The Unemployed Demon Lord

... The Elf King kept silent with a dark face, and he was very hesitant in his heart. When he sensed the new life in the egg, his intestines would have regretted it for a long time. If the blood of the elves was used to activate the mysterious boulder, maybe the life inside would It is the blood of the elves, carefully cultivated, it is likely to become an existence that changes the history of the elves, but it is too late to say anything now.

"Isn't that good? The life in the egg was born from the fusion of the blood of Merlin and Alice. Obviously, it's not good for us to forcefully recover the child of the two of them?" Sylph hesitated, feeling that it would destroy the family. suspicion.

"Sylph, you are not obsessed with cultivation, and you have repaired your own head, right?" The white-haired elder said righteously, "The mysterious boulder landed on our territory, so it should belong to us." No matter what is born in the egg, it belongs to our elves! Isn't it a matter of course to recover it? The rest of the elders nodded and thought it made sense. "That's right, that's our thing, there's nothing wrong with getting it back!

"The egg in that mysterious boulder is of great importance, and it must not be handed over to others!"

"If it can interfere with Father God's enchantment, the new life in the egg must be a genius comparable to Father God, so we can't let it!"

Sylve remained silent, still holding objections in her heart, do you have to go to snatch the children of the two of them?

She raised her head and looked at the spirit lord who lowered her head, / she didn't know what His Majesty was thinking at all.

After a long time, the thoughtful Elf King seemed to have thought of a way, and finally he was willing to speak.

"Children born in the heart will always look for their parents. If I guessed correctly, the egg must have followed Merlin and the others back to the human kingdom." What do you mean... Sylph asked tentatively.

"Sylph, you and Shirley took a hundred elite knights and secretly went to the British Empire to find Merlin and Alice, and bring the newborn child back. If possible, don't start a conflict. It's best to tell them with affection. Eli, persuade the two of them to give up that child." The Elven King finally refused to give in, and ordered Lei Li and Sylph to act as envoys to resolve the matter peacefully.

"...Sylph frowned, thinking back to Merlin's terrifying strength, she was a little timid, "Your Majesty, you know His Excellency Merlin's temper, what if he disagrees? "

The elf king is silent, this situation is very likely to happen; you have to think about it carefully. One is the huge wealth of the elves, and the other is to offend the former monarch of the demons...

The Elf King's eyes were deep and constantly changing, and finally he looked into Sylph's eyes: "If Merlin obstructs, then..."

After many months, Merlin and Alice returned to Wrexham in Britain, and life seemed to have returned to calm.

Early in the morning, Hobbs covered his daughter Minnie with the quilt that was kicked off in the middle of the night, left breakfast on the table, and went out directly.

Hobbs pushed open the door, took a deep breath, stretched his waist, and looked at the sun that had just emerged from the horizon.

As a result, in a trance, a white egg flitted across the sky and disappeared from sight with a whoosh...

"Fuck! What is it?" Hobbs rubbed his eyes, his face full of astonishment, but he couldn't see anything. He smashed his mouth, and there was still a bit of the wine smell from last night: "It can fly Egg?

"...I think I must have not woken up n or go back to catch up on sleep...

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Chapter 2: Food delivered to your door?

In the home of the two, after returning from the United Kingdom, Merlin and Alice ushered in a long-lost peaceful life.

It's just that it's normal for the two of them to get together and quarrel, and today is no exception: "Ah, Shu..."...

Merlin occupied the toilet in the bathroom early in the morning and started his daily tasks.

He slowly picked up the London daily newspaper next to him, read it with relish...

Aside from Merlin's fondness for betting on horses to save his tragic fate, the only seemingly normal hobby is to sit on the toilet and watch something quietly to help him understand the outside world.

Since the two left Britain for 8 days, Merlin was curious about what interesting things happened in the kingdom during his absence, so he bought all the recent newspapers with the few remaining copper coins.

"Let me see what fun things have been going on lately

Merlin watched carefully, sometimes frowning and sometimes smirking. It seemed that he could squat in the bathroom for a whole day when Alice didn't get mad: "Shocked! Someone escaped from the impasse in the mysterious sea area that is said to be impossible for anyone to escape. !? The characters in this issue are interviewing Captain Dennis of the Qiangwei family!"

Merlin raised his eyebrows, thinking that Captain Dennis was also in the newspaper?It seems to be the matter of going to the chaotic sea together before?

Unexpectedly, Dennis, the old captain, has also become a celebrity. It is estimated that he can brag about the fact that he left the chaotic sea alive. It means that the secret plan of the Holy See has made a major breakthrough, and the eradication of demons is just around the corner!"

Seeing this news, Merlin frowned, thinking that the Pope, an old man, was really good at putting gold on his face, and he would never let go of any opportunity to enhance his sense of existence.

Alice was expelled from the Holy See after the crusade failed, and now she is beginning to admit that she is a brave man, so why not pass on the inheritance of the mithril armor, but the newspaper said that there was a major breakthrough in the secret plan of the Holy See?What does it mean?The Guangming Cult, which has been quiet for so long, is about to make a big move against the demons, right?

Just when Mei Lin was full of doubts, there was a "bang bang bang" knock on the door outside the bathroom: "Merlin! Are you hiding in there again?

"Why are you knocking on the door so loudly in the morning!? Are you trying to scare me to death?!" Merlin put down the newspaper, rolled his eyes, and immediately became irritable. Can you give yourself a little space for the dead, and finally be able to be quiet for a while.

"Are you sick? It's annoying to hide in the bathroom for an hour or two every morning..." Alice's tone revealed a hint of annoyance.

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"I have a bad stomach, okay? Why do you care so much, you are also very annoying... Merlin responded angrily.

"Ah?... Alice outside the door frowned, and suddenly became angry, "You'd better come out quickly, it's your turn to clean the floor today, don't try to get away with it!" "

"Tsk!

Merlin was speechless, and said impatiently, "It's a big deal, can't you clean the floor for me? Didn't you ask me such a trivial matter?" Merlin, are you still shameless?I am not your servant, there is no need to help you do things! Alice patiently said emphatically, "Don't forget that you are the latecomer, and I am the owner of this house." "

"...Merlin sighed, and closed the newspaper in his hand, "You have used this reason eight hundred times, and you can't change it. What are you going to do?"

"Come out, come out, wipe, ground... Alice said word by word.

"Understood, I'll go in a while, please don't disturb me now, okay? Annoying bitch... Merlin curled his lips and responded casually.

Well! "Alice's shoulders were shaking with anger outside, and she kicked the bathroom door bitterly, making a muffled "boom", "I don't believe you won't come out, hum~!" "

"Shout~" Merlin showed disdain, and continued to pick up the newspaper to look, looking thoughtful like a social critic.

But the calm didn't last for a while, there was only a loud bang, and the whole house shook!

A few wisps of dust fell from the roof, staining Merlin's hair. He gritted his teeth angrily, and clenched the violence in his hands into balls: "Alice! What are you going to do?!"

Merlin came out of the bathroom angrily, thinking that Alice had eaten gunpowder today, and she was destined to not want to make herself feel better.

It is because I can't come out, so I caused damage outside, and let my little quiet time disappear, my heart is so bad!

After Merlin came out, he was stunned to see the roof collapsed: there was a big hole, and dust kept falling down—oh my god!Is Alice crazy?In order to deal with me, I spent a lot of money and destroyed the house...

Why bother?I was upset because my quietness was disturbed, but in the end, didn't she spend money to fix it?

Alice stood there dumbfounded, not knowing what happened, as if she had lost her soul. She put on her apron early and was going to make breakfast.

Alice was busy in the kitchen, but Merlin was lazy in the bathroom, which made her extremely unbalanced.

Merlin stepped forward, patted Alice on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "What are you doing? You demolished the house to let me come out. As for that? Was your head kicked by your own donkey?" ?”

"No, that's not the case! It's not me!" Alice suddenly turned her head to explain, her gaze uncertain.

'Um? Merlin was taken aback suddenly, seeing that Alice's expression didn't look like he was joking, "What happened?" "

"Then... Alice pulled Merlin and pointed to the front, "Look there quickly!Suddenly something fell down! "

Merlin stepped forward suspiciously, but didn't lock it tightly at once, and suddenly found that the center of the broken floor was a pure white egg, which looked particularly abrupt.

Alice pulled Ramelin and asked in a low voice, "What is that? Do you know?

"Don't panic, it can't be that a huge bird passed over our heads and laid an egg by the way?" Merlin scratched his head and said.

"It's so casual!" Alice complained, furious.

Merlin stepped forward and picked up the egg. He felt that it was quite big, so he took a closer look, shook it again, showing a puzzled expression, and thought, what the hell is this?There is nothing special about it, just like a goose egg that is too big?

"How? What exactly is it?" Alice couldn't help asking, and it was hard for her to judge.

"I don't know, I can't see it at all.

Merlin frowned frantically, and simply didn't bother to think so much. Since it was delivered to the door on his own initiative, why not just...

Merlin walked to the stove, lit the fire, poured oil into the pot, and put the pure white eggs into the pot.

"Although I don't know what this egg is? But it must be a good sign. Maybe someone knew that we didn't have breakfast, so they deliberately sent us an egg, um! It must be like this! This is God's will!

"Uh!" Alice's face turned pale, and she was overwhelmed by Merlin's actions, so she quickly stopped her and said, "The matter hasn't been clarified yet, so don't eat it casually!"

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Chapter 3: Love is a Light (Gageng)

Three hours later, Merlin and Alice sat on the ground, staring at this weird egg together in silence.

They don't know the origin of this thing, and they don't know how to deal with it in a short time.

Of course, Merlin's suggestion to eat the egg was rejected by Alice, and it would be very dangerous to eat it casually without knowing the situation.

"Ah!" Merlin scratched his hair, his patience gradually worn out, "What the hell is this? It suddenly smashed the house..."

Alice put her ear on the eggshell, tapped it with her hand, shook her head and said, "I can't tell, it doesn't feel like anything special, maybe it fell on us accidentally..."

The pure white egg was different from a few days ago at this moment, without obvious strength, as if everything had been returned to silence and turned into an ordinary thing.

This brought great difficulty to the two people's investigations. Except for wild guesses, it is impossible to determine where this mysterious egg came from.

"Then what do you want to do with it? The origin of this egg is unknown, and it might be dangerous. Why don't we eat it? It won't make any waves when it reaches your stomach." Merlin suggested to solve this problem simply and rudely.

"Isn't it dangerous to eat something of unknown origin? After all, you just want to eat it..." Alice stared at Merlin vigilantly.

"Actually...the size of this thing is about the same as a dragon's egg. Have you ever eaten a dragon's egg? It tastes very good, and the egg yolk is especially delicious..." Merlin swallowed and said provocatively.

"Don't seduce me, your despicable thoughts are written all over your face..." Alice pretended to be too lazy to talk to Merlin.

"It damaged our house, so we need to make compensation anyway? If you don't eat it...you can sell it, right?" Merlin said seriously.

"But if we sell it if something goes wrong, wouldn't it be harming people?" Alice was puzzled.

"Tsk!" Merlin rolled his big eyes and patted his thigh, "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what do you want?"

"I don't know..." Alice murmured, feeling that to properly handle this matter, she needed to think about it.

"Huh..." Merlin let out a long breath, as if he had made some kind of decision, so he stood up slowly and picked up the pure white egg, "Since we can't eat it, why can't we buy it? Why should we keep it? Why don't we just drop it?" Forget about breaking it, the most direct way for this kind of thing that we don't understand is to destroy it before it is harmless."

"Stop!" Alice stood up and grabbed Merlin, stopping her, "This is not our property at all, it would be even worse to destroy it."

"Don't stop me, Alice, I'm a bit fed up with your slutty ways, I'll do the bad things, just watch from the side, and it has nothing to do with you." Merlin said with a straight face.

"No!" Alice's expression became serious, "Since I saw it, I can't stand by and watch, and I won't let you make decisions on your own."

The two looked at each other, and the fire burst out frequently in the eyes, and the atmosphere in the family became tit for tat.