The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Oh~, so it's that group of experienced babies? What kind of shit, I can hit 1 with one little finger. It's super easy~" Beelzebub said in a disdainful tone, showing his little female finger.

"Shout, what are you doing? Two years ago, I hacked down a hundred thousand paladins." Merlin suddenly remembered something, and said awkwardly. "Oh, by the way, there is only one fish that slipped through the net...

"Guys..." The soldier holding the dice raised his head, a few black lines slid down his forehead, and joked with his mouth crooked, "It's amazing, I can't tell~"

"One of the two brothers is better than five!

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Chapter 13: The Disturbance

Although they were said to be bragging by these idle soldiers, Merlin and Beelzebub didn't care, after all, they were not from the same world at all.

"Both, do you still want to play?" the soldier bared his teeth and asked, he didn't want to give up this opportunity to grab the wool so easily when he met a very unlucky opponent.

"This... Merlin frowned, looked at Zi 2's empty purse, and showed a headache, "I have no money, it seems that I can't continue playing..."...

"Tsk! Are you so poor?" Beelzebub looked strange, thinking that as the monarch of the demon clan, it is impossible to be so poor?

"That's all my private money, I managed to save some, and I lost it all today, and it looks like I'll have to tighten my belt again. Merlin sighed, and threw away the empty purse.

"Oh~" Beelzebub suddenly realized, and then remembered that this guy Merlin had to hand over most of his money, which is really shameful, "Hmph, actually handing over his hard-earned money to a woman? What a waste! It's embarrassing to walk together, please stay away from me."

"There's no other way. I can't keep gold coins on me. Alice has long since distrusted me. If it wasn't for me picking some feathers from this iron hen, I probably wouldn't even have a nest now." I can’t even afford corn buns~” Merlin shrugged helplessly, Alice couldn’t bear to always throw money into the racetrack, so now she is very strict about her money.

"Wouldn't you just ask for it? As a high-ranking and strong man, how could he tolerate a human woman riding on his head? It's really not possible... Beelzebub thought for a while and said, "Can't you grab it?"I can't do it, can she resist?

"Forget it, I would definitely do this before, but now that I'm familiar with it, it's really hard to do it, and if Alice knows that I'm here to gamble for fun, she will definitely attack me from the moral high ground, endlessly I will definitely not be less scolded, I will not ask for trouble... Merlin has given up, and will definitely not go to Alice, it is easy not to ask for trouble.

"Tsk! How abominable, do we two majestic monarchs want to look at the face of a human woman when we come out for entertainment?" Beelzebub beat his chest, feeling extremely upset in his heart. If it wasn't for Merlin to stop him, he would be happy to get rid of Alice, who was in the way. guy.

"By the way, didn't I give you an expensive crystal card not long ago?" Merlin suddenly remembered Humphrey, who was touching porcelain, and realized that Beelzebub was carrying a huge sum of money at this time, so he extended it bluntly. Take it out, "Take it out! We can play a big one! Don't worry, I have confidence in myself this time! Luck is back! Guaranteed a huge profit!"

"You?!" Beelzebub glanced at Merlin contemptuously, shook his head and said, "No, no, no, lose 127 times in a row, do you have any luck? Besides, it's already my money, so you better not make up your mind.

"What's the matter? How fun are you to take it out and play together a few times~" Merlin and Beelzebub hooked their shoulders together, constantly urging the other party to hand over the crystal card, "You know, it's hard to hold back the bold and starve the timid to death. , what we play is heartbeat, don't be so stingy~"

Beelzebub had a stern face, already frightened by Merlin's bad luck, how could he let his money go to waste?

"Two brothers? What's the matter? Is there a problem?" The soldier who gambled suddenly said, he saw that the two were chattering, and wondered what they were arguing about?

"We're not playing anymore, we don't have any money for now." Merlin let go of Beelzebub, stood up and patted his buttocks, ready to leave.

The betting soldier's eyeballs rolled and he thought about it. Driven by greed, he wanted to plot against the two of them, "Don't go, it's easy to deal with if you don't have money, you can pay on credit!"

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Oh?Can it still be like this? When Merlin heard this, he immediately became interested and sat down again.

"Get out of the way, let me come this time." Beelzebub felt that Merlin was a bottomless pit, and he would lose no matter how he played, so he might as well let himself come.

"Okay, you come and you come." Merlin helplessly gave Beelzebub a space.

"How big are you going to play?" The betting soldier showed a meaningful smile.

"10 gold." Beelzebub opened his mouth and it was a huge bet.

……Ten thousand? The betting soldier's eyes widened and he was taken aback, "In case you lose, are you sure you will pay?" "

"What's the cost? I can afford it!" Beelzebub said arrogantly.

"Okay! Come on brother, I'll play with you!" The soldier who bet against each other installed the dice and said excitedly, "Bet big bet small?"

"Big!" Beelzebub shouted, full of momentum.

Merlin raised his eyebrows, feeling that Beelzebub has a plan in mind, could it be that this time he can really make a fortune this time?

"okay!"

The betting soldiers began to shake the dice, and the sound of thumping was very intense.

When the bell was finally opened, the three dice had a total of 8 points, small!

"Haha, I'm sorry, you lost, just give me the money obediently?"

"God... Merlin looked up to the sky and sighed, thinking that not only himself, but the entire demon clan has been cursed? Everyone is equally unlucky!

"128... Beelzebub frowned, feeling something was wrong, "It's too weird to think about losing 128 times in a row, right?

"Hey, hey, what's so strange? Could it be that you don't want to give money? It's not a good habit to bet and refuse to admit defeat..." The soldier who gambled grinned.

"It's impossible for a person to lose 128 times in a row, right? You... Beelzebub raised his head, his eyes became cold, "You won't be old, right?

"What's wrong with you? Don't you play? Don't play if you can't afford it!" The betting soldier suddenly became angry and slammed the table. Ah! Don't blame us for being rude! It would be bad if you cut off your limbs...

Contemptuous laughter was everywhere, and dozens of soldiers gathered around, gearing up, as if they were threatening Merlin and Beelzebub, and some even drew their weapons.

It seems that if Merlin and Beelzebub don't give money today, they can't leave here, and they even have to use their hands and feet to pay off the debt?

Beelzebub didn't believe in evil, so he picked up the three dice and crushed them hard, only to find: "Empty core?!" Merlin leaned over to take a look, and sure enough, there was something wrong with him. How could he lose 127 times in a row with such a "lucky" person? !

The dice are normally solid cores, and the hollow core can adjust the weight of the dice and control the size of the landing points. These idle soldiers are really old. "Hahaha, so what about the hollow core? Have you noticed before? According to the rules, if you are willing to gamble and admit defeat, you still have to pay, otherwise... the betting soldier drew his sword and stood, pointing at Merlin and Beelzebub, "Do you still want to leave here alive?

"I hate cheating assholes, it's not a fair game

Merlin stood up, his eyes were cold and his face turned black.

"Yes, the guy who breaks the rules should pay the price." Beelzebub stood up with the same expression as Merlin.

"Hey, hey, you two bastards, do you want to seek death? This is an extraordinary time, and we are grandpa soldiers. It is not easy to kill you two. I advise you to hand over the money obediently, otherwise... Grandpas Your sword doesn’t have eyes.” The betting soldier touched his sharp sword and said leisurely, “We are also considered the elite soldiers of the empire. We have conquered powerful monsters and even killed dragon subspecies. With the two of you? It's better not to try to resist, I don't need other people, I can beat you two without even knowing your mother, hehe~"

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There was a loud "bang" from the corner of Wangcheng Avenue, and suddenly smoke and dust rose everywhere, splashing at any time.

Dozens of soldiers flew out screaming, all with bruised noses and swollen faces, and some even had their clothes torn, in extreme embarrassment!

This sudden commotion made everyone on the avenue nervous, thinking that the war had already begun? !

The cavaliers of the Holy Order of the Holy Order, as if they were facing a big enemy, put on a state of being ready for battle, and were vigilant about their surroundings.

Archbishop Scott, who was giving an impassioned speech, frowned slightly, wondering suspiciously—could it be Joan who started to do it?

Why is there such a commotion

Didn't you tell her to kill them quietly?

Chapter 14: The Secret Assassination

After the commotion caused by Merlin and Beelzebub, the entire royal city was under martial law.

Just knowing that there were violent elements making trouble in the royal city, the guards raised their weapons and began to search around.

It seemed that the guards didn't know that Merlin was Margaret's honored guest, and they just wanted to save face after seeing their companion being beaten up.

"Find those two guys, someone saw them running over there just now!"

A guard leader shouted, stretched out his hand, and a large number of soldiers followed, chasing in the same direction.

Not long after the guards left, the wooden barrel in the corner of the alley suddenly shook, as if someone was hiding inside: "It seems to be gone? It seems that we are all right."

"Damn! Why are you hiding? You're so useless!"

The lid of the wooden barrel was opened, and Merlin and Beelzebub crawled out of it. It turned out that after the commotion broke out, they slipped away and hid here to prevent the guards from finding them.

After the two came out, they brushed the dust off their bodies, looked around furtively, and only after making sure that the alley was empty did they feel relieved, "We're not afraid of them, but you know, this kind of trouble will keep harassing us, Sometimes it's easier to avoid trouble by hiding than confronting the tough." Merlin spread his hands and said.

"Call! Come and kill as many as you want, I don't believe there are people who are not afraid of death?" Beelzebub curled his lips, disdainful of Merlin's words.

"You will only cause more problems like this. The spirit of resistance of human beings is stronger than you imagined. They may succumb to you on the surface, but they will always find ways to kill you behind the scenes. This is comparable to those who fight openly. You idiots are in a lot of trouble.” Merlin explained, “What is this? Wouldn’t it be enough to kill all humans? Nothing you worry about can’t be solved by violence.” Beelzebub didn’t want to be as low-key as Merlin, Being chased by human soldiers and running all over the street, he has the face of the king of the demon clan.

"It's just that the other party is old, and you are going to destroy all mankind. Let alone whether you have this ability, this statement alone proves that you are really promising? How did you become one of the seven monarchs?" Merlin said meaningfully. Said in a joking tone.

"Tsk!" Beelzebub was speechless with dissatisfaction, knowing that what Merlin said was ironic, full of sarcasm.

"Okay, those idiots will definitely not find us, it's getting late, shall we go back?" Merlin scratched his somewhat messy hair, turned around and was about to walk out of the alley.

"What? Are you missing that human woman, aren't you? You look really useless to the extreme. I advise you not to be sincere to your human wife. We are not in the same way at all. Erbezebub secretly reminded Merlin that if this goes on, it will be terrible. Not a good thing.

"Don't be kidding, I'm just tired and want to go back to rest." Merlin waved his hand casually.

"Humph!" Beelzebub snorted coldly, and silently followed Merlin, wondering what to think of this guy's ambiguous attitude towards that human woman, but how can I say that Lucifer III is also recognized by all demons as the number one successor to the Demon King Palace? People should have their own sense of proportion, right?If he continues to be obsessed with it, the demons will not tolerate the shame of violating taboos. At that time, other monarchs will definitely have a battle with him. The giant beast of Leviathan alone will make him feel a lot of pressure, right?

Quan Xiaozhi

"Then... I heard that the escaped Prime Minister Meadows is coming back this time, maybe your sister Miranda has a high chance of being found after all, there is a high chance that she was kidnapped by this prime minister." Merlin said suddenly .

"Are you accurate?" Beelzebub was immediately refreshed when he heard the news about his sister.

"I've been saying that lately, so it should be very possible, right? Didn't you notice that there are more soldiers on the street recently? Today is even more sacred cavalry." If I still don't get anything this time, I won't keep my promise with you; I'll find my way to Randa. Beelzebub said in a very serious tone.

"Yes." Merlin nodded, feeling that there was no reason for him to continue interfering with Beelzebub, "But if the prime minister really kidnapped Miranda, what are you going to do?"

"Do you still need to ask?" Beelzebub's expression became ferocious, showing his jagged teeth, "I will eat him. He doesn't even have bones and dregs left. If he dares to hurt a single hair of my sister, he will have to pay for it with blood." The price!' "I see... Merlin nodded, understanding Beelzebub's restless mood.

"What about you? What would you do if your sister was kidnapped?" Beelzebub asked curiously.

"Of course I will make the other party pay the price, but I won't mess around like you. Maybe I'm a little more rational?" Merlin replied after thinking about it. If Lilith was held hostage, it was impossible for him as an elder brother to just sit idly by. of.

"You still have a bit of conscience. After you left, your sister is now acting as the devil king, and she seems to be busy every day." Beelzebub laughed dryly.

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"Haha, that's a good thing. If she wasn't so busy, she might have come out to harass me." Merlin shrugged his shoulders.

"If your sister knew that you found a wild woman outside, she might be furious, right? I really want to see how you explain to your sister." Beelzebub's words were full of malice.

"This..." Merlin frowned. The head maid Ophelia seemed to know about the situation on her side, and before she left, she made it clear that she wanted to tell Lilith about her fooling around outside, fearing... The happy days are coming to an end...

The two were about to leave the alley, but they didn't notice that there was a man in black robe above the roof.

This mysterious attire was comparable to that of Beelzebub, without revealing his face at all.

This person was Joan of Arc in disguise, who came to secretly kill Merlin and Beelzebub under the order of Bishop Scott.

Joan felt that her behavior was very undecent, but as a devout believer, she felt extremely angry when she thought that Alice cared less and less about the goddess.

Although Joan of Arc knew very well that Alice was not a very pious person, but in the past Alice was still full of respect for the goddess, but now she has fallen to this point?

Joan of Arc believes that Alice's change has a lot to do with the two people in front of her, and she can't just watch Alice being bewitched.