The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Don't add me sister Minnie, I'm now... Elgin's great swordsman! Any evil guy will be frightened when he sees me!" Minnie spoke in a rough voice. In order to fight for this outfit, she did not lack Fight with friends.

Rukia covered her face, feeling very speechless. The children these days adore this great swordsman. You can always meet children wearing masks and toy knives on the street.

Little Chris looked carefully, pointed to the knife on Minnie's waist and said, "My father also has a knife like this, but it's much bigger than sister Minnie's!"

"Nonsense, your father's is fake, and I am the real swordsman saber!" Mimi retorted unconvinced.

"But my dad's knife looks real. It's heavy and beautiful, but it's rusted on the inside... Chris said aggrievedly, "How could Da Jianhao's knife be rusted?Your father's must be a fake, street stall! "Xiaomi insisted.

"That's not it, my dad's is the real one!" Chris said angrily, as if she had two buns stuffed into her mouth.

"Huh?" Rukia frowned, hearing the two little ones quarreling, she couldn't help thinking in doubt.

How could Mr. Merlin's saber be the same as Elgin's sword?

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Lucia had never noticed Merlin's saber before, and when Chrissy suddenly said that her father also had one, she couldn't help thinking: Oh~, it turns out that Mr. Merlin also likes to follow the fashion, and he likes Elgin's great swordsman?She would also buy souvenirs and put them on her body, "My dad's is the real one, yours is just a toy!" Chris said stubbornly.

nonsense!Mine is...but it's a token handed to me by the Great Swordsman Elgin himself. Your father's sword is a fake! "Minnie showed a very stubborn expression.

"Sister Minnie is too hypocritical, I don't want to play with you!" Chris turned away angrily, and went back to find her father.

"...". Minnie looked down at the toy knife in her hand, feeling a little sorry in her heart, but she refused to give in.

Lucia looked at all this with great interest, and thought that Minnie was nothing like Hobbs. Obviously, Hobbs was very smooth, "Can't you just say something nice? Isn't it just a toy?" , are all fake, how could Elgin Great Swordsman take out his weapons and sell them casually?'

"That's not true! This is the token of our Guawazi riding the Tutuan. An adult like Sister Rukia won't understand it!" Xiaomin said angrily.

Rukia spread her hands helplessly, thinking, Minnie was angry and left after finding a little friend. She really doesn't know how to be humble at all, but children get angry quickly and go quickly, maybe they will reconcile tomorrow up.

Merlin was chatting happily with Hobbs and Arnold over there. Chris ran to Merlin's side, pulled his pants to wake up, and called out aggrievedly, "Dad! Daddy!"

"Huh!?" Merlin hugged Chris and coaxed, "My little princess, what's wrong with you?"

"Sister Minnie has a toy, which is exactly the same as Dad's knife, and she told her that her own is the real one... Chris's face was aggrieved and she was so angry.

"Ah... so that's how it is... Merlin smiled wryly, thinking that his saber Vientiane Jialuo is genuine, but now it has been made into many toys, so it is not so easy to tell whether it is true or not, but it is the first time I see it. Seeing that Chris was wronged outside, what a novel experience~

"Haha, Minnie is indeed a stubborn child, and I don't dare to take it too far..." Hobbs scratched his hair with an apologetic tone.

"Is it Elgin's great swordsman's saber? My father also found a skilled blacksmith to forge one, and kept it as a collection." Arnold recalled.

Merlin felt helpless for a while, he couldn't just make things difficult for the kids just because of this shitty thing, could he?

Besides, Merlin himself is the first head of the ["Guawazi Riders"!

"Actually, dad is the great swordsman Elgin, do you believe dad?"

"Believe it!" Chris raised her face, "I believe everything my father says."

"Then there is no need to worry about such things. The truth is always in the hands of a few people, and most people will not see it. You just need to be yourself, and it is pointless to argue with others." Merlin told Chris Hugging him in his arms, he said seriously, "You just need to know that the hero Erti Jianhao is your most loyal knight, and will help you fulfill any wish, even if it is to pluck the stars from the sky and give them to you.

"Hee hee, Mom said Dad is thick-skinned and would often say some shameful things..." The dumb hair on Chris's head dangled.

"Uh, don't listen to your mother, she likes to steal black...

Merlin said embarrassingly, wondering if this guy Alice often tarnishes the tall image of my glorious old father in front of Chris?How despicable!

But Merlin felt a little lucky, fortunately, he did some good deeds to make his daughter worship him, otherwise he might be hated by his precious daughter if he revealed his black history.

Merlin doesn't plan to tell Chris for the time being that her father is actually a big devil that many people fear. Chris is so young, maybe she will be scared to cry?

Outside the door of the guild, Arnold's younger sister Jenna poked her head to peek at Merlin who was carrying the child on her back, her saliva dripped on the ground.

Hearing from her brother Arnold that all the contestants are back, Jenna is extremely excited, because she can peek at the man of her dreams again.

"Master Merlin, Gudong (swallowing)...

Merlin, who was peeped, felt chills all over his body. When he noticed Jenna's naked face outside the door, he was shocked... Why did this guy come here?Every time I'm stared at, I feel a little sick!

Anyway, I have served many women before, and I have never seen such a difficult one!

"Master Merlin!!" Jenna couldn't help but ran in and rushed towards Merlin.

"Hey!" Merlin was so frightened that he subconsciously raised his foot 2, letting Jenna, who rushed over, come into close contact with the sole of his shoe.

"Plop" Jenna fell to the ground on all fours, and died on the spot, with the black shoe prints of Merlin still left on her face.

"Jenna!?" Arnold helped his sister up cleanly, "What are you doing? When you go out, pay attention to the face of the Austin family, or your father will reprimand you when you go back.

"Cough cough..." Jenna coughed twice, and then her eyes were full of little stars, watching Merlin commit a nympho, "Master Merlin is still so masculine, so violent, so bad~"

"!!" Merlin felt a chill in his heart, goosebumps all over his body, "What are you doing? I warn you, don't bother me!

"I have something serious to ask Lord Merlin for help?" Jenna hesitated to speak.

"What's the matter?" Merlin asked warily.

"This..." Jenna hastily passed a colorful flyer to Merlin.

"Orphanage sympathy show? The story that cutie and seven satyrs have to tell???" Merlin frowned, faintly feeling that it was not suitable for children.

"It's a children's stage play in which the little white rabbit fights the seven big bad wolves to survive. As the lord, Earl Austin prepares a show every year to perform for the children of the Wrexham Orphanage." Hobbs has seen many Know how many times, every year is this story.

"...Merlin suppressed the urge to swear, such a boring story, with such a profound name, I took off my pants, and the result...is that!?

"To be honest, Lord Merlin, we are short of people here, if you have time."

"No, get out, get out, no, thank you!"

Before Jenna finished speaking, Merlin coldly refused, not interested in boating at all. Putting on a puppet costume and pretending to be crazy to a group of brats, Merlin thought to himself, I used to be a powerful demon king at any rate, scaring ordinary people Passing out is an existence that many people fear.

Now you want to put on a puppet costume to curry favor with the brat?How decent is it, if other demons know about it, they will become a laughing stock!

Merlin felt that it was fine if he had been a "cowherd", but now it would be too much to go to an orphanage as a group performer, and he couldn't afford to lose that person.

Chris looked at the colorful leaflets, and was attracted by the cute big bad wolf and little white rabbit puppet costumes on it.

She is just a child who is not yet three years old, and she has little resistance to these things, and she is conquered after just a few glances.

"What a cute doll, I want to see my dad turn into a doll! Daddy put it on and show me, okay?"

"Uh! Chrissy, calm down, Dad is a serious person, so...

"Dad just said that Chris can fulfill any wish. Is Dad lying to me?" Chris pouted, showing a very wronged look.

"... Merlin was speechless, and slapped himself on the forehead with a "slap", and his heart was crying. I am a big devil! But my baby girl likes it?

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What a crime I did!

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At night, Merlin took Chris home and found that Alice had already returned and was busy in the kitchen.

In the end, Merlin agreed to Jenna, not because he was willing to help others, but because Chris was very interested in the furry puppet costume.

Merlin felt that as a father, this wish could still be fulfilled by Chris, and it didn't matter if she put it on and showed it to her.

But Merlin felt very ashamed in his heart. As the monarch of the demon clan, now he has to go to the orphanage to coax the children?

If the elders of the Demon Council who fired Merlin knew about this, they would be very glad that they made the right decision to drive Merlin away.

However, Merlin felt a little lucky. Fortunately, he was not the only one who was ashamed this time, otherwise he might have become a laughing stock for his colleagues in Wrexham. Hobbs and Arnold were also forced by Jenna to participate, and everyone was assigned to the role.

Arnold was still resisting at first, but he couldn't stand his sister's softness, so he had to agree to put on the shameful puppet costume.

It was even easier for Hobbs. Jenna promised a good reward, so he, who had nothing to do, nodded and bowed quickly, shouting "Miss Jenna is generous!"

After Merlin returned home, he looked at Alice in the kitchen, felt a little uneasy, quickly put Chris on the ground, and said seriously, "Chris, can you promise Dad something?

"What~?" Chris raised her small face and wiped her pleated skirt.The novel "Dad wearing a puppet costume to visit the orphanage, don't tell your mother, understand?" Merlin seriously emphasized that he didn't want Alice to see such a stupid side of himself, otherwise his majesty would be lost Wucun "Why?" Chris didn't understand very well, and felt that there was nothing that she couldn't tell her mother.

"Because this is a secret between you and Dad, you can't tell the secret to a third person." Merlin said with a forced smile.

"But that's my mother. If she doesn't tell her mother, she will think that Chris is a little villain." Chris raised her mouth aggrieved.

Merlin rubbed his forehead, felt a headache, and suddenly a flash of light flashed in his mind, "Chris, I think you know that your mother is a very strict person, if she knows that Dad is going to take you to see a sympathy performance at the orphanage, you Do you think your mother can agree? She will definitely lock you up and stay at home honestly, don't you want to do this? "

"Google!'

Chris was so frightened that she hiccupped, her little face turned pale, and her playfulness overcame her mother's love.

Compared to hiding this from mom, going to see a big fluffy toy with dad is more attractive to her!

As a result, Chris became more serious than she ever saw, and nodded like a chicken pecking rice, assuring Merlin.

"Dad, don't worry, Chris won't tell mom...

"Good boy, that's right, you can see a lot of fun tomorrow." Merlin touched Chris's head, secretly heaving a sigh of relief in his heart!A child is so easy to pass away, taking her to play is irrelevant to the principle, what a plastic mother-daughter relationship!

Chris has already started fantasizing in her mind, a group of furry and cute toys are circling around her, tomorrow will be a happy day, Alice saw Merlin coming back, and couldn't help asking, "Why are you coming back now? What did you do?"

"It's a great honor to celebrate Miss Alice as a champion adventurer in the guild~" Merlin said in a strange tone.

"What's your tone? Are you looking down on me?" Alice's face was ugly, her eyebrows twitched wildly.

"No, no, I didn't mean that. The celebration ended really late, and many people came to ask me where you were? Why didn't you come to the celebration?" Merlin paused, and said in a playful tone, " I guess they thought you were inflated after you became famous, and didn't bother to talk to them, haha~"

Alice's face turned red, and she quickly calmed down, "I didn't mean that. It was already dark after finishing the work, so I didn't go."

"Mom~" Chris ran to Alice's side, opening her arms for a hug.

Alice picked Chris up and asked, "Did you have a good time today?

"Happy~" Chris kept laughing, raised her little hand, and began to count her fingers, "I saw a lot of uncles and aunts, as well as sister Rukia, sister Minnie treated me to something delicious, and... Also... Dad? Eat "Huh?what happened to your father "Alice asked suspiciously.

Chris suddenly became nervous, obviously not good at lying, but she still smiled reluctantly and said, "It's nothing da~jue"

"You child..." Alice didn't think much, put Chris down, and patted her buttocks, "Go play by yourself first, and eat later, your father and I want to talk about something alone," a__

In the kitchen, Merlin and Alice were talking about debts. Now that the Holy Armor of the Hero's Inheritance has been returned to the Holy See, the two are now free people without any debts.

Not only was there no debt, the Holy See even returned a large amount of money, which was the minimum repayment paid by Alice every month.

Life suddenly became rich, which made Alice feel a little difficult to adapt to. Not long ago, she needed to be careful and careful, but she heard the spring breeze overnight?

"The holy armor has been returned to the Holy See. We now... have nothing to owe... Alice is washing the dishes with her back to Merlin. She is not sure about Merlin's inner thoughts.