I Brush Attributes from Ghosts

He has been with You Wang for many years, and Mei Wang understands You Wang's disposition, and You Wang cannot know these things.

So Mei Wang deliberately teased You Wang, just like a joke between sisters.

You Wang was sitting on the sofa knitting a scarf, and Mei Wang was lying on the sofa, with his legs kicking like swimming. The flowing water-shaped body with slender legs and hips perfectly outlined the sexiness and charm.

"Little master, where is your mobile phone, I want to play."

"Mei'er, don't you have a mobile phone? What are you going to do?"

"I want to chat with the little dirty as the little master, and tease the little dirty."

Mei Wang snickered, took You Wang's mobile phone, clicked on the phone's V message, and found the profile picture marked as Xiao Dirty.

Xiaoye: "Is Xiaosou here?"

At this time, King Mei replaces You Wang and prepares to chat with Xiao Wu.

After sending out the message, King Mei looked at King You.

"Little master, do you think Xiao Shou can recognize that the person chatting with him is not himself?"

"I don't know, maybe I can't recognize it. This is not a meeting in person, and there is no voice contact."

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King Mei and King You are playing jokes.

at the same time.

A five-star hotel in Pengcheng, Wang Ping is checking in at the hotel.

"Landlady, I'm sorry, maybe I farted too much yesterday, and there was a lot of methane. In addition, I habitually closed the windows when I went out, resulting in a closed space, which can be called a secret room for storing methane."

Wang Ping called the landlady of Crystal Apartment to explain the cause of the explosion.

Hearing the explanation, the landlady's wife looked dazed, feeling like she was a tree with rows of fruit hanging all over her body.

Is Mr. Wang Ping trying to say that farting creates methane and triggers an explosion?

"Mr. Wang Ping, your explanation is too... rare, so how did you say that the methane in your room was ignited and exploded?"

The landlady shook her head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, it was obvious that she didn't believe Wang Ping's words.

Farting and lighting a fire can indeed explode, but yesterday's explosion of that scale is undoubtedly the same as the TNT explosion, so how many farts can be waited to cause an explosion of that scale?

At least a few tons of farts, right?

Fortunately, the landlady's wife knew Wang Ping well, and she was gentle. The first thing she cared about in the explosion was not the damage caused by the explosion in room 201, but whether there were any casualties, especially Wang Ping, who lived in room 201.

If it were someone else, Wang Ping's explanation would probably be yelled outright.

"You fart!!"

Note that this sentence does not mean that Wang Ping farts and blows up the house, but a curse.

"Madam, I just bought a Samsung mobile phone yesterday, but I didn't bring it out when I went out today, so I left it at home to charge it." Wang Ping said leisurely.

Hearing this, the landlady's wife suddenly realized.

Got it, this is a Samsung phone exploding, igniting methane and causing a big bang!

Although she still didn't believe Wang Ping's nonsense, she could still imagine that scene.

It was a room full of farts, and a touch-screen mobile phone with a Samsung logo was plugged into a table to charge.

suddenly!

There was a chirping sound, and the charging port of the Samsung mobile phone with the charging cable plugged in was smoking.

Immediately afterwards, the Samsung mobile phone spontaneously ignited with a bang, and exploded with a burst of flames.

It was as if the plague was spreading. The moment the flame ignited, the farts that filled the room were ignited, and the room instantly turned into a sea of ​​flames and exploded.

The picture is full of sense and has great impact.

This is an explosion that seemed to blow up the room, but actually a Samsung mobile phone blew up the room.

"As long as you're fine, I thought Mr. Wang Ping was in the house."

The landlord's wife felt relieved, Wang Ping's vigorous nonsense showed that he was fine.

"I'm really sorry to make the landlady worry. Don't worry, I caused this matter and I will take responsibility. I will send you money now."

Ding!Alipay transfer 300 million

"Mr. Wang Ping, you are calling too much, you don't need 300 million yuan." The landlady was shocked.

300 million is not enough to renovate a house, it is enough to buy a villa.

"Landlady, Lily told me that the explosion in my room 201 also affected Lily's room next door and the rooms of several neighbors around. You can use the 300 million to repair the Crystal Apartment, and the rest will be used to compensate the neighbors for damages."

"If it's not enough, you're asking for it from me."

The landlady quickly said: "Enough, enough, the neighbors who were blown up didn't suffer much, and they were all short-term renters, and they didn't bring any valuables. After the decoration and compensation, there is still 300 million yuan left."

Wang Ping didn't care, and while filling out the hotel registration, he smiled and said, "It's okay, then use the rest to renovate room 201, or you can expand room 201."

With the explosion in room 201, Wang Ping didn't intend to leave and buy a house to live by himself.

I turned on the system after I lived in Room 201, and lived for a long time. Wang Ping has feelings for the Crystal Apartment and plans to live like this. Even if Wang Ping is rich now, he can buy a house and live in it himself. .

Besides, Wang Ping likes the atmosphere of the crystal apartment very much. From time to time, college girls come to live there, and Wang Ping can even tease the female residents at the apartment residents' gatherings.

"Then why don't I help you connect Miss Lili's room next door with yours and make a separate door?" The landlady's wife intentionally matched Chu Lili and Wang Ping.

She could tell that Chu Lili had a very good relationship with Wang Ping.

That good relationship, every time Wang Ping meets Chu Lili when he goes out, he always slaps Chu Lili's cock like an iron buddy, saying "Hi, brother."

"The landlady is deeply in my heart." Wang Ping chuckled.

Then, we chatted a few more words.

At the end, Wang Ping puffed up his chest, smiled at the front desk of the hotel counter, and said, "Madam, the money is something outside of your body, it's only 300 million, if you have any extra, you can spend it, I'm not short of money. "

After hanging up the phone, Wang Ping took the ID card from the front desk.

"This is the most expensive room in your hotel, isn't it?"

"Yes, sir." The receptionist blinked his eyes and obviously fired at Wang Ping.

You know, the current Wang Ping himself has cultivated a noble and upright spirit, and he has a much more temperament than ordinary people. In addition to his clean face, and his young grade, he is also very rich. How can this not attract girls.

The most important thing is that the front desk could tell that Wang Ping was deliberately showing off in front of her.

As for why it is showing off, anyone with a little brain can understand it.

"Sir, our hotel has good service. If you have any dissatisfaction, call customer service and I will come to the door to inquire in person to ensure that guests are satisfied with a comfortable housing experience. This is the purpose of our hotel." The front desk winked.

Wang Ping smiled: "Today I watch the stars at night, so it is not suitable for descendants to sacrifice to the sky."

Hearing this, the front desk was stunned for a moment, and understood in an instant.

After teasing the front desk, Wang Ping walked into the elevator. Wang Ping was quite disgusted with the behavior of such a big pig at the front desk.

"I am such a pure person, how could I be tempted." Wang Ping pressed the elevator switch and muttered to himself.

Since the front desk was far away from the elevator, I didn't hear Wang Ping's words, otherwise I would have roared with my arms crossed.

"You were the one who tempted me first, okay, so how could it be me who tempted you?"

The elevator doors closed.

Wang Ping sighed: "It's better for Xiaoye and Crazy Girl, they are all pure and pure, unlike these big pigs outside."

Ok?

Thinking of Xiaoye and Chu Lili, Wang Ping picked up his phone and looked at it, and found that Xiaoye had sent a message.

Xiaoye: "Is Xiaosou here?"

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao has arrived.

Wang Ping frowned frivolously, and quickly entered information in the chat column.

Demon King: "Here."

On the other side, King You's villa.

Mei Wang was playing with You Wang's mobile phone, and when he received a message from Wang Ping, his beautiful eyes lit up and narrowed into charming crescent shapes.

"Little master, our sharing husband sent a message, let me tease you."

Touching King Mei's forehead, King You didn't mind that King Mei used his V letter to chat with Wang Ping.

"Don't be molested when the time comes, but you will be molested instead. The dirty power of the little filth is rare in the world."

Chapter 410 Xiaoye No. [-], come out and be "beaten"

"I don't believe it." Mei Wang was full of confidence.

Xiaoye: "What are you doing?"

The Demon King: "I'm wondering whether to go exploring in the cave. I haven't been there for a long time. I want to take my children and grandchildren to explore and enjoy the different cave scenery."

"You may not believe it, but today I set a small goal for the future of my children and grandchildren, to play on the biggest mountain, to see the most beautiful cave, so that my children and grandchildren will never forget to return."

Mei Wang instantly understood what Wang Ping meant, her beautiful eyes widened slightly, and she pointed at the phone and shouted proudly.

"This is the true filthy demon king!"

Mei Wang, who was always charming and charming, had a look of astonishment on his beautiful face, and You Wang burst out laughing.

"I told you a long time ago, the little filth is very filthy, and I never leave the filth in my words."

"Interesting, interesting."

Mei Wang suddenly became interested, and the perfect figure that was lying on his stomach straightened up, and sat on the sofa, with his legs bent, and his knees resting on his chest.