The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Anyway, I have to wash my own clothes. It doesn't matter if you help me wash a few."

"You... don't get me wrong, I don't want to repay you!"

"Humph~!"

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Chapter 7: Monthly Ticket Addition

Alice wanted to help Merlin wash his clothes, and use it to beat up the things he had been taken care of before.

However, due to Alice's awkward personality, she couldn't express it directly, so she had to express herself in a roundabout way.

However, Merlin couldn't accept it, and felt that Alice had taken the wrong medicine.

Normally, Alice would never help Merlin do the laundry, and she might even speak ill of him.

"You want to help me... do the laundry?"

"I...I didn't say that, I just asked casually." Alice maintained her high profile, "If...if you need it, I will wash it for you, just by the way..."

"You won't be possessed by something, right?" Merlin narrowed his eyes and asked suspiciously.

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Alice was very angry when she saw Merlin's reaction, and felt slighted.

"Oh my god!" Merlin scratched his hair and said in disbelief, "That Alice who dislikes me every day... actually wants to do my laundry? Does the sun come out from the west today?"

"You... why are you like this? It's rare that I'm kind!" Alice was so angry that she had nothing to say.

"Do you have any plans for me? If you have something, just say it, don't play this kind of sugar-coated cannonball." Merlin showed a vigilant expression.

"whispering sound!"

Alice frowned, her expression unnatural.

Obviously, it was rare for me to be kind, but Merlin didn't appreciate it! ?

I just wanted to repay him, but I actually regarded myself as a guy who plotted against him. I really thought of myself as a donkey with good intentions!

Alice turned around angrily and left without stopping.

"Forget it if you don't need it, it's easy, hum~!"

"and many more!"

Merlin called Alice to stop and turned around.

Throw out the underwear you changed last night.

It was a coincidence that "Paji" was stuck on Alice's face.

"Uh..." Alice's tender body visibly trembled, as if petrified.

"Since you are so active, please wash my underwear for me, please."

After Merlin finished speaking, he covered himself with a blanket, ready to continue resting, not asking about worldly affairs.

Alice's delicate body trembled, not because she was afraid, but because she was forcefully angered by Merlin.

Damn!

What does this bastard demon mean! ?

Can't you have a better attitude?This is the rhythm of treating me like a little maid!

My old lady doesn't owe him anything, that's the attitude of begging for help! ?

And what's not good for washing, but...it's underwear...

God, please be ashamed!This kind of thing should be washed by yourself, okay?

I'm a girl too!The relationship with this bastard has not reached the point of being honest!Consider how I feel!

Alice, who was manipulated by her panties, complained frantically in her heart.

The underwear probably hasn't been washed yet, and Merlin's "body fragrance" faintly radiates, making Alice feel bad and on the verge of collapse.

Alice tore off Merlin's panties and threw them on the ground.

Then he walked to the side of Merlin angrily, kicked the slacker's ass, pinched his waist and said loudly.

"Get up! Get up quickly! You are not allowed to sleep!"

"Ah?!" Merlin turned over and looked at Alice in surprise, "Damn it, I think you, a bitch, are doing things on purpose? You always torment me early in the morning..."

"Who... who did it on purpose? Since the clothes belong to two people, then you should come over to help, and there are underwear... underwear, this kind of personal clothes must be washed by yourself!" Alice showed an unquestionable and strong look .

"But that's not what you said just now?" Merlin's eyebrows were tangled on his forehead.

"Can I go back on my word now?" Alice said angrily, feeling that Merlin would bully her if she was a little gentler.

"Tsk!" Merlin was speechless and couldn't help complaining, "Okay, you have a reason for your small breasts."

"Hey!!" Alice burst into a rage immediately, and the top of her head was covered with smoke...

The sun was shining brightly outside, and the blue sky was waiting to be pierced.

The light is transparent as if passing through the crystal, and there are other colors when you look closely.

The majesty and prestige passed by, mixed with the smell of rotten grass.

There is a small yard outside the apartment where the two live, and clothes are hung on poles outside to dry.

The sun is shining at this time, which is a good weather for drying clothes.

Merlin and Alice were busy in the yard, unfolding the washed clothes to dry.

Whether there will be residents passing by outside, they will always smile knowingly when they see this scene, and they probably regard them as a couple.

"Tsk, you didn't want to bother me in the end, thanks to what you said before..." Merlin was wearing a gray undershirt, unfolding the washed clothes and handing them to Alice.

"It's not my clothes alone. You also have a lot of clothes. There is nothing wrong with coming to help."

Alice responded angrily, took the clothes that Merlin handed over, and hung them on the rack to dry.

Alice at home doesn't dress up so heroically, but wears a white suspender dress, which looks very homely.

"Tsk!"

Merlin was dissatisfied. He felt that after taking care of Alice for so many days, he didn't see her say thank you.

He casually picked up a piece of white ball of clothing and slowly unfolded it.

Ah West!Smelly bitch's childish bear fat times!

That's enough, why do you like to wear this kind of children's underwear?

Alice is an adult anyway, can't she make herself more connotative and sexy?

Whoever marries Alice as his wife will be miserable for eight lifetimes!

Originally, flat chest has no characteristics, and I still like such unconnotative underwear, which has no temptation at all...

Merlin didn't bother to complain about Alice's preferences, so he silently unfolded the childish bear panties and handed them over.

Alice took it, and skillfully put it on the clothes rack, and was about to lift it high, when Ben suddenly felt something was wrong.

Wait, this triangular fabric looks familiar...

Alice took a closer look, then was shocked, her face flushed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

She quickly took off her underwear and held it in her hand.

"Mei...Merlin! I've told you several times, don't touch my underwear!"

"Don't blame me, I took it out of the basin." Merlin shrugged.

"I……"

Alice was at a loss for words, thinking that she must have been too anxious after washing just now, and forgot to leave.

How can this kind of underwear be left to dry outside? The hall is crowded with people coming and going, and the bear underwear is floating like a flag for everyone to admire. What a bloody picture!

Alice felt that her face was almost thrown in, so she blushed and silently put away her underwear.

"This kind of intimate clothes can't be hung outside, but must be placed inside the house. Could it be... Would you be happy if my underwear is seen by so many people?"

"I'm not happy, but I'm the one asking you this..." Merlin pointed to a pair of black boxers on the clothesline, "Why are you so generous to me to hang my underwear outside? Is it a face?"

"Hmm..." Alice looked at the boxers fluttering in the wind, flaunting like a pirate flag, her face flushed immediately, she tapped herself on the head in embarrassment, stuck out her tongue and blinked and said

"Sorry, I didn't pay attention just now."

"Hey~"

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Chapter 8: The Future

"Hey, you big-headed ghost?!" Merlin looked angry, and the veins on his forehead were faintly visible, "I really want to punch your head off..."

"What are you doing!? I didn't do it on purpose!"

Alice has always had a bad temper, so she picked up Merlin's underwear and threw it on the other's face with a "slap" to retaliate.

Merlin took his panties off his face, squinted his eyes and looked in front of him, with the urge to hang the bastard Alice on the clothesline.

"I think you need to clean up this stinky bitch?"

"How?" Alice turned her head angrily, with a look of refusal to give in.

"Tch!" Merlin curled his lips and said flatly, "I'm too lazy to argue with a guy like you who wears children's underwear, it seems that my IQ has been lowered."

"Hey!?" Alice's face slowly turned red, and she turned her head and said angrily, "I don't need you to make irresponsible remarks about my aesthetics! And those are not children's underwear, they are cute underwear! Is the bear not cute enough? Should it? You should kneel down and apologize to Little Bear!"

"I..." Merlin hesitated to speak, not only didn't feel cute, but felt that he was so fucking childish and devilish, "Forget it, I don't want to quarrel with a guy like you who has no dreams, it's too low."

"Tsk!" Alice was speechless with dissatisfaction, and she competed with Merlin, "Which eye do you think I don't have dreams?"