The Unemployed Demon Lord

The two of them practiced in the dojo all afternoon, and they both looked a little tired.

Under Merlin's frequent near-death threats, Alice absorbed the inheritance crystal much faster, and became much more proficient at controlling her power.

However, Alice was beaten frequently, which made her doubt her life. She felt that her dream of stepping on Merlin with high heels was getting farther and farther away.

Next, the two were going to go to the market in Wrexham to buy vegetables and prepare for the evening meal.

Merlin put his hands behind his head, looking nonchalant, and went grocery shopping with Alice when he had nothing to do.

I don't know the whole streets and alleys of Wrexham well, so I can just take this opportunity to take a stroll and get to know it.

Alice followed Merlin silently, with tears in her eyes, she practiced for a whole day, but she was beaten and cried by the Great Demon King! ?

Every time he attacks with all his strength, he will be easily dispelled. Looking at Merlin's lazy moves, his self-esteem is severely frustrated.

They have absorbed the power of the Dragon Clan, so why is the gap still so big?It is simply invincible!

No matter how hard I try, it seems that I will never have the chance to step on Merlin with high heels in this life...

Alice looked depressed. Although it was a good thing to have such a strong partner, it also made me doubt my life!

Merlin looked at the dejected Alice beside him, and said lightly, "What's wrong? I've been spreading negative emotions with a bitter face, and it's affected me."

"No...it's nothing! I'm just not in a good mood!" Alice turned her head angrily, and was even angrier when Merlin asked her.

"Oh~" Merlin raised his eyebrows, and said clearly, "Is it uncomfortable to be hung up by me, and you start to doubt life?"

"Who doubts life! I don't have it! Aren't you just better? What's so great! Don't you owe a debt?" Alice said bluntly.

"You're really unforgiving..." Merlin twisted his mouth and looked up at the sky, "Don't think about defeating me, thinking about paying off the debt is more realistic than this..."

"Goo..." Alice let out a small animal-like wail from her throat, thinking unwillingly, will I always be pressed and rubbed on the ground by that bastard Merlin?What about the turned serfs who agreed to sing?

"Alice, I'll teach you how to cook when I go back, shall I?" Merlin suddenly said, remembering that Alice always let herself cook in the kitchen in order to eat delicious food. After all, it is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish .

"Eh!? Why?" Alice asked blankly.

"It's always unfair for me to cook. Be fair. If I teach you how to cook, won't you be able to support yourself?" Merlin said lightly, wanting to reduce his labor.

Alice turned her head aside and thought about it, and began to weigh the pros and cons

If I learn to cook, won't I be able to rely on Merlin?

Thinking about how this guy threatened me yesterday...

If I can make delicious things, how can I be threatened by Merlin! ?

Alice turned her head, her face flushed with excitement, and she nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Learn, learn! I want to learn!"

"Why are you so excited?" Merlin's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, thinking to himself, is this washboard brave man planning some tricks again?

"I..." Alice hurriedly lowered her red face, then hugged her fake breasts, and said in an arrogant tone, "I don't particularly want to learn, it's all because you begged me, because of your sincerity For the sake of it, then I...then I can only reluctantly agree, hum~!"

"Ha..." Merlin laughed dryly, and couldn't help thinking

How to do?

Seems like holding this guy up high...

Then kick it out of the solar system!

The two came to the vegetable market in Wrexham.

Wrexham has three such big markets.

This is just one of them, and it is relatively close to home.

In fact, this is not just a place to sell ingredients, but also to buy everything.

The whole alley is full of shopping, and the products are dazzling.

Pedestrians jostle each other's shoulders, not feeling like they are passing through each other.

Merlin found out that Alice was really a housewife, with her own bargaining skills, it was like a different person when she bargained

"3 silver coins, no more!"

"What about the freshly caught fish!"

"The fish caught in the morning is already in the afternoon, and it's not fresh at all!"

"The price is 3 silver coins, otherwise I will buy fresher fish!"

Alice's bargaining was particularly ferocious, cutting below half the price made the peddler on the opposite side sweat.

The way Merlin looked at Alice was hard to describe in words, it seemed more intense than a life-and-death struggle.

But this scene reminded Merlin of the real world, when buyers and sellers bargained, it was like a world war started.

"All right, I'll sell it!" The peddler couldn't stand Alice's slashing, and silently handed over the fish, "Ah~, Miss Alice is really amazing, every time you come to buy things, we are more afraid, the chopping is too cruel gone."

Alice took the fresh fish and said embarrassingly, "How could it be? Don't say I'm like the plague god that everyone avoids..."

"Forget it, I haven't been married before, I didn't expect to wear the couple adventurer certificate now, this fish can be regarded as Miss Alice's wedding gift, just give a cost." The peddler didn't care, laughed Hehe said.

"Uh, not..."

Alice blushed and wanted to explain, but all the fish were brought up.

She was too embarrassed to argue, so she could only silently agree.

Alice had an ominous premonition that she might be called Mrs. Lucifer, or the Merlins in the future, so she couldn't help but feel a chill.

After the two bought the ingredients, they went straight to the house

"I didn't expect you to be very popular..." Merlin asked in surprise.

"Of course~" Alice said proudly, and handed the fish bag to Merlin, "Here, take it."

"Why am I holding it? I'm not your husband, don't really treat me like a husband..." Merlin frowned and said dissatisfied.

"I spent so much saliva bargaining just now, isn't it normal for you to carry things?" Alice said confidently.

"Tsk!" Merlin was speechless impatiently, as soon as he finished speaking fairness, he used his backhand on himself.

Although Merlin felt unbalanced, he still helped carry the ingredients.

Merlin and Alice didn't notice the eyes of the people around them at all, and they looked more like a young couple when they went home from shopping together.

Not long after the two left the vegetable market, they met an acquaintance, the landlady who had just appeared not long ago.

Seeing that the landlady was holding a sausage in her hand, it was obvious that she came out for a walk in the evening.

"Long time no see, Mr. Merlin, Miss Alice, are you couple out shopping?" the landlord greeted with a smile.

"Okay... Long time no see, Landlady..." Merlin greeted awkwardly.

"You're out for a walk..." Alice chatted awkwardly when she came up, because thinking about the rent deadline coming up, she was afraid of urging the rent.

"Yeah, I took my pet dog out for a walk." The landlady looked at her sausage and continued with a smile, "I didn't expect to meet you and your wife. I saw you from a long distance. Although you are married It hasn't been very long, but they look more and more like a couple."

"Uh!" The two of them gasped for breath, and the distance of more than one meter was opened like lightning.

Merlin: What the hell do couples look like!I never thought of stepping into the grave of marriage with this washboard hero!

Alice: Is there any mistake, Merlin and I are like husband and wife!Who wants to marry this erotic demon king!

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Chapter 21: Monthly Ticket Addition

"Huh?" The landlady showed a puzzled look on her face, and said in surprise, "You... what kind of reaction is this?"

Alice and Merlin glanced at each other, but couldn't help but want to avoid suspicion.

"Don't be like this. Since you are a husband and wife, don't stay so far away." The landlady supported her cheeks and said with a smile, "Really, you are so shy, you are shy after just saying a word..."

Merlin: Who is shy!I just don't want to be stuck on this washboard!

Alice: It's too bad, the landlady has completely misunderstood.

"I apologize if I offended you just now." The landlady is already gray-haired, but she is still very energetic when she laughs, "It's all because you two are so cute together, it always reminds me of my youth The green years spent in the time..."

The two glanced at each other, hesitated and got together.

After all, the other party is the landlord, so there must be some respect.

If you don't rent a house for two people, it is difficult to find a second rental house in Wrexham with such a good location and environment.

"Madam, we don't have a husband and wife picture, don't get me wrong, you must be wrong." Mei Lin defended with a dry smile.

"Yes, yes, it must be a misunderstanding." Alice echoed.

"No, no, I'm not mistaken. I think the old man and I were just like you. We were always together and inseparable." The landlady touched her wrinkled cheek and sighed, "During that period, so good……"

The two were speechless, and it was hard to imagine that the landlady could see the shadow of her youth in herself.

"You guys are going home, right? There's just a section of the way that you can drop by, don't you mind accompanying me, the old lady?" the landlady said kindly.

"Of course I don't mind." Merlin nodded, thinking, isn't it just dealing with an old lady? so easy~

"Let's go together." Alice said with a smile.

The three of them walked together, and the little sausage in front kept pawing at the four short legs because of its short legs.

"When I was young, the old man and I were inseparable and went home together, just like you are now, but much closer than you. Although you are now husband and wife, it still feels a little bit worse. I am still thinking about the next month's rent. Half, after all, it's not easy for you and your wife to work." The landlady said with a half-smile.

The two looked at each other, their eyes communicated at the speed of light, and they understood each other's meaning in an instant.

Merlin stretched out his hand to Alice's small waist, and hugged her very forcefully.

Alice fell into Merlin's arms and her eyes widened. She didn't resist the beating or scolding, but her face turned red strangely.

Merlin put his arms around Alice's delicate body, feeling her whole body tense, like a telegraph pole.

It is estimated that Alice is nervous to death now, because being hugged in a waking state feels completely different!

Merlin narrowed his eyes and looked at the weird Alice, thinking, she's blushing!Isn't it for half the rent?A bit of an actor's professionalism!

Alice blushed, lowered her head in panic, her little heart was beating non-stop