I Brush Attributes from Ghosts
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Old Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Xiu! Brother Bengdi, you are really emotional and bleeding."
Everyone was shown by the operation of the graveyard dance, with an expression of "Ru Zhixiu, Chen Duxiu can't match!".
Grave Bundi clasped his fists together: "Don't dare to act, dare not act! To be honest, this is what the boss taught me just now."
When the words sounded, everyone was stunned.
next moment.
Everyone present was stunned, all staring sideways.
"Senior Chi You taught this?"
"So...Senior Chi You is that Xiu'er..."
"I now understand a little bit why the members of the Hundred Ghosts Night Walk are so happy. I'm afraid it has something to do with Senior Chi You."
"What kind of boss is there, what kind of members are there."
"Senior Chi You still has such a side."
The government masters couldn't laugh or cry, Senior Chi You was so coquettish, he thought he was a cold generation, it seemed that he was thinking too much.
Boss full of anger.
This is the brand-new understanding of the leader of the Hundred Ghosts Night Walk by the government experts.
Lu Guang rubbed his head: "Master, do you know that the spitting blood of the benefactor is taught by Senior Chi You?"
Kong Qing Buddha is sitting on the seat, holding a spoon to drink the seafood Buddha Jumping Wall soup.
After taking a few sips, Kongqing put his palms together and spoke leisurely.
"Amitabha, just before the bridal chamber, the poor monk listened to the conversation between the Bendi benefactor and Senior Chi You, and heard the Bendi benefactor asking how to receive the guests, so as to show his hospitality."
So far, the words are beyond words.
As expected, Kongqing Buddha's head knew the reason why Bundi vomited blood in advance, so he took the opportunity to drink and test the poison boldly.
"Amitabha, this Buddha jumps over the wall is delicious and not poisonous. The poor monk is trying to see if the king crab is poisonous."
Immediately, in the next toast, Tou Bengdi clinked glasses with Zhang Hao and the others to toast one by one, and he must vomit blood once, as if he didn't want money.
Not once did he vomit blood.
After toasting more than a dozen people in a row, the graveyard dancers couldn't hold on anymore.
"I can't do it, Haze, I can't stand it anymore if you come to toast."
Died in the smog and sighed: "Bengdi, why did your drinking capacity become so bad, it's only a few drinks and you can't do it."
"You think too much. I'm not drunk. I'm about to vomit anemia. If I drink any more, I'll die."
At this time, the expression of "who can stand this" was written on the face of Bundi Bengtou.
Obviously, he was afraid of becoming the most anemic ghost in history.
Zhang Hao and the others couldn't laugh or cry, it's too beautiful to dance on the graveyard.
"Continue with the dance, at worst, you will be the first ghost to die of anemia, and you will live forever." The undercover Taoist priest laughed.
"Go, go, go, you don't want Bilian's dogecoins, I'm picking up guests for you, and you still have the heart to make fun of me."
"I was wrong, Bundi, I'll toast for you now." The undercover Taoist priest smiled all over his face, "Come learn how to drink blood with my emotional iron, Jian, come, let me vomit first as a respect!"
Seeing the undercover Taoist priest learning the toasting method of dancing on the grave, Zhang Hao and others burst out laughing.
This kind of toasting method is also dared to be used by Baigui Yaxing, and it is replaced by people who vomit and vomit to death in minutes.
The Taoist priest went undercover and died on the top of the smog gang, and the graveyard suddenly took a breath.
He took out a bottle of Yin Qi and inhaled it, bragging with Lao Chen while inhaling.
"Old Chen, you said that Boss' toast is very good, no, no, this is just a trick for Boss, he has a lot of flirty ideas."
"In terms of swearing, I discussed it with the boss a few days ago, and I found out that the boss shouldn't be too harsh in swearing."
Bengdi took a deep breath of Yin Qi, looking refreshed.
I don't know, seeing the expression on the grave, I thought he was "poisoned".
Immediately, Grave Head jumped and said.
"Ordinary people, we are all grass mud horses when we swear, what are you doing, but the boss doesn't use dirty words when he swears."
"The boss taught me that if you want to scold a man, just scold, "I wish you to become a person like Mou Kun and Lu Han in the future."
hiss!
Old Chen widened his eyes and gasped.
"Wori, this scolding is too harsh!"
……
(PS: Not a personal attack, not a personal attack, not a personal attack, just for entertainment, calm down!)
Chapter 360: Are You Naturally Rebellious In Your Crotch?
Zhang Hao spouted the wine out of his mouth, and Chu Lili and the two girls looked at each other and covered their mouths with a chuckle.
You can still scold people like this.
"This may be the worst time for Mou Kun and Lu Han to be hacked." Shangguan Jianguo couldn't help but spit.
"No, I don't think it's black. After all, it's the meaning of cursing people." Lu Hongwu rubbed his chin, and then whispered to himself: "It seems that I can use this sentence to swear in the future. It's not bad."
"Brother Bundi, what else is there to scold? You just said scolding a man, but what about scolding a woman?" Old Chen's eyes lit up, full of expectation.
Immediately, Zhang Hao and others all looked over.
After chatting for so long, they finally understood Baigui Yaxing, not to mention the strength of Baigui Yaxing, but the degree of excellence, that is definitely the devil among ghosts.
"It's a pity that Mr. Wang Ping didn't come." Shangguan Jianguo said again.
Zhang Hao and the others nodded when they heard the words, which is a pity.
As Wang Ping's friends, Shangguan Jianguo and others all know Wang Ping's show, and Hundred Ghosts' Night Walk is also very showy. If the two collide, what will the show look like?
"If Mr. Wang Ping comes, he will definitely get along with Brother Bundi and the others." Lu Hongwu said bluntly.
"Yes, of course there are people who swear, and the boss swears more than that." Bengdi replied to Lao Chen.
Afterwards, Bundi chattered endlessly and turned on the chatterbox mode.
"In addition to this X-kun, the boss also said that you can still curse people like this, for example, if you meet a man, you can say, grass mud horse, you Wang Baoqiang!"
"As for how to scold a woman, you can scold her, "Why do you look like a sketch, so abstract", "Your crotch is born rebellious, right? "Did your mother throw away the person when she gave birth to you and raise the placenta?" ""
Lao Chen, Zhang Hao and others were dumbfounded and called 6666.
"I learned it, I learned it." Old Chen Xi smiled.
On the other side, Wang Ping, who was sitting with Kongqing Foshou, Murong Fei and other exorcist masters, shook his head helplessly when he heard the words of the tomb.
This guy, Bundi, asked himself these things yesterday and thought he was going to scold someone, so where did he come from today's show.
Hearty laughter sounded.
Sitting on the main seat with Wang Ping, the head of Jiuming Village had a bold smile.
"Brother Chi You, your way of swearing at people is really special and interesting. I think I can use these to swear at people when I disagree with you at the Ten Thousand Clans Conference in the future."
Today is the wedding of Princess Jiuming and the undercover Taoist priest. As the parents of Princess Jiuming, the village head of Jiuming and the strongest person in the country of Jiuming are here.
As he said that, Village Chief Jiuming asked curiously.
"Who is that Lu Han and Mou-kun? Is he ugly?"
"Father, Lu Han and Xun Kun don't look ugly." Princess Jiuming laughed, took out the photos of Mou Kun and Lu Han on Baidu on her mobile phone, and handed it to the village chief Xiang Jiuming.
Taking the phone and looking at it, Village Chief Jiuming showed doubts.
"Hey, these two female dolls are not ugly, they are pretty, but their hair is a little short."
"Brother Jiuming, this is a man."
"Male? Are you kidding me?" Village Chief Jiuming was surprised.
He turned his neck and looked at Princess Jiuming.
"Daughter, are these two women of X-kun the one you said that is very popular in Huaxia now, "Take it out and be bigger than you"?"
Princess Jiuming didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she opened her mouth to explain, but at this moment someone rushed in.
boom!
A person stumbled and ran in, looking in a hurry, with a look of anxiety on his face.
"No, something happened! General Murong, something happened!"
Murong Fei put down his wine glass, frowned slightly: "Xiaochen, why are you so frizzy, what happened?"
A government official named Xiaochen listened to Murong Fei and told the information he had brought.
"What did you say?!" Murong Fei stood up from the chair in fright, and the chairs behind him fell to the ground.
His voice was not restrained in the slightest, and everyone in the banquet hall could hear it.
For a moment, everyone looked over.
"Quick! Prepare the fastest plane for me, go!" Murong Fei's decadent appearance no longer exists, replaced by anxiety.
"Admiral Murong, I've already ordered the plane to be prepared, now we just need to rush there."
The confused conversation between the two monks Zhang Er confused everyone.
What's going on here?
Without waiting for everyone to ask, Murong Fei turned to Village Chief Jiuming, his eyes were undisguised and serious.
"Senior Jiuming, something happened in the Jiuming Kingdom. Half an hour ago, the Barduo Kingdom launched a surprise attack on your Jiuming Kingdom."
boom!
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