The Unemployed Demon Lord

"...A cold sweat fell on Merlin's forehead, thinking he couldn't even move? Isn't this brat too sensitive?

"Look." Alice looked up triumphantly,

head,

Shi Sheng said, "You'd better stay obediently and forget about it, otherwise this child will clamor to sleep on the sofa with you again.

"Tsk! What a clingy brat... Merlin was convinced, and lay down on his head, giving up the idea of ​​leaving.

The two lay quietly on the bed, connected by a child's hands, making it difficult to leave.

They looked at the ceiling blankly, never thought that one day they would face such a situation?

The baby who suddenly appeared, I don't know how to deal with it, let alone how to face the rest of life - Alice: "That...so embarrassing...

Merlin: "Yeah, because of this brat, I feel like I'm losing sleep...

The first ray of sunlight in the morning shines through the curtains, turning the bedroom into a warm pale gold.

Fiction

Last night, because it was difficult for them to adapt to the new situation, the two stayed up all night, so they stared at the panda eyes.

"Finally morning... Alice said wearily.

"Why didn't you sleep all night? Are you afraid that I'm plotting something wrong?" Merlin asked, staring at the dark circles under his eyes.

"GUN! Do you want to take care of it? Why didn't you sleep?" Alice asked back.

"..." Merlin paused, and said in a low voice, "I'm afraid you're plotting against me..."

Alice's brows were furrowed immediately, her teeth itching in anger, "You are too thick-skinned, I don't want to talk to you.

"Each to each other." Merlin responded wearily.

It seemed that Chris was the one who slept most comfortably. She smacked her mouth and swallowed the saliva.

Then, he touched Merlin's chest with his two small hands sideways, and began to speak indistinctly in his sleep.

"It's Dad..."

Immediately afterwards, Chris turned over again, touched Alice's chest with her two small hands, and continued talking in her sleep.

"It's still dad

Immediately, Chris panicked, had a nightmare, became very disturbed, and muttered: "Dad is not well, something big happened..."...

"Mom is gone, go find mom quickly

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Chapter 19: I don't understand at all (plus more)

"Looking for Mom... Mom is gone

Little Chris seemed to be having a nightmare, talking in her sleep in fear, her two short legs kept kicking wildly.

In the dream, Chris felt extremely nervous because she couldn't find her mother, thinking that her mother didn't want her anymore?

Although Chris was very young, what she said was unintentional, not teasing her mother.

But after Alice heard Chris's dream talk, her complexion still turned ugly—what does this mean?Is even Chris mocking my body?

Do not!why?Just because mine is smaller, do you think of me as a second dad?

Alice lowered her head, feeling that she was facing unprecedented pressure, and was complained by the young Chris!

"Pfft!" Merlin couldn't help but laughed out loud?

"Laughing fart?!" Alice was furious, and she was so ashamed that she wanted to kill someone to silence her.

"Ah... I'm sorry, ha... It's too uncomfortable to hold it in." Merlin was trembling all over, almost suffering from internal injuries.

"Get out of here! I don't want to see you!" Alice transferred her anger to the innocent Merlin.

"Don't be angry, don't take children's words seriously, just say it casually." Merlin held back a smile to comfort Alice. In fact, he still agreed with Chris's reaction in his heart, feeling the same as a man. Pectoral muscles, don't you think that mom ran away and there were two dads?

"Really? She didn't recognize me anymore, and she thought I was also a father." Alice looked depressed, as if she had lost her goal of Renheng, "Why did you do this to me? Are you saying that I am not worthy of being a mother?" Seeing that Alice was starting to give up on herself, Yuan Meilin put away her smile, "No, no, no, it's normal for Chrissy to be a little young, and she can't tell the difference between men and women, and it has nothing to do with your... figure.

"I'm in my 20s and really hopeless...Alice looked down at the barrenness on her chest.

"..." Merlin looked weird, but he still couldn't help telling the truth, "Hahaha, there must be no way out, I can only rely on the mat to get by." You! ? Alice's face turned black, she gritted her teeth angrily, jumped up and grabbed Merlin's neck and shook, "Shut up!"I don't listen!forget!Forget about it!

Faced with Alice's non-painful protest, Merlin rolled his eyes, sighed and said, "Oh, why bother?"

"Why do you refuse to recognize the reality? i"

"Is it interesting to live in a daydream?

When Chris woke up, she didn't find anything unusual, and she didn't know how embarrassing her dream talk made Alice feel.

I only know that Mom and Dad don't look very good today, and they are a little tired with black coils? , h Chris couldn't understand that mom and dad were sleeping on big soft beds, which should have been more comfortable, but who knew that they looked even more tired?

Moreover, Chris found that her mother was not in a good mood today, and her face was very ugly early in the morning. She looked fierce and raised eyebrows at her father.

Although Alice still looks like a kind mother, the child's sixth sense is very keen, so what could Alice detect?

So Chris didn't dare to harass her mother, she just stuck to her father and read the newspaper with him.

Chris sat on Merlin's lap with starry eyes, and looked at the newspaper in his hand curiously, "Dad~, what is this? There are a lot of little ants on it, colorfully colored

"This is a newspaper, and many things that happen outside will be recorded on it. The little ants are words, and the colorful ones are pictures, all of which are outside scenes." Merlin looked down at the back of Chris's head, and patiently explained to her, he I feel that after being a father for two days, my temper will change a lot, at least it will become much milder.

"Wow~, the newspaper!" Chris worked hard to learn new things, her eyes lit up looking at the pictures in the newspaper, "The scene outside...

"What's the matter? Actually, it's just an ordinary thing." Merlin explained.

"Chris wants to see outside!" Chris suddenly turned her head and looked at Merlin expectantly, hoping that her father would take her there.

"Uh, this...

Merlin suddenly became embarrassed. He probably felt strange when he saw Chris calling himself and Alice parents. Obviously, they all realized that Chris was not his own. How would the child treat him if things were revealed?

Alice, who was busy in the kitchen, pricked up her ears. She and Merlin took turns cooking breakfast every week, so she was the one to do it this week. Alice quietly pricked up her ears, listening carefully to every word of the father and daughter outside. Chris also felt embarrassed when she wanted to look outside.

But Alice thought to herself, wondering if it was right for her to keep Chris at home?

As Merlin said, if she always stays at home, will it be detrimental to Chris's growth, and people will be broken?

Alice doesn't want Chris to develop the habit of staying at home since she was a child, she should go out more, so that she won't be deceived when she grows up after seeing the world.

These are all from Alice's personal experience. She felt that it was not good for the teacher to always leave her on the Daxue Mountain. She was fooled into a brave man and almost became a scapegoat!

Naturally, Alice didn't want Chris to go her own way in the future. If she hadn't been lucky enough, she might have died several times. The pitfalls she encountered couldn't let her daughter encounter them again.

Merlin over there felt a lot of pressure, and after thinking about it, he began to run the train with his mouth full, "It's not bad at all outside, it's very dangerous, there are hungry and bloodthirsty beasts everywhere.

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"What is a beast?" Chrissy's injured hair became a question mark. Chapter J 1: Said

"Just... Merlin felt dizzy when faced with many childish questions from Chris, "I will eat you up, and you won't see your parents in the future, understand? "

"..." Chris's face was pale, showing panic, she looked down at the brightly colored newspaper, "Then I won't look outside, I want to see Mom and Dad all the time..."

"Be good~" Merlin touched Chris's little head, thinking that he is still a child, so he is easy to deceive~

Chris sat on Merlin's lap, poked her head out and glanced at Alice in the kitchen, "Dad...

"Huh? What's the matter? Do you think newspapers are boring?" Merlin looked down at Chris.

"No, just... Chris continued to secretly look at Alice in the kitchen, "Mom doesn't seem to be in a good mood early in the morning?I always feel like she's angry...

... Merlin gave a dry laugh, and couldn't help complaining in his heart, you little bastard still have the nerve to ask?why are you mad?Isn't it because you hurt Alice's self-esteem by talking nonsense?

"Does Dad know why? I can go and comfort Mom..." Chris said sensiblely.

"Why? This... Merlin frowned, and after thinking about it, he whispered to Chris secretly: "Your mother is in menopause.

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Chapter 20: Little Spy

"What is menopause?" Chris asked in bewilderment.

...Merlin coughed lightly, glanced at Alice in the kitchen secretly, and said quietly, "It's just that when some women grow up, their mentality will become very bad, and they often lose their temper, just like your mother.

"...Mom is obviously very young..." Chris frowned her little eyebrows.

"Ahead of time." Merlin replied with a half-smile.

"???" Chris still didn't understand what her father meant?I felt that my mother must have something to look unhappy. Alice had breakfast in the kitchen last night, wiped the water from her hand on the scarf, walked over and said, "Chris, go to eat, don't cling to Dad.

Merlin put the newspaper aside, then hugged Chris who was sitting on his lap, and patted her little butt, "Quick, go eat it."

"Okay~" Chris responded, shaking the dumb hair on her head, and ran to the dining table in a hurry.

Merlin was also a little hungry, so he got up, looked at Alice and asked, "What are you doing? There will be no bread and jam that are about to expire in the market, right? Please don't be so stingy..."

"Why do you think I always make these things for breakfast?" Alice frowned.

"Because you are too frugal, every time there is a big sale in the market, you will be seen rushing out, as if you can't grab something when you are late," Merlin muttered thoughtfully.

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"...Alice blushed, and said awkwardly, "Isn't it a bad thing to save at all?"Are you a loser like you?

"Tsk! Do you still need me to teach you the principle of carpe diem?" Merlin twitched the corner of his mouth.

"You better stop talking. If we were like you, we would have been sleeping on the street long ago. Don't think that I would buy a few horse racing tickets without knowing that you have some money. I have said it countless times. It is only by luck that salty fish can turn around." The Arabian Nights." Alice said seriously, not wanting his bad habits to affect her.

"Okay, okay, you're right." Merlin responded perfunctorily, and wanted to go directly to eat, but was stopped by Alice, "What are you doing? Are there other things?"

"Wait, let's discuss about Chris first." Alice said seriously.

Merlin was startled and scratched his head, "I don't see anything wrong with her?"

"Don't get me wrong, I thought about it carefully just now, and I think it's not good to keep Chris at home all the time, and I should let her go outside to have a look...Alice lowered her head, showing a pensive expression.