I, the Male Protagonist of the X Series

Of course, young age is also a reason.

Let’s not talk about the honeymoon frenzy period of teenagers and girls, but let’s talk about the opening ceremony of Poseidon.

The architecture is very distinctive, fully in line with the Poseidon style that has always been flamboyant with fluorescent lights on its face.

Resplendent, carved beams and painted buildings, bright lights, giant coral towering, super-large pearls, diamonds and gemstones are everywhere, colorful under the lights can blind the eyes of the audience.

The most peculiar thing is that no matter the decorations or the baffles above the auditorium, they are not only luxurious, the red ones cannot be next to the red ones, and the green ones cannot hinder the green ones. A bunch of poisonous mushroom bushes!

This taste... Fortunately, Medusa did not inherit it, otherwise it would affect Lucifer, would there be salvation in hell?

The opening ceremony is a song and dance performance by the Snake Girl, and there is the most important part of passing the torch.

No ghost knew what kind of fire it was, and it could burn more and more vigorously in the ocean, and finally almost ignited the skirt of the man passing the torch.

In the eyes of Rin, who is used to seeing the opening ceremonies of various events, this is really nothing. Many programs are planned by him, but for the gods, it is good if they have not seen it. Funny, whispering chatter.

The auditorium is full of gods and the people and believers of hell, and they are all rich people. Such expensive tickets are not affordable for ordinary people.

The total net profit of the admission tickets alone is enough to support a grand opening ceremony.

Look at Miss Medusa and her father, Le's mouth can't even close, this big mouth is about to swallow all the blue and green light covering his face.

As the referee, Lucifer was sitting in the center of the referee's seat. Because she was too short, she specially asked someone to make a stool for her to be half a meter taller, so that she looked majestic.

Until the end of the opening ceremony, Rin, as the host, appeared together with Ms. Medusa.

Although he is the host, he has never had a rehearsal, and he doesn't know what the competition items will be at the meeting of the gods.

On the high stage in the super venue that can accommodate tens of thousands of people, Rin has the excitement of being the host and is also curious about the competition items.

After all, such a grand Divine Games was facilitated by him alone!

There is no script line book in hand, only the card with the competition items written on it, and the words are on the inner layer. For the sake of the program effect, Rin can't open it yet.

"Ladies and gentlemen, help them, and welcome to the first session of the God Sea Star God Games. We are here with the prospect of youth and the pursuit of dreams...Balababa, now, please God The bidder for the Olympic Games, Lord Forcus the Sea God, made a speech, give me some applause."

Amidst the cheers and thunderous applause from the audience, the Sea God stood up triumphantly, and began to make a speech that he had prepared long ago. Afterwards... except for the cold and arrogant Levi who said a few words frankly, the other gods were all ready to be excited. Heartfelt tirade.

After the speech was over, Rin and Medusa took the stage again.

Medusa held the magic megaphone and said with a smile: "I can understand that everyone is pressed for time and how much they want to watch an interesting game quickly, so we won't procrastinate, it's also for practicing hard day and night, and I just hope Let's start together, the first game, the lucky athletes who have won the laurels!"

After Medusa paused, Rin knew it was his turn to speak, so he pulled out the lines card gracefully, glanced at the first event, and the smile gradually disappeared... The corners of his mouth twitched endlessly.

There was no way to complain in the crowd, Rin let out a dry cough, and said into the loudspeaker: "The first game, spray water for... one person!"

"Here, let me briefly explain the rules for everyone..."

Chapter 470 Competition makes me happy... a ghost

"The so-called water spray project is to experience the personal control over water, and also to experience the skills taught by the gods and the devil kings."

"The main judgment is based on the height and length of the water sprayed by the athletes. You can use any part of your body to spray water, and make a comprehensive score based on the difficulty of the part and the height and length. For example, the water value of the mouth spray is relatively low, and if it is... ..." Rin paused slightly, and his tone became difficult, "If it is birth...reproduction...qi sprays water, and the score is relatively high, then please invite five athletes to play!"

After finishing his lines, Rin jumped off the stage with a full face like Kaguya died.

What a goddamn game pee!

Your gods...have a highly toxic mad mentality!

Hosting a competition for you all feels that labor and management have lost all integrity!

Rin beeped like a Shizuki, and sat back in his seat with a blank expression on his face.

His eyes swept over the five contestants who appeared on the stage. The first one was a whale, the second was an ancient giant fish monster, the third was a golden slime, the fourth was a male giant, and the fifth was a long So charming, looking at the woman who is dissatisfied with desire.

Oh, there is another place that needs to be mentioned. There is also a tube-like thing on the hands of No. [-] and No. [-]. One is connected under the crotch and the other is connected under the skirt.

It seems... just as Rin predicted, the two MMPs are going to compete with each other...

ghost!

Until the end of the game, Rin still felt that he was too young. No. [-] was indeed peeing, and even broke through the bottom of the sea and pushed directly above the sea level.

Although there is a barrier, the referee team headed by Lucifer and most of the audience agreed that being disgusted was a foul and he was banned for three years.

"Huh? It's obviously very interesting... the young people of today." This was the dissatisfaction of Tefnut who sent the giant player

Therefore, the laurels of victory fell on the head of No. [-] player.

So here comes the question... The girl uses some female specialties and spreads them... so... what method does she use?

Anyway, Rin didn't want to know at all. After the environment of the arena was cleaned up, and he was waiting to go on stage again, his originally excited mood seemed to be a pool of stagnant water.

It is also like a wife who has been married for decades, every time she has sex, she is as dull as a corpse.

Even, want to kill.

Medusa is unwilling to come up, and Sister Yu also has her own temper. There is no way, she can't lose herself without being hosted, right?Even if Rin is reluctant, he still has to play.

"I am very grateful to the five players for bringing you the wonderful event just now. You have also seen that each player has three chances, so the next players don't need to be under too much pressure...Finally, I appeal to everyone not to violate the rules. Come down, let me announce the next game for everyone..."

Pulling out the lines card, Rin couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw the program on it...

Fortunately, there is no need to lose your morals again, this time the competition is quite normal.

"Men and women fancy dance swimming, each team has half an hour to show everyone the most beautiful posture and the most elegant underwater rhythm, then, five groups are welcome to come on stage!"