Deadpool, who was chanting the protagonist's words, suddenly saw the half-sheet of Franklin who walked him like a dog for two hours, and suddenly began to dive rapidly towards the street not far away.
Just at this moment, a luxury car passed by on the street. The window was opened, and a hand protruded from the inside. With two fingers, it pinched the half of Franklin, and then put it back. .
"NO——!"
Deadpool yelled angrily, jumped up, opened his hands and rushed towards the limousine, then... with a puff, he flung himself onto the road, and then the limousine ran over him.
"Made dared to hit and run, but he first robbed Uncle Deadpool. Grandpa Franklin then overwhelmed Uncle Deadpool. In the end, he didn't even have 100 yuan to accompany him. He didn't even stop to see if he could send him to the hospital."
Deadpool, who quickly got up from the ground, cursed loudly in the direction of the limousine driving away. "Fake Squid, I hate you capitalist big dogs who have no sense of public morality the most."
Deadpool leaped vigorously, climbed up to the nearby roof in a few jumps, then took a step, started the rooftop parkour and chased after the luxury car.
……
who am I? Where do I come from? Where do I go?
After chasing the limousine for dozens of streets, Deadpool finally calmed down and began to think about this philosophical proposition.
Although he used to practice philosophy by himself, after robbing a bank, he waved banknotes and entered the red light street to discuss with those cuties with breasts and buttocks, or in the S.H.I.E.L.D. Breath of inmate practice.
"This is the first time I have quietly and seriously thought about philosophical propositions."
Deadpool shook his body, and found that the chains tied to his body were a bit stiffer than expected. After the dual knives made of Adamantium alloy were disarmed, he wanted to break free with such a little difficulty.
"So can I ask what it is that's on my shoulder?"
"Wear the lute bone." Xia Lin replied with a smile. "This is a kind of torture that is often seen in various martial arts novels. It mainly uses torture tools to penetrate some places where the human body is not easy to exert force, so that the gangsters from all walks of life will be restrained and unable to move, and finally they will be executed in autumn."
"Oh, Jiangyang Bandit, this extremely flirtatious name is just for me." Deadpool nodded, tried to struggle again, and then found that it was a bit difficult for him to use his strength.
"However, I think this name is still a bit too euphemistic and not enough to reflect the prodigal feelings of Lord Deadpool and the demeanor of the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes. How about a simpler name called Bandit Commander."
"Your surname is not Chu."
"Oh, it's okay, I think he is much more handsome than that guy surnamed Chu." Deadpool said seriously. "Hi, beauty." He turned his head and winked at the female knight. "Dating tonight!?"
Alice Talia had a cold face and didn't have the slightest intention to respond to Deadpool.
"Oh, it's a pity that my little brother's Mach [-] piledriver speed doesn't seem to work tonight."
Xia Lin smiled and raised his right hand, intersecting his thumb and index finger, making a gesture of snapping his fingers.
Then, he said kindly to Deadpool.
"Believe it or not, your little brother will shrink by 10cm if I snap my fingers."
Deadpool: Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ
Chapter 364 The Big Villain Boss—BX (Charlene)
Mr. Wade Winston Wilson is facing a far-reaching crossroads in his life. Under the smile of this gray-haired, golden-eyed bitch in front of him, who is as friendly as the top card of the Night Cowboy's shop, Deadpool can't help feeling My little brother suffered from a bit of cold... Cowardly.
This is simply too embarrassing, Deadpool dares to swear by the panties of the golden anal wolf, this is definitely the most embarrassing he has done in decades.
Uncle Wade's little brother is actually cowardly, this is unbearable, if Logan finds out, he will definitely laugh at him vigorously, then, how can he maintain his sense of superiority over the golden anal wolf's stamina.
"Let me tell you, bitch." Deadpool slightly crossed his legs, trying to behave as naturally as possible. "Don't you think that just snapping your fingers to pretend to be cool can make me cry, so please, the last purple sweet potato who snapped his fingers in front of me, do you know that this guy has become a farmer now, so snap your fingers to pretend Pussy will only pretend to be a pussy."
"Oh!?" Xia Lin still kept smiling. "You mean Thanos?"
"That's right." Deadpool nodded sharply. "And I told you that if I went crazy, even I would be afraid. That purple sweet potato was slaughtered by me who went crazy. In fact, I have already slaughtered one side of the Marvel world, although that is me in another parallel world. ..."
"I have infinite gems." Xia Lin interrupted Deadpool's chattering nonsense.
"What?" Deadpool's words stopped suddenly, and he began to look up and down Xia Lin. "I didn't hear clearly just now, can you say it again?"
"Infinity gems with full configuration." Xia Lin reiterated. "I have soul, power, space, reality, time, and soul, so if I snap my fingers, you will really be 10cm shorter."
"You lied." Deadpool said in a tone of 'you can't fool me'. "You don't even have the Infinity Gauntlet and you still want to lie to me?!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, it seems that Mr. Wilson still doesn't understand the situation in this world."
"Alice." Xia Lin said to the female knight. "Explain the world to our Mr. Wilson."
"Yes, master." Alice Talia responded, took a step forward with the tablet, and then clicked on Marvel comics, Marvel movies, and a series of setting collections in front of Deadpool.
"Ummmm, wow, did I break the fourth wall again?"
Compared to Alice Talia, who knew "reality" for the first time, Deadpool didn't seem to have any unacceptable thoughts about all this at all, but watched it with relish.
"Oh, my solo movie was really good. I have to say that this actor does have some of my skills, but I have to say that he is a little bit worse than me when it comes to flirtatiousness and profanity." Deadpool raised his head vigorously. hand, and then pinch the thumb and index finger together to gesture. "It's just a little short... By the way, can you help me create a special effect of the Milky Way between two fingers?"
And his state of indifference made Alice Talia feel a little unbelievable.Anyone who knows that he is just an 'entertainment' character created by others, even if he doesn't believe it, will feel a bit absurd.
But the bitch in front of him accepted everything, and even commented on the actor who played him in the movie, and was even slightly dissatisfied.
"Of course I'm dissatisfied." Deadpool said sadly. "What about copyright? What about personal portrait rights? They gave it to Marvel but not to me. When I think of those lovely Grandpa Franklin growing wings and flying away in front of my eyes, I really want to learn from Uncle Deng to fly an airplane. Bumped Hollywood."
"Alice don't care about him playing tricks." Xia Lin said. "Now show him my role."
"What? What's so good about your sissy setting... Falk squid, what is this? The dessert version of infinite gems?" , and quickly switched to BX's role setting set. .
Then looking at [∞ Black Bean Paste] in the setting set, Deadpool was dumbfounded on the spot.
And it seemed to strengthen persuasion, at this moment, Xia Lin's faint voice came into Deadpool's ears.
"Well, in order to express my honesty, Mr. Wilson might as well experience it for himself...Of course, I will be merciful. Cutting 10cm is indeed a bit too cruel, so why not cut 5cm."
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