I, the Male Protagonist of the X Series

Lin choked for a long time and couldn't speak, so he could only helplessly cover his face: "However, no matter how small, the size of Flammulina velutipes is really too much, no girl will want you!"

"What... what?"

The Explosive Clothes Man took two steps back in disbelief, and almost fell off the eaves: "I... Is this not a normal size... This! This is impossible! I have never been to a public toilet, but I also asked about it online. of!"

I'm afraid it's because netizens didn't tell you the truth out of good intentions...

Sure enough, when the initial shyness of the women recovered, a "whispering" sound like thunder exploded.

"Wow... so small, it feels different from what I said in physiology class."

"Yeah, it's smaller than the sculpture...it's fun."

"It feels much smaller than my boyfriend's... this, little mushroom."

"Wow, he's even younger than the youngest uncle I've ever had."

"This... this, I have a lot of experience, and this is the first time I have seen such a small one."

"It feels younger than my brother's, ah, my brother is 11 years old."

"It's very sad to have such a boyfriend, it's not as good as an amb."

Such words one after another almost made the Explosive Clothes Demon collapse. He, who was still complacent, hurriedly pressed the button to make himself a little blocked, looking for a sense of security with snot and tears.

"Even...it's not my fault, Ougasang, Odosang, why do you treat me like this, and you, Hundan! It's all your fault for making me look ugly, why don't you give me a piece of clothing? !"

I feel that the bosses I encounter are always low-energy, and I don't know if it is the fault of the lucky cheat.

With a straight face and a non-aggressive voice, Rin said calmly, "I'm sorry, if my clothes were torn off and something was exposed, I'm afraid you will be even more ashamed and self-abased to the point of committing suicide."

What he said was the truth, but it was a pity that no one could understand it, until the arrogant laughter suddenly came from behind him.

"Hahaha! You really put on a good show for me, that pervert, didn't your little mushroom accidentally twist and dislocate when you were peeing?"

The voice is neutral, you can't tell the difference between men and women, but it sounds like a tone of arrogance, Rin turned around to see who is so hung up, so want to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun, and see the whole picture of the other party , but stunned in place.

She looks very thin, with silver and medium-length hair, abnormally pale complexion, red eyes, and looks pretty, but she tends to be medium-sized, wearing a black and white dress, and her face is full of the most powerful and dick.

Unfortunately, the height is only 1.6 meters (the plot needs to be explained in later chapters).

"Hey! That idiot with big breasts, what's the matter with your pity expression, I don't want to be so short! It's a pity that the reality doesn't allow you to use superpowers! I'm also desperate!"

I really don't know what the relationship between short stature and superpowers is. Anyway, this guy who looks like a villain is really...indistinguishable.

"...I'm not some idiot with big breasts, little girl, please pay attention to me, wait...you look familiar, you seem to see it often in advertisements...err...the number one in Academy City, Accelerator ?”

"Little...Little girl?"

The white-haired girl (boy) pointed at herself, looking at the boy who was clearly the same size as Ta in front of her, and didn't know whether to let him explode and die directly, but Rin's next sentence shocked Ta, and her expression became flustered .

"That... labor and capital... my uncle... Bah! I (the woman claims) is not Accelerator, I am his sister Yuriko Suzuko?"

"Could it be that you, like me, were identified as a female number because of a system recognition error?"

The two uttered their voices almost at the same time, but one was showing sympathy, and the other was showing a liar's slight embarrassment and fury, and their voices overlapped.

Rin was taken aback for a moment, and scratched his head. It was a pity that the girl in front of him was not a poor guy like himself, but a real woman.

On the other hand, the self-proclaimed Yuriko Suzuke, she was stunned for two seconds, just like an old part that had been restored to function, she stretched out her left hand into a fist, and her right hand into a palm. It's good to write this explanation, so let's use this.

"Well, since you are also like this, I will not hide it. It is indeed a system recognition error, so my uncle is actually a man. Wait...you...you are a man?"

The disillusioned expression on his face only stayed for a few seconds before returning to normal. Before he raised his head and showed a nasty smile, he looked at the pervert: "Let me teach you a lesson."

"Wait! He's not..."

Rin hadn't had time to explain that the guy was using cheats instead of abilities, so be careful of this little guy who looks a bit nervous and arrogant. The little guy has already waved his hand and directly manipulated the statue beside Rin to float.

Then, I saw the real collapsed clothes maniac, facing Accelerator, and pressed the remote control button.

At the same time, in desperation, Rin pulled out the child's little beep from the statue, and smashed it at the explosive clothes maniac with all his might.

Almost everything happened at the same time. Little Beep, who flew at the speed of sound, hit the clothes-exploding maniac in the face, and Accelerator was stripped right in front of Rin.

At this time, Rin looked at Accelerator with a dull face: "You...you really are..."

Chapter Two Hundred and Seven

At this moment, Accelerator clamped his legs tightly, turned sideways, covered his chest with his arms while covering somewhere, it was still difficult for others to tell its gender.

Only Rin and Accelerator stood face to face and saw clearly clearly.

"You! Turn your head away for labor and management!"

Acting shyly like a girl, but swearing like a bad boy, this is probably the character of Accelerator, or Suzuko Yuriko.

It's a pity that what he said was listening to the cow and playing the piano. At this time, Rin didn't have the time to control Accelerator. He had already swooped up and picked up the remote control that fell from the abnormal hand of the Flammulina velutipes.

"What is the principle of this plug-in?"

Rin didn't even know why these hookers had to hold a remote control similar to a mobile phone, and all of them were of uniform specifications.

So he flipped the black remote control back and forth and looked at the interface. Except for the two virtual keys, it was empty and there were no extra buttons.

Rin pressed the remote control in his hand at the groaning maniac who fell to the ground, and selected the red virtual button. A red frame suddenly flashed in front of his eyes, but nothing seemed to appear. In short, it was a kind of mysterious And mysterious feeling.

Before contacting them, they seemed to use the cheats as they wished. Rin clicked the red button again, and when the red frame appeared, he looked at the other party's clothes.