The Unemployed Demon Lord

"No?" Clodia said with a grim expression, thinking she knew everything, "At first glance, you are a pretty boy who is good at smooth talk. I have seen a lot of people like you, and I know who you are at a glance!"

"I...Alice, you teacher..." Merlin was upset at being belittled for no reason. If it wasn't for Alice's sake, he would have raised his fist to "theory".

Alice quickly and secretly tugged on Lamerlin's sleeve, winking frequently to hint that she hoped that Merlin would not talk too much.

Merlin held back his breath, but seeing Alice's pitiful appearance and not knowing the situation, he could only endure it.

"Ha..." Claudia sneered, and said meaningfully, "I remember a year ago, you secretly wrote me a letter, saying that you were with a great swordsman, he was powerful, and With a sense of justice, he looks like the most perfect man in the world. I never thought that he would be this kind of guy after meeting? Don’t tell me that this guy is the great swordsman mentioned in the letter, and he can’t even fool a child!"

Merlin almost laughed out loud when he heard Claudia's contempt, thinking that Alice was so nympho before?He even wrote this kind of letter to his teacher!

He obviously doesn't even know who Elgin the Great Swordsman is, yet he fantasizes about falling in love with him every day?

I really didn't expect Alice to have such a rich imagination in private?

Coincidentally, I am really the great swordsman of Elgin...

Merlin cleared his throat, showed a secretive smile, and said with a hint of complacency in his eyes.

"Ahem! Sorry, I just..."

"Stop talking about Teacher! Who is Elgin the Great Swordsman? I don't even know! I've never written to you before!"

Alice suddenly yelled and interrupted Merlin, her face flushed, she had long regarded the previous events as black history, and she felt a headache when she recalled them.

In the past, Alice really admired Elgin the Great Swordsman, but at that time she was immature, and she took her admiration as liking, and made a lot of jokes.

But later Alice found out that every time she opened her eyes, it was Merlin, a cheap guy, who accompanied her. She gradually fell in love with him, and felt quite happy together.

Alice didn't want to bring up the dark history back then, for fear of being viewed with a glance by Merlin, it was a past that was unbearable to look back on.

Merlin looked at Alice in surprise, wondering if Elgin the Great Swordsman wasn't Alice's idol?Now you say you don't know each other?Oh, woman~

"What are you covering up? It wasn't the letter you sent me. Could it be that the ghost sent it to me?" Clodia said with a straight face.

"Anyway... it's not me anyway, I've never had a daydream about falling in love with Elgin the Great Swordsman..." Alice was stubborn and refused to admit it.

"It doesn't matter if you don't admit it. If the man you are looking for is really a hero of the world, I won't say anything, but how can he be worthy of you?" Clodia looked at Merlin up and down, and said in a serious tone, "I don't agree with you being together."

"Tsk..." Merlin was speechless in displeasure, thinking to himself that apart from his poor reputation, how could he not be worthy of Alice?

"Teacher! We really love each other! You can't break up my family!" Alice said angrily, and began to play the emotional card, "My child is so young, what will I do if I don't have a mother? Teacher, can you bear it? "

"Woo..." Although Chris couldn't figure out what the adults were talking about, she could vaguely see that her mother was leaving, so tears welled up in her eyes, "Mother-in-law, don't bully mother, mother-in-law is bad..."

"Eh? Mother... mother-in-law?" Clodia's breathing was stagnant, her heart couldn't take it anymore. She was called an old leftover girl before, but now she has become an old mother-in-law. "Don't use children as a shield, it's too shameless."

"Wow!!" Chris burst into tears instantly, and became crying and fussing in Alice's arms, "Grandma is a big villain! Bullying people! Big villain, wow..."

"No...it's not like this..." Claudia instantly felt unparalleled pressure, and bursts of guilt hit her

Why is this child crying so much?

Like Alice when she was a child, she has a weak personality...

The three of them managed to coax little Chris to stop crying and making noise, and the family became quiet.

After Claudia came into contact with Chris, she actually showed a side that likes children, and chatted with Chris with a pleasant face.

Little Chris obviously didn't dislike this strange mother-in-law who came to visit suddenly, and communicated with her in a childlike voice.

Seeing this opportunity, Alice secretly pulled Merlin aside, and briefly explained what happened.

Merlin sighed when he understood, and said with a twisted corner of his mouth, "So that's the case, I said your teacher is here, why are you acting like a psychopath?"

"You're the crazy one!" Alice puffed up her cheeks and retorted.

"Ha, you were my darling and your husband's just now, but it made me sick, vomit~" Merlin rolled his eyes.

"What did you say!?" Alice blushed, stretched out her fingers and blew on Merlin's chest frequently, and said dissatisfiedly, "You think I want this?"

"Then as long as your teacher doesn't leave, you will always call me husband and dear?" Merlin said with a strange expression.

"That's right, that's the only way to go. You must act like this. Not only me, you also have to call me dear, understand?" Alice said seriously.

"Huh?" Merlin's head suddenly grew bigger, and he was shocked by Alice's words.

"I……"

"I'm sorry, not only can't I scream."

"Also, I vomited..."

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"Wait, do you have any conscience at all?" Although Alice herself was a little unbearable, but in order not to go back to Daxue Mountain with the teacher, everything can be compromised, "Shouldn't you cooperate with me more at this time? "

"Cooperate, definitely match..." Merlin vowed, and then he couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha, it's really disgusting."

"Don't laugh, I'm serious." Alice looked at Merlin dissatisfied, and whispered, "If you don't cooperate well, I will be taken back to Daxueshan by the teacher? Do you want me to go back to Daxueshan?"

"..." Merlin's expression became serious, and after careful consideration, he said heartlessly, "It's not impossible, remember to leave the small treasury when you leave, and treat it as your last contribution?"

"Lin..." Alice frowned, with blue veins on her forehead looming in anger, she poured cold water on her and said, "If I'm not here, Chris will cry non-stop, and then I can only rely on you to coax me, and I will return When you go to the inaccessible Daxue Mountain, you can only rely on you for the debt you owe."

"..." Merlin shivered for a moment, put away his smile, and felt that the matter was serious, and he had to cooperate with Alice to tide over the difficulties. "Don't worry, I will actively cooperate and try to send your teacher away as soon as possible."

"It's almost there."

Alice nodded in satisfaction, and then two blushes blushed inexplicably on her face, "Then...then you try calling me honey, don't help but laugh, and let the teacher know that we are cheating."

"Ah? There's no need for this, is it?" Merlin was a little hard to accept, and didn't want to say something too nasty.

"It's necessary." Alice said persistently.

"..." Merlin coughed twice, corrected his attitude, and said in a low voice, "Honey?"

"Hmm..." Alice's face turned red slowly, feeling a little subtle, she lowered her head and stopped talking?

"How is it? You are talking, so you can't be exposed?" Merlin asked tentatively.

"Then..." Alice lowered her head and said hesitantly, "It's true... a bit disgusting..."

"What exactly do you want?" Merlin rolled his eyes, thinking helplessly.

They weren't real couples...

How do you look like it?

Usually we are arguing fiercely, but now we want to "dear", it is impossible, right?

On the other side, Chris played with her own crayons, scribbling and drawing on white paper, having a great time.

Claudia was by the side, watching the children's graffiti with great interest.

"..." Chris scribbled hard on the newspaper, as if she was completing some "masterpiece".

Claudia raised her head and looked at Chris's appearance. She was secretly surprised at such a close observation—this child...does he really look like Alice?

She is very similar to Alice when she was a child, she is the kind of playful little girl.

But this child has a much richer imagination than Alice did when she was a child. What is this painting?Three colorful monsters?

Claudia looked at Chrissy's work, guessing all kinds of possibilities, and wanted to see if the child had spirituality.

"...Kris took a deep breath and wiped the sweat from her forehead. She was exhausted from painting. She put down the crayons, looked at her colorful hands and frowned, thinking that she would be disciplined by her mother soon. Use child.

"What are you drawing...?" Claudia asked curiously.

Chris triumphantly held up the newly released "masterpiece" to Claudia, "Look, mother-in-law, this is Mom, Dad and me."

"Ah..." The corners of Clodia's mouth twitched, thinking what the hell is this painting?No one looks like her, how can she look like her parents?

"This is dad, this is mom..." Chris pointed to the little man with feathers on his back, then to the flaming little man with membranous wings on his back, and finally to the ordinary little guy, Surrounded by small red flowers, "This is me~"

"...Really?" Clodia forced a smile and asked, "Why do mom and dad have wings behind them? They don't look like them at all..."

"No, Dad always scares me, saying that he is a big devil and wants to eat me, so Dad is a devil, and the flames around him are the sun. Even if Dad scares me, it is as warm as the sun." Chris said childishly .

'Oh~" Claudia was a little ashamed, thinking that that little boy would occasionally be cruel to children? There is no deterrent effect at all, what a failed father.

"The one with feathers is my mother, and my mother is very kind to me, so my mother is an angel~" The dull hair on Chris's head came alive, pointing to the last villain in the middle of the little red flowers, "This is Chris, she is a cute little girl who is taken care of by her parents~"

"Hahaha, that's how it is..." Claudia smiled, barely understanding Chris's "masterpiece", which can be regarded as a work full of profound meaning.

"We are a family, and we will never be separated. Chris must be obediently with mom and dad..." Chris held up her graffiti, and circled around happily.

Claudia's eyebrows twitched, wondering if this kid is implying something to me?Tell me not to take Alice away?

She rubbed her temples, and felt that in the eyes of this child, did she become a villain who broke up their family?

Claudia felt the pressure. The two had a baby, and it was difficult to take Alice away. What should we do?

"Chrissy, can my mother-in-law ask you a few questions?"

"Ah?" Chris raised her head curiously.

"Are your parents... are they really married?" Claudia tried to use Chris as a breakthrough to find out some useful news.

"What is a husband and wife?" Chris tilted her head cutely.

"Just..." Claudia became embarrassed, and wanted to forget that the child is still young, so it is impossible to know the meaning of "couple", "Just... are they really your parents?"

"Mom and dad are mom and dad! There is no real or fake..." Chris replied innocently.

Claudia raised her forehead and changed the way of asking, "Do your parents... sleep together every night?"

"Yes, Mom and Dad will sleep with me~" Chris replied with a smile.

"We slept together..."

Claudia lowered her head, thinking in a daze, it seems that they are a real couple, and they probably slept together very early.

Alice is too innocent, the more I look at her, the more I feel that I was cheated by a man with evil intentions!

As a teacher, I can't sit idly by, I must find a way to expose the true face of this little boy!

Claudia thought in her heart that she was doing it for the good of Alice, and she couldn't let her lover be kept in the dark by the little boy.

The two over there had already discussed the countermeasures. Alice came over and asked, "Teacher, what do you think? Can you not let me go back to Daxue Mountain?"

"You already have children, this is indeed a problem, but I have reservations about taking you back to Daxue Mountain. I plan to stay and live for a while before making a decision." Clodia said seriously.

"You, how long are you going to stay?" Alice was quite stressed.