The Unemployed Demon Lord

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The sudden announcement by Hobbs immediately caused the adventurers in Wrexham to explode, and there was a lot of exclamation in the guild.

For a moment, the faces of the adventurers were stupefied, and they were even more shocked than hearing the Queen coming!Quite a few adventurers were so frightened that they crushed the wine glasses in their hands. Alice was considered a celebrity in the guild, but recently her fame has skyrocketed, almost becoming the postcard of the small town of Wrexham.

Adventurers are inherently high-risk occupations, and few people will marry and have children. Generally speaking, this kind of news is rarely heard.

Besides, Alice is usually shrewd and capable, but when she suddenly becomes a mother, don't mention how shocked these colleagues are.

"Kacha" the quill in Rukia's hand was caught by her subconscious, and she almost fainted with her eyes open,... what!Even Hobbes knows? "

"It's not important to have a child..." Hobbs took a deep breath, and then broke out, "The child is not his own! My Brother Merlin has been cuckolded!

"???" Rukia's head was full of question marks, her expression was awkward, she didn't expect things to turn out like this - this and what I told Rossetti...

It's not the same at all

2nd (A;)

Chapter 12: Teaching

The next day, for the convenience of taking care of her, Alice took Chris back to her room and slept all night last night.

After carefully watching over the whole night, I found that the child did not wet the bed, except for the occasional talk in his sleep, he seemed very quiet all the time.

Alice thinks that when Chris grows up, she will definitely become a lovable little lady, but don't always dance with knives and guns.

Early in the morning, Merlin was still sleeping in. He didn't seem to wake up at all. His big hairy legs were exposed when he jumped, and his sleeping position was very unsightly.

When Chris woke up, she wanted to run over to wake Merlin, but Alice stopped her and told him to take a good rest and not to hit You.

Chris nodded ignorantly, realizing that it was a bad thing to disturb her father, so she followed Alice to the bathroom to freshen up.

In fact, Alice knew that Merlin was a little angry when he woke up suddenly. He would be in a bad mood when he was woken up suddenly, and he might vent his anger on Chris.

The mother and daughter were washing in the bathroom. Because Chris was too petite, Alice carried her directly to the shelf, which made Chris barely see herself in the mirror.

Chris looked blankly at the little girl in the mirror, with a look of loss, thinking that there was a second child in the family.

Don't look at Chris's young age, but such a big child has initially developed a certain kind of jealousy, and doesn't like to share the love of his parents equally.

"Mom...Who?" Wearing a vest, Chris raised her chubby little finger to point at herself in the mirror, with a panicked expression.

"a ha ha ha

Alice couldn't help laughing out loud. It is estimated that not only was it the first time for Chris to see a mirror, but it was also the first time for Chris to see herself through a mirror.

So Chris didn't recognize herself in the mirror, and there was a little girl next to her mother, which made her feel a little aggrieved." ... Chris pursed her mouth, showing a wronged look, she didn't expect her own Mom would be so heartless.

"Kris...Alice touched Chris's head, bent down and said patiently, "This thing is called a mirror, and it can reflect your own appearance. The cutie inside is either someone else, or you. If you don't believe me, take a look." , When you are wronged, the people in the mirror will also be wronged.

Chris was dubious, looked at herself in the mirror, raised her little hand to touch the little girl opposite, and pressed her two fingers together through the mirror.

Her eyes lit up immediately, as if she had discovered the New World again after the rattle drum, and found it very interesting, the people inside would do the same movements as herself.

Chris poked her little face with two fingers, and the silver-haired little girl inside followed suit.

"Mirror wild

point solid

I wonder if it is an illusion?This kid is so adorable.

"Yes, just

Jing Zi. "Alice nodded with a smile.

"Mom! She... Chris pointed to herself in the mirror, and said seriously with a small face, "She's so cute! "

"Uh... Alice's breath is stagnant, I don't know if Chris is stupid and naive, or she is born full of scheming, how can she boast that she is cute?!

Chris pointed to Alice, looked at herself in the mirror, and said in a language she had just learned, "She! My mother! She is also cute!

... Alice smiled awkwardly, her heart had already been hit hard, my God!This kid is so cunning!Are you pleasing yourself?But I like it too much to be honest, I still like it!

Chris sees the girl in the mirror and also points to Alice and declares that her mother is cute.

This made Chris inexplicably angry at herself in the mirror, and the puffed-up cheeks were exactly the same as Alice.

"She's my mother! Not your mother!

"It's my mother! What's the use of being angry?"

"Why are you yelling so loudly? She is my mother!"

Tears welled up in Chrissy's eyes, obviously pissed off by herself in the mirror, what she said, the other side seemed to say something, trying to grab her mother?

But Alice suddenly discovered that Chris became angry and anxious, and her language skills improved rapidly. She could barely express herself when she was angry and quarreling, but she was surprisingly fluent!

Chris felt that she couldn't quarrel with herself in the mirror, and resisted the urge to cry and turned to Alice for help, like a little counselor who was bullied and went home to find her mother.

"Mom, the people inside are bad guys, she's fighting for you, I can't seem to beat her

"Hahaha…

Alice hugged Chris, and almost laughed so hard that she could quarrel with herself in the mirror, and even cry when she was angry. This child can be regarded as a person with unique talents. If you put a mirror in front of her, Kerri I am afraid that Si will not be bored all day, and will quarrel with herself.

"Mom..." Chris saw that Alice was patronizing and smiling, but did not comfort herself, and asked sadly, "Mom is Chris' mother, right?"

M

"... "

Alice looked at Chris's pitiful little face, and couldn't help but feel a little moved. Would she be so sad just because someone robbed her mother?

It would be even more uncomfortable if she knew it was not our biological child, right?It seems that she really can't let her find out...

Alice scratched Chris's nose, said softly with a doting look on her face.

"I will always be your mother

"Hoo~" Chris snorted happily, hugged Alice, and turned to look at herself in the mirror: "This is my mother, not your mother, so I won't be angry with you, hmph..."

After the girls finished washing, Alice changed into new clothes for Chris, the goose yellow one-piece skirt and a pair of small leather shoes that she bought yesterday.

After Alice replaced Chris, although it wasn't very fancy, it looked more cute and cute. At first glance, she looked like a decent little girl.

Alice looked at Chris and nodded with satisfaction, "How is it? Do you like it?

Chris looked down at her new clothes, finally it was no longer a vest, and she happily smiled like a flower, "Yeah~"

"As long as you like it, remember not to get it dirty, and be careful when you walk." Alice told her solemnly like a mother.

"I know!" Chrissy responded in a childish voice, grabbed her skirt and looked at it carefully, as if she didn't know that she would lose everything if she grabbed it like this, which made a group of old perverts cheaper.

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Alice's face turned dark suddenly, realizing the seriousness of the matter. Chris's three views are not yet sound, and she needs to be educated.

If she is so casual, she may become a particularly frivolous girl in the future, which is not what I want to see!

Alice intended to teach Chris all the thoughts of protecting herself, so she pressed down the hand that lifted up her skirt, and gave a serious cough.

"Chris, this is not allowed, don't always lift up your skirt, and don't let anyone see the bottom of your skirt, do you understand?" Ren... is not allowed? "Kris looked at Alice suspiciously, "Could it be that Mom... can't either?" "

"Mom is the person closest to you, of course you can, what I said... Alice thought about it, and said seriously, "People who are not close enough are definitely not allowed!

"...I see... Chris nodded blankly, and then her eyes turned into crescent moons, "Mom and Dad are the closest people to Chris. Mom can see the bottom of Chris's skirt, so can Dad Can! "

"Pfft!" Alice almost spat out a mouthful of old blood when she heard it, and she was shocked by Chris's remarks, ah!That was not what I meant!

My mind is full of how to teach Chrissy to be a good...  

It's not about training her to be a little vixen who legally stays by my side! ! !

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Chapter 13: Questioning the Soul

"You can't show it to Dad!" Alice blurted out in fright, trying to kill Chris's weird idea in the cradle, "Ahem, if this beast reads it, it's a bad dad...

"Why?" Chris blinked her big piercing eyes, not quite understanding Alice's reaction.

Alice squatted down, put her hands on Chris's shoulders, and said with a dark face, "Chris, I didn't mean that, I meant that as a girl, you can't lift your skirt easily.

"But... Chris showed a embarrassed look, and asked puzzledly, "Mom... as long as you are close to someone." It's not a big problem to be close to people, but it doesn't include men. You and mother are both girls. So it's not a serious thing to be seen by me, do you understand?" Alice exhorted in a serious tone.

"...Kris nodded half-understanding.

"However, if you meet someone you like in the future, and the other person also likes you, then even if it's a man, it's not bad... Alice paused, and said with a look like a mother in her eyes, "But let me examine it first. Just a little bit, I won't allow any big pig's trotter to abduct you.

... of people? "Kris raised her small face, her puzzled brows knit together, "Kris doesn't quite understand... Alice touched Chris's little head, and said meaningfully, "You will know this when you grow up." Now, don't worry."

"laugh…

Chris enjoys her mother's touch, her little face is slightly red, and she looks very happy, 'Chris wants to show Dad some new clothes~"

"Ah? Wait, that guy is getting angry... Alice just wanted to stop Chris from disturbing Merlin, but the little guy disappeared in a flash, and ran out to find his father: "Oh, this kid...

"I take good care of her so well, don't you like Merlin more?"

Chris' language and action abilities are growing at a speed visible to the naked eye.Although the novel is still a little slurred in speech and wobbly and unsteady when walking, it has basically grown a lot.

Merlin was still sleeping soundly, lying on the sofa in an ugly posture, covered with a blanket, his big hairy legs were exposed when he jumped, looking very unsightly, and he didn't know who he was trying to seduce?

Chris gaited unsteadily, ran over and said happily, "Dad~, look at my new clothes!"

"Snoring... Merlin slept soundly, turning a deaf ear to the outside world.

"...

Chris showed an unhappy look, raised her small head and looked at the sofa that was taller than herself, feeling worried for a while.

In desperation, she had no choice but to try to climb onto the sofa, relying on her short legs to jump two centimeters from the spot, and she couldn't get up after jumping for a long time.

Chris frowned, pouted her mouth in anger, and wanted to wake Merlin up, but even a sofa couldn't beat her.

Alice had just walked out of the room. Seeing this scene, she wanted to go up to help, but she suddenly gave up on the idea. She quietly watched how Chris would react. What if I help the children to do it and become a giant baby when they grow up?