I Am Liked by Non-human Beings and Surrounded by Barrage

Also known as [Journey of the Hamster Empire]

Lord God?That's hamster food.

Zerg?Capable of surpassing our hamster empire?nonexistent.

What did you say?Are you a starry sky behemoth, able to traverse the universe?

Come on everyone, here is a new species, let's catch it back and put it in the zoo for the children to see.

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PS6. The chapters on hand are finally finished, applause!

Once the body is light, the whole person is comfortable!

Chapter 72 I think it’s time to explain the world view (modified)

The importance of worldview is self-evident, just like you were chased by your enemies and fell off a cliff to learn a set of Jiuyin magic skills. After ten years of hard training, you broke out of the cliff and wanted to seek revenge from your enemies, but found that the lump on the opposite side turned out to be Huang Yi's painting style shatters the void at every turn.

With one slash, the light of heaven and earth flashed across the sword.

Then you are turned into two halves like a devil being torn apart, not to mention how sour it is!

Therefore, the first thing is to understand the painting style of the world in which you live.

Jia Luo doesn't know how to make rounds. For a straightforward person like him, he always speaks straightforwardly when asked.

When Mozun heard his question, a few laughs came from the thermos cup: "You are a frog in a well, want to ask me something? I said before, why should I answer your question. And..."

Pausing for a moment as if he had had enough of laughing, the Demon Venerable continued in his steady voice: "What can I do if I don't answer you. My primordial soul is weak, but the primordial soul does not need spiritual energy to support it, and it can last for a long time in the world." Therefore, this seat has figured it out. If you can't step into the immortal way, you will die in a hundred years at most, and this seat can wait!"

After hearing this, Jia Luo thought of a stalk: I can't beat the enemy, but I can live longer than him. When he dies, I will go to his grave to play disco, laughing at you idiot, get up and beat me now.

The Mozun's refusal to cooperate was not beyond Jia Luo's expectations.

"Master Mozun..." Jia Luo showed a smile on the corner of his mouth, and said in a slightly mocking tone: "I don't think you know, although you speak very loudly. But Mr. Mozun, are you beaten into this picture by the enemy now?" Ghostly, I think the cultivation world you are in, Mozun, is probably that kind of small world."

"Oh, by the way, you may not understand what a small thousand world is. To put it simply, it is the most trashy and low-level world. Well, it seems trashy to be a Demon Lord in that kind of world!"

Now Jia Luo's expression and speech are startled, and there is a tone of "Wow! I can't believe it, how can you be such a rubbish".

The audience masters watched for a while, and felt like they had seen it somewhere.

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"Well, this is probably the character of villain A who mocks the protagonist..."

"This protagonist, I give full marks for his mocking tone..."

"No, no, I think it's too straightforward, the Demon Lord won't be fooled..."

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"Bah, shut up!" Mozun didn't wait for the bastard to finish speaking, and there was a furious voice in an instant.

"This seat has been rampant in the world for thousands of years, and no bastard dares to speak nonsense in front of this seat! Let this seat tell you about the size of the world and make you look down on this seat!"

Uh, it's rare to see such an upright Mozun nowadays.The spectators were stunned.

But what Mozun thinks is—a great shame and humiliation, it's fine to be caught by a mortal, the original soul state itself has no means of attack, and it is the most vulnerable moment for a cultivator.

The primordial soul of ordinary low-level cultivators will be extinguished when encountering a strong wind, and will be burned when encountering a sun, so the devil is much more powerful. Even the primordial soul is very strong and difficult to be destroyed.

"Listen well, the three thousand worlds you said are divided into high and low is farting. The size of the universe is infinite, and the past, present, and future are all included in it. Time is like a river, and all living beings follow the waves without knowing it. They think they are heaven and earth. Changes with time. In fact, time is like ice, with neither past nor future..."

There is a lot of content, but after listening to it for a while, Jia Luo found that he couldn't understand.

"Master Mozun, can you explain it more simply? I'm not very qualified to understand."

Jia Luo said this without any surprise now, as if making the request for granted.

I have heard too many words about being stupid, and I feel that it is nothing!

"..." Mozun was stunned by his impassioned enthusiasm, and Mozun was stunned. He had never seen such a shameless top-quality trash.

I've seen someone with a face of bitterness and hatred before, or a face of hard work, but I've never seen such a self-willed and depraved guy!

"All worlds are silhouettes of the original world. The world is infinite, and there is no distinction between high and low worlds. They are all at the same level. If you want to travel through the world, you must at least pass the fifth level of tribulation. It is simple enough for me to say so!"

"What Master Mozun said is really easy to understand, and it's easy to understand!"

Gallo complimented immediately.

"Master Mozun, I still don't know one thing when I'm young. I heard from the system that if you swallow the golden elixir of good fortune, you will explode and die, but I saw that Lord Mozun seemed to be safe and sound after swallowing it. Could it be that Lord Mozun is the same as me? What Extinct Body?"

Gallo frowned suspiciously.

"Stupid, I am so talented, how can I be such a waste of wood like you. Before swallowing the golden elixir, you must first practice the exercises. The difficulty of that set of exercises is beyond imagination. Others can't practice it at all. Only people like me can do it. Talented and intelligent people, who have practiced their skills to the extreme, will melt the golden core immediately after swallowing it."

The Demon Lord said contemptuously.

"I don't believe it. Mozun, you must be exaggerating the facts! If I practice that set of exercises, it will be effective within three to five days."

Jia Luo showed a confident look.

Mozun was angry for a while, what kind of underestimate this kid is, he can be refined in three to five days.

"Okay, you can practice it for me. The name of the exercise is "Ming Xin Washes the Sword, Three Transformations, Nine Mysteries, Supreme Heart Art"..."

Behind him, the Demon King laughed back in anger, and spoke out the content of the exercises quickly. Jia Luo listened carefully, and the heart formula was really obscure, even more difficult to understand than the classical Chinese that he learned in school, and it was difficult to remember.

The exercises are about [-] words long.It is so mysterious that non-talented and intelligent people cannot interpret it.And this exercise is not for cultivation, it is just a exercise for better absorption of drugs and reduction of drug resistance.But don't underestimate this skill, if you don't have drug resistance, you will be able to soar if you take drugs.

"Hehe, you understand, no, I wrote it down."

Still want to practice?

Mozun will stand on the sidelines and see if this idiot can write it down.

It is not difficult to say that this seat thinks it is a little difficult.

If someone had dared to say such things to Mo Zun before, he would have been shot to death before he could say anything.

"Well... I don't remember."

Jia Luo said sincerely, don't talk about the content of the exercise, he even forgot the name of the exercise.

He doesn't remember, but there are five thousand barrage bosses behind him to help me remember, I really can't remember and I can't record!

As the saying goes, technology changes life, and it does.

"Hahaha, idiot!"

The ignorant Mozun laughed.

Well, it's worth saying so, to let this short-sighted, stupid mortal know what a horrible being he's messed with.

Mozun breathed a sigh of relief, and his anger subsided a little.

In fact, the average Transcending Tribulation Immortal doesn't have too many emotions and desires, and no matter how big things happen, they can be as stable as Mount Tai.

However, Mozun is different, what he cultivates is to be happy, everything goes according to my heart, and everything that goes wrong will die.

So, don't talk about wisdom, tricks, and calculations with the Demon Lord.

With tyrannical strength, coupled with the eyes of heaven to see through lies and conspiracies, all conspiracies and tricks encountered will be crushed directly. Mozun likes to tell you with his fists that if you have strength but no brains, you are still invincible in the world (almost close to invincible).

This is a bit too much, Mozun still occasionally uses his brain.

For example, now, Mozun immediately realized that he had been hit by this bastard's aggressive method.

"How dare you deceive me with a trick!"

The demon lord burst out in anger.

"Actually, I didn't expect you to be fooled!"

Gallo said honestly.

It's true, he didn't expect Mozun to be so stupid... cute?

Chapter 73 Arise to Cultivate Immortals (Modified)

Jia Luo was really just giving it a try. If he really couldn't get along with the Demon Lord, he planned to learn that magic book, and if he had the talent, he would learn these magics.

If you don't have talent, let the policewoman learn it.

However, the system said to spend points to interpret magic books, that is really something that people with mental disabilities would do. According to what the BOSS said, people who can interpret magic books should be locked up in the room!

"you……"

Hearing this, Lord Mozun is going to explode in anger.

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"Seeing the behavior of the demon king, I feel that my IQ has been QJ..."

"Same as the previous one, it feels like watching the legend of the Monkey King, playing with monkeys..."

"I don't know if it's because the Demon Lord has a low IQ, or if the protagonist's constant mental retardation is really powerful..."

"Looking at the appearance of the demon king before he appeared, well, I think he has both!"

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"If I really have a halo of mental retardation, believe it or not, I will become a star or something, and dementia the whole world, believe it or not!"

Jia Luo muttered, and couldn't help but think: "If I'm really like this, it would be interesting."

As for whether it is interesting to have mental retardation, or it is interesting to reduce the intelligence of people all over the world, it is not known.

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It felt like an insult to lie to such a technical word, and after obtaining the exercises, Jia Luo came to the room where the policewoman was locked up.

When the door was pushed open, there was no movement inside.