The Unemployed Demon Lord

Merlin quietly looked at the mother and daughter lying together, and didn't bother them. He suddenly felt that what he had paid was worth all his efforts to bring Chris back; wasn't it just to see the two of them get along well? ?

"Mom, I miss you so much, it's not fun outside at all." Chris raised her small face and said with an aggrieved expression.

"Silly boy, mom misses you too, let me kiss you~" Alice kissed Chris's cheek lightly.

"It's itchy, Mom~" Chris shrank her neck and said with a smile.

"... Merlin laughed dryly and said, "I'm bringing Chris back, why don't you welcome me? "

"Ah?" Alice glanced at Merlin and said without emotion, "Really? Welcome back..."

"It's really perfunctory..." Merlin's eyebrows twitched.

"...Alice blushed and murmured hesitantly, "Thank you for your hard work. Of course, even if you don't go, I will bring her back myself, hum~"

"Oh? You mean I'm meddling?" Merlin frowned, then sighed, "Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you about Alice, I have something very important to tell you.

"Huh? What important things can you have? Let's talk about it after I get close enough with Chris." Alice fixed her forehead with her forehead, and said with a smile, "How can there be any important things for Dad? You Right Chrissy?

"Yeah~mi" Chris pursed her lips and kissed Alice's cheek, the dull hair on her head shook, and this little guy seemed very happy to be back home.

"Ari... Merlin's expression became serious, and he said in a low voice, "Is there really something important?You must listen to...

"...". Alice looked at Merlin, and felt that his serious expression was not a joke, and then she became more serious: "Come in."

"If it's something important, let's discuss it together..."

However, after Alice came in, the attention was all on Chris.

Because Merlin, the father, was very careless, Chris was dusty and dirty along the way.

How could such an innocent and lovely girl be made into such a picture?

Alice felt more and more that Merlin was unreliable and careless as a father, so she dragged Chris into the bathroom as soon as she entered the house, and wanted to wash this little cat for nothing.

"...Merlin sat on the sofa and took a deep breath. Originally, he planned to tell Alice about Chris's life experience alone. In this case, he had to find an opportunity. It is indeed more important for Chris to settle down as soon as possible. There was a buzzing sound in the bathroom. The sound of dripping water, through the hazy glass, it is a pity to vaguely see the shadows of the mother and daughter. Alice is squatting on the floor of the bathroom, carefully wiping Chris's body. In the steamy bathroom, is there a sound of the mother and daughter? The voice of chatting came to Chris: "Mom, it's so itchy to touch it~" Alice: "Be patient and it's over, you have to be strong, how can you behave like this?Chrissy: "Okay... Mom, why are your pecs not as big as Dad's? Dad's pecs are hard and warm..."

Alice: "Uh! Hush! Keep your voice down, you're just a child, don't ask so many messy things. Chris: "But I'm curious~" Alice: "This... your father was beaten It swelled up afterwards.Chris: "Really?" Alice: "That's right!And normal girls have the same figure as their mothers, and you will be like me in the future, understand?Chris: "Why does Chris feel a little malicious? After I went out, I met many sisters, and they all had bigger chest muscles than my mother... Alice: "Kids, don't think about it!Big pectoral muscles... They have been beaten severely by others. The bigger they are, the bigger they are. Chrissy: "Mom, that sounds... so scary."

..."... Merlin's face was dark and he didn't speak. There were dense black lines falling on his forehead, and he felt that the conversation in the bathroom was unbearable-my God! What the hell is Alice teaching Chris?! For protection Is my dignity as a mother distorting Chris's world view? Vicious! More vicious than a demon like me! Please be human! If Chris grows up to be as barren as Alice, then Is it a real tragedy!?

No.20 The Prologue of the Five-Volume Adventurer Tournament 17 Our Daughter

Merlin couldn't help but ponder, thinking that under Alice's education, could Chris be educated into a strange person?

But after thinking about it carefully, Chris inherited the bloodline between herself and Alice, so her body may be as poor as her mother in the future. If she realizes that Chris realizes that she is different from others, she will start tormenting with "a big stone in her chest" What should I do?

Merlin's face darkened, thinking that Alice, as a mother, is very unreliable, and she has a heavy responsibility on her shoulders.As soon as the bathroom door squeaked, little Chrissy jumped out, covered in foam, and ran out with her buttocks naked.

"Papa! Papa! Look!"

"Ugh!" Merlin looked embarrassed, wondering why this kid was running around without clothes on?I'm so embarrassed!

"Look, Dad!" Little Chris held the foam in her hand, and slammed the foam into Merlin's face, "Is it fun, Dad?

Merlin showed the old father's smile, and was not angry when his daughter made his face covered with foam, but thought to himself, this girl is so naive and cute~

"Kris! Don't run around without clothes on! Come back!" Alice came out of the bathroom in a hurry, and even forgot to put on her clothes, her beautiful figure was generally exposed outside.

"!!!" Merlin's expression immediately became unnatural, and he looked at the naked Alice uncontrollably.

Their eyes met, and they were speechless for a moment. Although the room was full of spring, the awkward atmosphere was even more unbearable.

Merlin had a ghost in his heart, so he forcibly looked away, his old face was blushing strangely, so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say?

Alice's face also flushed rapidly, subconsciously exclaimed and hid in the bathroom, feeling ashamed to see others.

But Alice's heart is extremely strong, she immediately wrapped the bath towel inside, and then rushed out with a flying kick: "You unscrupulous guy! Don't stare at Chris's naked body with lewd eyes!

".puff!

Merlin was kicked in the face by Alice, and he fell off the sofa.

He was lying on the ground, with Alice's footprints on his face, five toes, all distinct!

Merlin felt that he was very unlucky, and he was not a ghost father, who would look at his daughter lewdly?

"Love you bastard

"Ah?" Little Chris was very confused. She looked at her annoyed mother and then at her unlucky father, so she took off the little yellow duck on her head and pinched it, "Quack quack ~"

The sun has just set, and since I haven't seen Alice for a long time, Chris has a lot to say to her mother.

So Chris sat in her little basket, and kept telling her things along the way, like a little spy, giving a small report to her mother?

I don't know if it's because of the fatigue from the journey, but Chris is already a little sleepy and looks a little tired, but she still keeps talking.

Chris: "Mom, it's not good to have an elf grandpa who is fierce, but those elf sisters are very kind to me, especially sister Shirley, who told me a lot of stories that I have never heard before. .

Alice: "Really? Shirley lived here too, and she has a good relationship with her mother." Ye Kelisi: "So that's true! But sister Shirley seems to like Dad as much as Mom? Dad eye-eyed ~'Sitting on the sofa, Merlin pretended to be deep, and was shocked all over, thinking that Alice likes to think wildly, this child, don't talk nonsense! Otherwise, you will have to quarrel with me again.

Sure enough, Alice became suspicious after hearing this, and turned her head to stare at Merlin with a weird expression, thinking that she and Shirley had a good relationship, didn't she see that she and Merlin could spark?But the proprietress of the secret hut is even more dangerous!

Chris: "And Brother John! Brother John also flirted with Dad when he left, how strange".

Alice: "Brother John?

Merlin: "It's that little Johnson, the magic genius, the one with a very arrogant temper, we stayed at his house for a few days.

"Oh~, he~" Alice secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that Chris didn't understand the meaning of eyebrows at all, and misunderstood Shirley and Johnson's admiration for Merlin, "Why did you suddenly see him?

"I met by chance, Chris and I happened to meet in a small town near the World of Warcraft Forest. He was preparing for the Adventurer Tournament and wanted to get a World of Warcraft crystal nucleus to increase his strength." Merlin simply explained .

"Really? Counting the time, the Adventurer Tournament is indeed about to start. Alice nodded. If Merlin didn't mention it, she seemed to be about to forget about it.

"It's all my fault that I was playful and didn't listen to my father's words. I met Huairen and saw many scary big monsters in the forest. I thought I would meet Brother John~" Chris said childishly.

"What's going on here?" Alice frowned, feeling that the road to Merlin was not all smooth sailing.

"Alice was kidnapped by two mercenaries in the tavern and taken to the World of Warcraft Forest. It took me a lot of effort to find her. If she hadn't met Johnson in the forest, I'm afraid things would have been very bad." Merlin said seriously , Looking back now, I still feel a little scared, almost losing my only flesh and blood.

"There is such a thing? Why don't you take good care of her?" Alice complained a little bit, thinking that it should be a very simple matter for Merlin to protect a child.

"Merlin hesitated to speak, he didn't know how to explain, he was indeed responsible.

"Mom, don't blame dad. It's all Chris' fault. I should listen to what dad says, or I won't meet bad people." Little Chris didn't want to see her parents quarreling, her tone was full of prayers.

"Don't run around in the future, you know? Mom and Dad won't hurt you." Alice stroked Chris's hair, recalling the small wound on her foot. She thought it was done accidentally, but now it seems that she didn't want to It's as simple as that," John's parents will take the opportunity to thank him well.

"Well! Brother John is a very strong person. I hope he can realize his dream. Chris suddenly fell asleep while Fox was talking, and there was a sound of even breathing, and he muttered that he couldn't understand. It seemed that he was so tired that Merlin glanced at it secretly, and asked Alice tentatively, "Asleep? "

"Falling asleep." Alice breathed a sigh of relief, and covered Chris with a small quilt, "Well, thank you for your hard work, shouldn't the road be very easy?"

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"Yeah, it's not easy. I don't have experience in taking care of children. It might be better if you're here." Merlin could finally relax, and sat lazily on the sofa.

"Of course, you don't have the talent to be a father at all, I'm much better than you, with rich experience, Alice said unceremoniously.

"Experienced?" Merlin frowned, thinking Alice was bragging?

"When I was young, I lived in Daxue Mountain, where there were often snowstorms, and caravans would come to my teacher's house in order to escape. Occasionally, there would be mothers with babies in the team, and I would help take care of them." Alice whispered Say.

"It sounds amazing." Merlin said ashamedly. He never touched babies because he was afraid of trouble. Of course, if it was his own child, it might change.

"This operation was not discovered by the elves, right?" Alice asked worriedly.

"Found it." Merlin replied seriously.

"Ah!?" Alice frowned, looked at Chris and said, "Didn't you say you would be very careful? I thought we could let Chris secretly live by our side, but what should we do now? The elves go to war? It should be hard for me to deal with the whole elves, your "life without hiding. Merlin paused, looked into Alice's eyes, and said in a very serious tone.

"Alice, little Chris her."

"It's our daughter."

No.20 The prologue of the five-volume adventurer competition 18 Complicated relationships (gagen)

"???" Alice was taken aback suddenly, and asked with a puzzled expression, "What did you just say?"

"Ahem!" Merlin coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment, and he wanted to tell Alice about it. The pressure was high, "I said that Chris is our child"

"Really, so that's the case." Alice showed a relieved expression, as if she knew something long ago?

'what?What's your reaction?Are you not surprised? "Merlin was full of question marks, feeling very unbelievable, and Alice's reaction was abnormal.

Alice raised her head and looked at Merlin with a gratified expression, "Are you expressing your own attitude? Even if Chris is picked up, she is willing to take care of her like a parent"? ? ? "Melin frowned, thinking that his expression was not accurate enough?

"I know, I was shocked to be able to say such a thing, I am already surprised that you have such an attitude, Alice looked at Chris in the basket, thinking about how to deal with this matter next , the worst case is to meet the elves in battle.

"Wait, Alice! Didn't you understand what I mean?" Merlin signaled Alice to stop, and explained in detail, "Chris is not a picked child, she is a daughter who inherits our blood!"Do you understand?Still can't understand? "

Alice's expression froze on her face, she was stunned for three seconds, and then she exclaimed, "Eh?!"

"Hush! Keep your voice down, why are you so surprised?" Merlin immediately made a silence gesture.

"You're not talking nonsense, are you? Chris inherited our blood?" Alice looked unsettled, biting her fingers for fear of shouting out.

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"No, Shirley told me before she left. Do you still remember that it was in front of the gate of the secret realm of the United Kingdom? The two of us dripped our blood on a strange stone. Merlin paused, trying to keep it as simple as possible Easy to understand, "After our blood fused in the stone, Chris was born, so she has an inseparable blood relationship with us, she is our two." Alice looked back at the sleeping Chris, It's hard to calm down, "I need to calm down." Actually, I was as shocked as you when I heard this, and even felt very strange. Merlin lowered his head, and Alice's reaction was completely within his expectations.

Alice leaned in front of the small basket, quietly looking at Chris's sleeping face, muttering non-stop, wondering what else to say in sleep, right?It's almost like Vi is dreaming 2 Two

This child is not someone else's, but me and Merlin's? ! !

No wonder the inexplicable "flew to us, and looks very similar to us, and almost made a mistake. If no one told us, we would never know the truth, thinking that Chris was a picked child, this child It's a bit too sudden, isn't it? Merlin and I

Alice's face turned red, her mood was extremely complicated, it was difficult to express her mood at the moment, joy, bewilderment, shock and other emotions were mixed together.

Seeing that Alice had calmed down a little, Merlin couldn't help asking tentatively, "Alice, what do you think?

"What do you think?" Alice lowered her head. She, who has always been straightforward, hesitated for the first time. "Of course. Raise her well. After all, I have the responsibility of being a mother, so I am still a little at a loss. I feel that None of this is real."

"Yeah, it's too unreal. To be honest, I never thought that I would be a father one day." Merlin became a little emotional, and said with a tangled hand covering his face, "I thought I would always be a free person , I didn't expect that things would turn out like this, how did I have this child? Oh my god, I wasn't prepared at all, this joke is too big "Huh? Alice frowned, seeing that Merlin seemed to be suffering, and she became uncomfortable, so she asked, "Then...

So what do you think? '

"Merlin took a deep breath, looked at Chris in the basket, and said after a moment of indulging, "I don't have much experience as a father, I'm afraid "Subsistence doesn't look like you? I don't have any experience as a mother either, after all this This is the first time for such a thing, who has experience? Alice frowned and said, thinking that Merlin, who has always been fearless, became so weak in this kind of thing?

In fact, Merlin showed this expression because of his strong sense of responsibility, and because he was too worried that he would not be a good father to Chris, so he retreated in his heart.