The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Then who is number one?" Merlin felt that there should be none.

"You!" Alice said bluntly, casting a look of disgust at Merlin.

"???" Merlin thought he was a very nice person, why did Alice have such a big prejudice against him?

Under the leadership of Alice, Merlin walked directly towards Da Vinci's table.

Although Alice really didn't want to see Rossetti, but she couldn't avoid the cow if she wanted to see Da Vinci.

"Miss Da Vinci, long time no see~" Alice greeted with a smile.

Da Vinci looked away from the book and looked up at Alice, "I haven't seen Miss Alice for a long time. I heard that Miss Lucia said that you need to find me?"

"That's right." Alice nodded.

"I haven't seen Alice for a long time, why don't you say hello to me?" Rossetti waved to Alice enthusiastically.

"Ah, so you're here, Rossetti..." Alice's attitude suddenly changed, with a disgusted expression on her face.

"Hey, hey, hey! Alice..." Rossetti said in a slightly aggrieved tone

"What's your tone and expression?"

"Does the distinction need to be so obvious? It's too hurtful."

"Aren't I just bigger breasts than you, sexier than you, more popular with men, luckier than you, making more money than you, living in a bigger place than you, and being featured in various photo magazines and newspapers? Ten thousand debts, other..."

"What else? Why are you so hostile to me?"

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Chapter 29: Monthly Ticket Addition

Alice what else?

There is nothing to praise anymore.

Poor Alice was ridiculed by Rossetti, and her heart was stabbed countless times.

Alice already hated Rossetti very much, but now her hatred for this black cow has increased a lot.

Merlin felt a little uncomfortable listening to the ruthless ridicule, not to mention Alice. She felt that Rossetti was a woman with a sense of superiority. I have to say that the invisible piercing heart is the most deadly!

"Shut up! Emperor Luo Nadi, you are so annoying!" Alice couldn't bear it anymore, and yelled directly, regardless of her elegant image.

"Alice, don't swear, I know that small breasts are a privilege, but that's not the reason for your swearing." Rossetti said innocently.

"Hmm..." Alice felt a pain in her stomach, probably due to some internal injury caused by anger.

"Cough!" Da Vinci coughed and said lightly, "If you have something to do, please sit down and talk."

Alice sat down angrily. After Merlin sat down, he looked at Da Vinci carefully. He felt that this girl was considered a loli figure, but she couldn't overlap with the image of the old man in his mind. It didn't look like it at all!

Now that Merlin saw Da Vinci in another world, would he still meet Napoleon, Lionheart King, Ivan the Terrible in the future?It is estimated that Joan of Arc can also meet, it is a bit strange~!

"Your Excellency, why are you staring at me? Is there something wrong with my face?" Da Vinci asked, his voice a little immature.

"No, no, I just thought of you and the guy who painted the Mona Lisa together." Merlin looked away and said awkwardly, thinking that although the names are the same, the different worlds are different after all, right?

"Really? It's a pity that I'm a magician, not a painter, and I don't like painting. I just like to study various puzzles," Da Vinci replied seriously.

"That's right, I was a little abrupt, and I think your names are very similar." Merlin nodded, thinking that it is really different from the real world.

However, if Da Vinci knew that he was a girl with a loli figure in another world, he wondered if he would lift the washboard and scold the author of CNMSB!

"Alice, I heard from Rukia that you are married? Is this the little brother?" Rossetti looked Merlin up and down, his eyes brightened, "It looks like a good face, like a little brother, my sister is a little bit I'm so excited~"

Merlin's face was expressionless, what kind of ridicule hadn't been seen before?I want to shut up, Bichi!Call me grandpa, right?

"I didn't expect you, Alice, to like this kind of little boy. It's really surprising. I thought you liked muscular men?" Rossetti giggled, and the stalwart on his chest trembled, "No wonder I can't see you when I come back. Arnold is a guy, so he found out that you were married, so he fainted in the toilet, haha~"

"Congratulations on your marriage, Miss Alice." Da Vinci didn't seem to say much, only occasionally said a few words, and seemed to be completely uninterested in messy things.

"Alice is obviously a gold adventurer, but she married a black iron adventurer. Sure enough, this is true love, right? There are so many good choices. Look at Arnold. Although he is the stupid son of a landlord, he is rich. , if I choose Arnold, I don’t have to worry about life in the future.” Rossetti kept teasing.

"Don't talk nonsense! We're not married! It's all because the president accidentally made it up! Now it's just a couple in name, don't talk about it as if I'm really married." Alice argued angrily. Husband and wife.

"Yeah, we're not married." Merlin also echoed, not wanting to be misunderstood.

"Eh?" Rossetti looked at Merlin and Alice, and said with a smile, "Stop messing around, I can't think of any other relationship between you two besides husband and wife. It must have been a private quarrel and deliberately refused to admit it. Bar?"

Merlin slammed his mouth, he didn't want to explain any more.

Keilisi still did not give up and explained, "That's not true! We are not husband and wife, but enemies!"

"Really?" Rossetti narrowed his eyes and asked tentatively.

"Really, if we don't quarrel for a day, we will feel uncomfortable~" Alice said impassionedly, clearly expressing the relationship between the two.

"Since you are not a real couple..."

Rossetti got up and walked behind Merlin, hugging him from behind.

The two big lumps on the chest directly pressed on Merlin's head! ?

"That episode is cheaper, I'm fine, I still like this kind of little boy, haha..."

"Uh!"

Merlin raised his eyes, but he couldn't see the roof anymore, it covered the sky and sun, and it also covered his eyes.

He felt his head sink into a piece of softness, which was quite heavy to be honest.

Merlin has heard of facial cleanser, but what the hell is this shampoo?

"Hmm!" Alice suddenly became angry. Seeing Merlin being harassed, she felt inexplicably uncomfortable, but she didn't want to stop her face to face, as if she was jealous.

"What's the matter? Are sister's breasts more comfortable than someone's washboard? Sure enough, sex is the best? Do you want to do something embarrassing with your sister?" Rossetti teased Merlin furiously, letting him fully understand what it means choppy.

"Emmmm..." Merlin was silent and didn't speak, thinking that it seemed... a little comfortable?

Alice's anger was getting higher and higher, and her face was getting redder and redder. Seeing how Rossetti seduced Merlin, she couldn't help but yelled.

"That's enough! Stay away from him!"

Alice sat next to Merlin, pushed Rossetti away, took Merlin's arm, and pulled him over.

"Don't harass him! You dirty black cow! Have a little shame, okay?"

"Haha..." Rossetti laughed lightly, thinking it was very funny, and asked with great interest, "Alice, you are not good, don't you mean the couple in name? Why are you suddenly angry?"

"So what if it's a fake couple in name!? I just can't understand how you're hurting Britain here, understand?" Alice forced herself to find a lame excuse.

"Since it's a fake couple, what does it matter if we get a little closer? You don't have the right to care about it?" Rossetti asked Alice with a half-smile, no matter how you looked at her, she looked jealous.

"I... I have no right to care about it, but if you put the fat on his head, it will make him uncomfortable." Alice tugged at Merlin's arm and asked seriously, "To be honest, is it uncomfortable? ? Don’t want to be weighed down by two lumps of fat?”

"It feels...it's okay..." Merlin replied blankly, without much discomfort.

"Wh... what!?" Alice pinched Merlin's waist angrily, tears rolling in her eyes.

"Hurry up and admit it to me honestly. It's hard to be pressed by two clumps of fat. Poor breasts are the best. I like poor breasts the most."

"I allow you to answer again now, think carefully before answering..."

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Chapter 30:

Alice's blue eyes were full of hope, and she wanted Merlin to be on her side.

However, there was no expression on Merlin's face. He wondered if he had made a mistake. Didn't he just keep his eyes open and talk nonsense?

Merlin didn't think there was anything good about having small breasts, but it's better to save Alice some face, silence is the best answer.

"Are you talking?" Alice didn't want to lose to Rossetti, so she pulled Merlin's arm hard twice.

"Hahaha, Alice, you don't understand this? If you don't say anything, you deny it. Sure enough, your little lover likes to fuck, right?" Rossetti laughed wildly, and deliberately showed the stalwart on her chest, making progress. Stimulate Alice.

Alice stared at Rossetti with resentment on her face. Sure enough, she hated this guy very much, and she satirized herself for no reason.

"I don't like breasts very much either. It's too big, like a balloon growing on my chest. It doesn't look good. What's the beauty of something that doesn't match?" Merlin said lightly, and seriously stated his point of view.

"Haha, did you see that he's not interested in your fat! Give up, Rossetti!" Alice suddenly felt elated, feeling that Merlin was on her side.

"Short breasts are also uncoordinated, right? What are you proud of?" Merlin said helplessly, and couldn't help but hit Alice.

"Ugh!" Alice's face turned pale immediately, and she whispered in a very dissatisfied voice, "What are you doing? You should be talking to me now..."

"Haha, Alice, don't try to overwhelm me. Men like sex. Don't you know why you are so unpopular with men?" Rossetti looked at Alice with sympathy.

"What's so good about two lumps of fat! It's inconvenient to move around! It will become a burden if you don't move at all. I feel pretty good about my figure now!" Alice retorted with a blushing face.

"Really? You feel good and no man will take the initiative to strike up a conversation with you. Only the stupid son of the landlord's family, Arnold, pursues you." Rossetti sat next to Merlin, and clamped his arms with two big balls on his chest, " Hey, little brother, which one do you like? It’s better to admit it honestly~”

"Go away! Rossetti!" Alice pushed Rossetti away and said angrily, "He's mine!"

"Huh!?" Merlin looked at Alice in astonishment, feeling that the words were a bit ambiguous.

"My...my fake husband!" Alice explained clearly, "Don't hook him up!"

The blessings of the opposite state appeared on the heads of the two

Merlin: debuff "Harem Member -1"

Alice: buff "wife status +1"

"Oh~, you are so boring, Alice..." Rossetti went back to the opposite side helplessly, and sat with Da Vinci, "You can even be jealous, and you still say that they are not real husband and wife?"

"No! I just... can't get used to it!" Alice looked at Merlin's side face, thinking that she liked Elgin the Great Swordsman, not Merlin, but Merlin's cooking was delicious. likable...

"Hehe..." Rossetti muttered with a smile, "Obviously a deadly tsundere~"

"Everyone, let's talk about serious matters quickly. If possible, I want to go to the library as soon as possible." Da Vinci said suddenly, probably holding back for a long time, and the delay would make her feel a little dissatisfied.

"Da Vinci, don't be so rigid, wouldn't it be good to chat more with friends? Isn't it boring to hold a book every day?" Rossetti said with his arms around Da Vinci's waist.

"This..." Da Vinci hesitated, and said solemnly, "I don't think it is such a boring thing to acquire more knowledge."