The Unemployed Demon Lord

"You can't blame me for this kind of thing? Rossetti told me, and the responsibility is obviously on you. If you don't tell Rossetti, how can everyone know?" Hobbs took a sip of wine calmly, provocatively Looking at Rukia, "I have a big mouth? It's clear that you are the big mouth, don't deny it, you are the source of the news.

"..." Lucia felt a little aggrieved, and she didn't tell Rossetti if she knew about it, but now the rumors are spreading all over the place, what should I do?

How to explain to Alice?

Why don't you pour all the dirty water on Hobbs, anyway, I've always been a white lotus...

No.20 The prologue of the five-volume adventurer competition 21 Rushing to be a father (gagen)

"Clang, clang, clang~J"

A slightly magnetic voice sounded, breaking the quiet atmosphere in the guild.

Arnold walked in with flamboyant steps, with a rose in his mouth, and his whole body shone brightly.

"It's been a long time since I came to the guild, do you miss me?"

Rukia: "Go away

"Uh!" Arnold was splashed with cold water, and his expression became awkward, "What's the matter? Are you so indifferent to me? Can't you welcome me after a long time?

"You are the most useless adventurer in the entire guild. You don't have the slightest contribution. I'm annoyed when I see you." Rukia said with a grim expression.

"Wait! Hobbs has no contribution like me, why is he only targeting me?" Arnold asked seriously.

"Hobbs, an old alcoholic, earns a lot of money by collecting information, you? Call, the landlord's idiot... Lucia curled her lips and said in a contemptuous tone, "In addition to going back to inherit your father's title, there is also a family. land, what do you say you have? "

"There are more than 2000 private knights, wealth of millions of gold coins, some port business, more than 100 maids, and underground treasures passed down from generation to generation in our family... Arnold said frankly.

Hobbs:

"...Arnold covered his mouth, suddenly became sad, and said with a sob, "It seems that I am really useless compared to you. I am not as poor as you. I have lived comfortably for several lifetimes since I was born. I am not worthy You are together, woo woo woo.

Hobbs jumped up from the chair, came to Arnold's side in a flash, and put his hands on his shoulders enthusiastically: "Who doesn't welcome you? I will help you clean him up! We are good brothers~"

"Isn't that your attitude just now?" Arnold frowned.

"...I drank too much~" Hobbs shook his glass and said drunkenly, "We are good brothers, and I will never forget this. Blessings should be shared, what is yours is mine, what is mine still mine~

"???" Arnold was full of question marks.

"Come on, sit down! Let's have a drink." Hobbs hooked up with Arnold and asked secretly, "Didn't you brag just now?"

"Is this necessary?" Arnold rolled his eyes, and as soon as Lucia sat down, he put a cup of black tea in front of him.

"Master Arnold, please have some tea. I haven't seen you for a few days and you seem to be more energetic, oh ho ho ho ho ho~" Lucia smiled very enthusiastically, she had forgotten what she said about Arnold just now, and she was directly defeated by money.

"It's the same with you. I haven't seen you for a few days, Rukia, you are getting more and more beautiful...

"How can there be? Master Arnold is overrated." Lucia pretended to be shy.

"It's a pity that I'm not my type. You are a bitch and a bitch. Whoever marries you will be unlucky."

"...What did you say?" Lucia smiled and picked up the wine bottle next to her, trembling all over.

"In the future, I will ask my father to donate tens of thousands of gold to the guild! It will be used to support the development of the local guild in Wrexham." "Master Arnold, you big...cough!You are such a generous person... Rukia silently put down the bottle.

"Ah~, that's the feeling. I still have some contribution to the guild." Arnold found his life goal again, "Hodges, drink whatever you want today, I'll pay for it."

Hobbs took a deep breath, stood up and said to the other adventurers, pretending to be generous, "Everyone! Today is a good day, drink as much as you want, Master Arnold pays the bill! Everyone don't Be polite with me, this is my good brother! His is mine, even if I invite everyone!

After hearing this, the adventurers toasted to Hobbs, shouting "Hobbs is awesome", and directly ignored Arnold.

Hobbs waved to his colleagues in a high-spirited manner, and played very slipperily with flowers and Buddhas.

He sat down happily, extremely arrogant, and shouted at Rukia.

"Lukia, why are you standing there? Pour me some wine!"

Lucia gave Hobbs a big roll of the eyes, spat and said, "Bah! You deserve it too?"

"Hey?" Seeing that Lucia ignored him and walked away, Hobbs wiped the saliva on his face, "No wonder the old president's hair is about to fall out in a hurry, and Lucia still hasn't married. Only a fool would approach her with this temper, by the way, Arnold, do you have other things to do today?"

"I have prepared a fireworks feast, and I hope to invite Miss Alice." Arnold showed an intoxicated expression, and continued, looking forward to the end. That kind of atmosphere is so far away from the past, "Go back to me and only let Chu come back to me~"

Turning around... Hobbs couldn't help laughing, thinking that even if Merlin and Alice didn't really get married, Arnold would have no chance, "Come on! I'm optimistic about you!

Ah, "Thank you, I've been preparing for this for a long time...Arnold has always been thinking about Alice." Actually, Alice has already returned, right here in Wrexham. said Hobbs casually. "Huh?"I'm going to invite Alice..." "Wait, I have some news here, maybe you want to know~" "What news? "Well..." Hobbs began to pick it up, showing the face of an information dealer, "Tell me, I want to hear what news you have?" Arnold threw his purse to Hobbs.Hobbs opened the purse with a smile, his eyes couldn't be opened by the golden light, and then he smiled from ear to ear, "Brother, please, Merlin and Si already have a child.

Ariel "What?!" Arnold stood up in fright, and said in disbelief, "They're not really married, how could they have a child?!" "That child doesn't belong to Merlin, brother Merlin got a cuckold, how about it? Isn't it exciting enough? said Hobbs beaming. "Really!" Arnold's expression became complicated, and he muttered to himself, "I knew it! Miss Alice doesn't love Merlin very much. "What are you going to do now?Still planning to chase after it? Hobbs asked meaningfully. "Of course!"Alice must need me now!It must be very hard to take care of the child alone, this... Arnold said seriously, "I'll take it!

Expression "Isn't that child yours?" Hobbs asked in surprise. "Hobbs, you don't understand. To love someone is to love all of her. As long as Miss Alice is willing to be with me, nothing is a problem. Arnold's eyes ignited a raging fire like a "real" man."? ? ? "Hobbs felt that Arnold must be out of his mind. Who would think so? At this time, the Merlin family had just arrived here, and Alice hugged little Chris and kept teasing her. Merlin looked around the guild, feeling that today It was much more deserted than usual, and he said doubtfully, "Are you busy recently?People are so...Seeing Alice, Arnold quickly walked over, put his hands on Alice's shoulders, "Miss Alice!" "Ah? What are you doing?" Alice frowned, wondering what new tricks Arnold was going to play ? "Stop talking, Miss Alice..." Arnold looked at Chris in Alice's arms, gritted his teeth and said, "This child is raised! I will be her father from now on!"

When I came to Alice, her face darkened immediately, and she slapped Arnold's face with a Tathagata palm, and said seriously, "No! You are not!"

Don't want little Chris to hide in her mother's arms, looking at the situation in front of her, biting her fingers in doubt, and tilting her head: "Ah?" (m[-].)?

No.20 The Prologue of the Five-Volume Adventurer Tournament 22 Aunt Sympathy

Merlin remained silent, wondering what the hell is wrong with Arnold?Are you going to be Chrissy's dad right from the start?

"Sister Alice...why?" Arnold asked incredulously, looking at his swollen cheeks, feeling that Alice's reaction was different from what he thought!

"Why? I still want to ask you why?" Alice hugged little Chris and said with a frown.

Don't you... don't you need me now?It's hard work raising a baby alone! "Arnold said seriously.

Merlin and Alice showed puzzled expressions at the same time, and Arnold's words and deeds in front of them made them both feel inexplicable.

Seeing the expressions of the two, Arnold realized that something was wrong, and asked tentatively, "Alice, didn't you kick Merlin away and give birth to this child with another man?

Alice:

Bairin

"...Isn't it?" Arnold frowned.

"Who said that?" Merlin asked with an ugly face.

"Who is talking nonsense?" Merlin's eyes turned uneasy.

Arnold suddenly realized, looked at Hobbs who was drinking behind him, and realized that he had been tricked by this "brother".

"Ahem!" Hobbs coughed twice to hide his embarrassment, pretending to look at the surrounding scenery.

Rukia didn't even look up, she was scribbling on the ledger, and when she saw Alice and Merlin coming to the door with their children, she was sweating nervously

None of my business, none of my business, none of my business...

Merlin and Alice realized that for some reason, gossip was spreading in the guild.

But the two didn't take it seriously, instead they sat down and explained Chris's origins to everyone.

Let the rumors of "Merlin's Green Hat" that had been circulating in the guild for many days quickly dissipate.

"Is this child your real daughter?!" Hobbs was terrified, his eyes full of disbelief.

"That's right, because many strange things happened in the United Kingdom. By chance, this child inherited our blood, so she is our daughter." Merlin looked down at Chris in his arms, blinking his big eyes. , curiously looked at the colleagues of mom and dad, "My God! It's incredible!" Hobbs stroked his messy stubble and stared at Chris, "I've seen a lot, but I've never heard of creation. The method of producing life, no matter in which aspect, creating life is a kind of taboo, impossible to be touched.

Alice touched Chris's little head, raised her head and asked, "This child was born in a mysterious stone, and even those immortal elves have no way of knowing the origin of that stone, only knowing that a long time ago All of a sudden it came down...".

"Really?" Hobbs' eyes flickered extremely, wondering what he was thinking?Instead, he laughed, "No matter what, there are many unexplored secrets in this world. Maybe this child is one of them. Since this child has inherited your blood, there is no need to entangle the origin. As long as it is not some evil guy, There will be no problem, just treat it as a baby born with mysterious magic.

"That's right!" Seeing Chris' cute appearance, Lucia couldn't hold back her motherhood, she leaned forward and stretched out her fingers to poke her chubby face, "Look how much this kid misses her!" Mom and Dad, eyes like Merlin, nose like Alice, no matter how you look at it, they are all your own, right?"

When Merlin and Alice heard this, their expressions suddenly became awkward, and they didn't know how to respond to Rukia?

But Arnold next to him was very embarrassed. Seeing Chris meant that his chances of pursuing Alice became slimmer and slimmer.

Arnold was a little angry, even sour, and couldn't help but said angrily: "What? Can this be considered biological? Miss Alice is still a single lady, don't say it like she's married."

"You talk a lot? Why don't you count? This child has inherited the blood. Don't you see how much he looks like Merlin and Alice? Lucia gave Arnold a white look.

Little Chris listened to the adults chatting, but she didn't seem very interested, and she couldn't understand.

Seeing that Rukia's fingers were always poking her, Chris couldn't help opening her mouth and biting her fingers, sucking like a pacifier.

"what……"…

"Huh?" Lucia was taken aback, and then couldn't help stretching out her arms, saying, "Mr. Merlin, let me hug her."

"Ah... good." Merlin sent Chris to Rukia's arms.

Rukia's face was flushed with excitement, and she felt that the child's body was very soft and light, "This child may be the same as Alice when she was a child~"

"...What are you talking about?" Alice looked embarrassed, thinking not to talk nonsense in front of Chris, she really needs the majesty of her mother!

"Same as mother~" Chris's eyes showed little stars, and the little hair on her head came alive, feeling that she was praised by a stranger.

"Yes, you look as beautiful as your mother~" Rukia touched Chris's nose and asked, "What's your name?"

"Chris! My mother gave me the name!" Chris replied honestly.

"Chris? What a good name~" Rukia couldn't help but praise, and then introduced herself, "My name is Rukia, and I'm the administrator of the guild~"

Chris recalled that her mother taught herself to be polite to other people, and immediately applied what she learned, "Hello, Aunt Lucia~"

"Ah... Lukia was petrified on the spot, and her soul was hurt by the sound of "auntie", like a heavy hammer hitting her chest, Luki... Auntie?

Several black lines slid down the foreheads of Hobbs and Merlin at the same time, and the atmosphere that they saw instantly became awkward.

Alice quickly squeezed out a smile and reminded Chris, "Chris, don't call me Auntie, call me Sister!

"Huh?" Chris bit her finger, then smiled and bared her baby teeth, "Sister Rukia~Mi"

"What a good boy." Lucia kissed Chris's forehead to express her love.

However, Chris suddenly discovered that Rukia's chest muscles were extremely strong, and she could crush her mother several times.

Kris Cheng's eyes widened, recalling what her mother said to her yesterday, her eyes showed a little sympathy.

"Sister Rukia?

"what's wrong?

"How many beatings did my sister suffer to make her chest muscles so... Chris asked curiously.

"???". Rukia's mind was full of question marks, wondering what the child said?

Alice next to her stood up like a cat whose tail had been trampled on, and held Chris in her arms.