After the Main God Space Goes Bankrupt

Lu Xueqi yelled helplessly.

"...Dragon Phoenix Cauldron is not made like this!"

"Shut up, there is no food without sugar in this world." A certain sweet party heretic yelled back. "Only what hasn't been added or hasn't been added enough."

"caonima made a Gobi desert, it's made by rubbing your hands, don't impose your wonderful taste on others—!"

In front of the local monk who was immobilized by the immobilization technique, two people whose looks were almost carved out of the same mold quarreled over a pot of dragon and phoenix pot.

Under the heavy blow of this series of incidents, all the monks present have broken their three views and become suspicious of human nature. They feel that their dozens or even hundreds of years of practice are all shit.

This is because the world is so strange, so strange that their Dao heart is even more fragile than Liuli. All righteous ways and evil ways are all bullshit, and any ambitions and cultivation bases are just empty talk.

Wild beasts were slaughtered like animals, the ancient Nine Heavens Divine Soldiers were used as cauldrons, and the ancestral home of the Demon Dao was crushed by human hands after thousands of miles away... There was even Ziwei Xing, which should have existed only in all kinds of worlds. The emperors in classics and myths came to the mortal world in person.

After all, Xia Lin didn't hide his figure at all. When he came here, he could see the CG characteristics clearly as long as he was not blind. As long as he had read too many classics and myths and legends, and even had a little knowledge of astronomical phenomena, he could recognize it just now. What does the scene mean.

It stands to reason that they should be happy.

Because it proves that longevity is not empty talk, becoming an immortal is not in vain, there are really immortal gods and demons in the world, and one can really ascend in the daylight after attaining the Tao.

But for some reason, none of them became happy, and the two 'immortals' in front of them were constantly refreshing their understanding of 'immortals'.

Most importantly, why do these two 'fairies' look so alike? !

Of course, among the monks who were immobilized on the scene, only the Buddhist and Taoist families were relatively calm. Strictly speaking, these two "immortals" who slaughtered wild beasts as livestock and cooked soup could have a relationship with them.

Therefore, whether they are wearing Taoist robes or cassocks, their faces are very calm, not to mention, it seems that among them, some people seem to have a relationship (cause and effect) with these two 'immortals'.

This is the so-called - there are people above, there are mountains, waters and thighs.

The other two are very Muggle.

One seems to be a righteous person, but he is actually a heretic, and the other's lair has just been wiped out by the "fairy" in front of his eyes.

Therefore, even though they are all brothers and sisters in distress at the moment, it does not prevent the monks of Buddhism and Taoism from casting a "compassionate" look at these two families.

This is the so-called - no one above, no mountains and no water no one wants.

……

"Okay, Lu Xueqi, can you explain your behavior of fishing and paddling?"

After finishing a pot of dragon and phoenix stew (sugar added, too sweet, normal people should be cautious), Xia Lin moved to Fairy Lu with a cold face.

"Why, why, your tn joint black hearted egg threw me here, and without my consent, why should I give you a free job!" Fairy Lu stared viciously, and said in a bad tone .

"Don't think that this old lady will succumb to your lust, I tell you, it's done by rubbing your hands, don't think that if you become Ziwei without saying a word, this old lady will be afraid of you, I'm not afraid of you at all, don't you understand! ?”

"Enn, what then?!"

"I, even if I can't fight now, it's only temporary..."

"Well, let's go on."

"That is, even if I'm under your control now, don't think about me kneeling and licking me, I tell you... Uh, you, you, you, you, you can only get my people at most, you will never get my heart ..."

"Are you finished?"

"...It's over."

"Very good, then Lu Xueqi—" Xia Lin poked Fairy Lu's forehead and said. "You have a good idea...why should I want to get your man, and why should I have to get your heart?"

"Hey, don't you plan to play tricks on me, and then find a place to stage an open-air field C88?!" Lu Xueqi asked in disbelief.

"not going to."

"Why, my mother's natural beauty is not in your eyes!"

"No, I think there must be something wrong with your brain, or there must be a bug in your logical thinking cycle." Xia Lin stared at Fairy Lu with the eyes of the dregs of society.

"Personally, I suggest that you format your brain, such as reincarnation, reincarnation, etc."

"What a mess!" Fairy Lu yelled with a change of face. "Let me go to reincarnation? Hey~ Is it possible that you plan to play Loli to my old lady? You pervert!"

"..."

"Your brain circuit is hopeless." Xia Lin said sincerely. "Oh, by the way, Ziwei still has a domain in Fengdu of Beiyin. I don't mind helping you make a bowl of 'Mengpo Soup (Physics)' so that you can forget about your past and go on your way with peace of mind."

"Bah, bah, bah, my old lady is still alive and well in her [-]th year, drinking the fucking Mengpo soup!"

"Then wash my brain clean, don't be so dirty, at least be worthy of your character design..." Xia Lin raised his head and glanced at the monk who had been hit by the hold spell, and pointed to a woman in white in the crowd .

"...Using that reference standard, I don't ask you to be 100%, but at least learn [-]-[-]%."

"Yeah~ So that's the range of your hobbies!"

"Get out, I'm a bachelor through and through." Xia Lin said contemptuously. "And it's just a skin, what else is there that I haven't rubbed!"

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"My old lady will be speechless one day..." Lu Xueqi said with a face full of shock. "...This, is this the oppressive power of a super figure house?!"

"It's so sweet."

"..."

Sometimes it is difficult to communicate with a female hooligan with abnormal brain circuits in a normal way.