innermost part, besides working overtime, it is overtime or overtime.

Therefore, these gods of the underworld who work overtime every day and night are definitely the most difficult to deal with. It is nonsense for the gods of the underworld to beg, cry, and reason with emotion, unless you There is a background.

Otherwise, who will pity us?

So when they were told that they were going to the local Hades, Sol and Loki's expressions were as if they had eaten bitter melon.

Coupled with the image of their noses and swollen heads at the moment, there are really as many comedians as there are.

After all, they also have Hades over there, which is a cold and foggy place with eternal night.

Similarly, most of the time, no god is willing to enter it. Except for the Valkyrie who guides some warriors to the Hall of Valor in Asgard from time to time, the Asgar gods almost avoid talking about it. This place doesn't exist.

When they learned that the destination that took almost a year to reach was actually the wrong way, and they should go to hell to make it right, it would be no wonder that Sol and Loki's faces improved.

"that……"

The god of trickery in Asgard had a bitter face, and he was about to show off his eloquence when he opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something through rhetoric.

But Lu Xueqi didn't intend to listen to the nonsense of these two comedians at all.

"Okay, since you two comedians have brought enough fun to this old lady, this old lady will give you a ride."

"Wait, wait a minute." Sol and Loki were startled, but they couldn't offset the 'kindness' of Lost Fairy.

"The one-way ticket for the one-day tour of Fengdu Ghost Country is not free."

When Lu Xueqi waved his sleeves, Sol and Loki turned around uncontrollably, then bent over and pouted their buttocks, and with the sound of "Go!" from Fairy Lu, their pouted buttocks They got kicked respectively.

"Wow ah ah ah ah-"

The scenery ahead was receding rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, the two comedians turned into shining stars in the sky, soaring all the way from Kunlun to the sky, drawing a parabola at an altitude of more than [-] meters, and then falling headlong.

boom.

Lu Xueqi: "Shoot, the ball went in!"

Ghost country (hell), here we go.

……

Q: What is the fastest way to get to the ghost country?

Answer: Of course it is to die once!

Could it be that the fastest way to go to hell is not to hit the street?

So, the two comedians who came from afar just rushed to the street like this, wasting their hard work in the past 300 days, and also wasting their determination to survive all the way, and the cause of death was being kicked in the back of the ass , flew out of a parabola and fell to his death.

When Thor and Loki opened their eyes again, they were already in a dark world.

In front of them is an endless, pitch-black mountain range. In the mountain range, a giant tree is growing vigorously, and its canopy covers the distant sky.

And beside them, there is an army of ghosts with dull faces, numb expressions, and ragged clothes. They are walking towards the distant mountains step by step following the guidance of some unknown factors.

The surrounding environment, scenery, and characters are all telling Sol and Loki-you are dead.

Immediately there was a wordless silence, the two comedians looked at me and I looked at you, the expressions on their faces were very exciting.

"Loki." After a while, Thor was the first to break the silence. "Can I start scolding?"

"Um, probably..." Loki murmured subconsciously, but just when he saw Sol making a gesture to greet him in his native dialect, he suddenly felt a chill and shouted hastily. "no!"

"Ah, cough, cough, cough." After being yelled by Loki, Sol's greeting in his native dialect got stuck in his mouth, causing him to cough loudly, but before Sol glared at Loki, A voice rang in their ears first.

"Follow the Nether Road to the gate of ghosts. After meeting the gatekeeper gods, they will lead you to pay homage to Fengdu. What your god kings ask for is in the hands of the emperor of Fengdu."

"..."

Seeing Loki slamming his eyes at him, Sol immediately closed his mouth and rejoiced secretly.

Then, they were very sensible and didn't jump in line, just followed the ghost troop little by little.

I don't know how long they walked, Thor and Loki, who were thirsty and tired, finally came under the giant tree in the mountains, and saw a huge open door, and they didn't know where it led.