A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

"Really?" Bai Di rubbed the back of his head: "What does this have to do with me being hunted down?"

"You can play dirty jokes in front of a minor as if nothing had happened. How can you pretend to be innocent at a time like this?"

Bai Jue raised his middle finger, and his eyes became more subtle: "It turns out that in your past life, you were either played to death by your daughter, or you were tortured by women... You must have been very happy in your past life, I'm afraid it wasn't singing every night, sleeping in the warm tent in Furong Spring, Ruanyu Wenxiang hugged you in my arms, but it made you pissed off. I'm afraid it's because I couldn't control my lower body and turned into a human-shaped self-propelled cannon. As a result, I planted too many seeds everywhere. When other people's creditors come to the door, I can only be a Bo Qinglang is running around, this is no longer a question of whether to lose face or not, your current behavior perfectly demonstrates the self-cultivation of a scumbag, and you even pass on this kind of dross truth to me as life experience, yes, yes, I never I have never seen such a shameless person, I really want to record this passage and find a chance to play it for Sister Bu to see if her expression is as wonderful as I imagined."

"...It's really not easy for you to finish such a long sentence in one breath." Bai Di tilted his head, and he spread his hands: "But the boy misunderstood, you may not believe me when I tell you, I'm still a virgin."

"Oh hoo? The man who told me over and over again that he is persistent and tough is actually a virgin. Are you trying to laugh me to death and inherit my scorpion group?" Bai Jue clapped expressionlessly, now the old man Bai's words didn't sound convincing at all to him.

This couldn't help making someone Bai think wrong.

Under such circumstances, why was Bai Di hunted down by Brunhilde?Why does he want to avoid love debt?Because there must be more than one share of love debt, then this guy must have offended more than one or two girls.

Stepping on multiple boats and sleeping all over, isn't this scumbag?Isn't this a humanoid self-propelled gun?

The more he thought about it, the more reasonable Bai Jue felt, and he almost made up more than a dozen movies in his brain at once.

"Stop, friend!" Bai Di recalled his words carefully, and found a very serious problem, he added: "The persistent and hard I said absolutely does not contain any sexual implication!"

"You have a use for my sexual insinuations. In my opinion, you are just showing off your rich experience as a gun king." Bai Jue said coldly: "If you plan to rely on sex to decide the winner, please allow me reject."

"Fart! Listen to people talking, surnamed Bai!" Bai Di jumped on his feet and said, "Who wants to win or lose with you by sex? How can men fight!"

"When did you have the illusion that men can't have sex..." Bai Jue stopped suddenly when he said this, the air at the scene froze for a while, and the atmosphere was stiff, as if even time and space stood still for a few seconds.

Suddenly realizing something, Bai Jue took a deep breath, and sighed, "I'm sorry, can I abstain?"

"You? Suddenly realized what a mess! Throw away those superfluous thoughts to me!" Bai Di couldn't help but swear: "I'm talking about the persistence of the spirit and will, and the hardness is the hardness of the body! If your body and spirit If you can't bear it, don't talk about saving the world!"

"But you clearly said that you can be tough." Bai Jue still remained skeptical: "You also said that you were tortured by women."

"I have thick skin and thick flesh and I am often hanged and beaten. Do you think there is a problem with my endurance?" Is there a problem with women tossing?"

Bai Jue thought for a while, and reluctantly accepted his statement.

"Okay, let me just trust you once, and reserve my own opinion..."

Swept away by Bai Jue's subtle "I'm really listening" gaze, Bai Di felt even more sad. He took a deep breath and made a precise prediction like a curse: "It's okay if you don't understand now...but you will sooner or later Will understand my pain!"

"Impossible, it doesn't exist." Bai Jue denied it flatly: "It's just a fantasy, how could I become like you, and have time to curse me in circles here, it's better to say it directly Understood, how do you compare?"

Bai Di glanced at the innocent young man, and didn't worry about how many hatchets had been erected on his head.

Lao Bai rubbed his hands.

"My suggestion is this, let's compare the endurance, that is, the strength of spiritual will."

"This is the spiritual world, the space of consciousness, which will change with the changes of people's spiritual will."

Bai Di snapped his fingers, and the white space around him suddenly changed from an empty space to a blue sea.

After thinking for a while, Bai Jue nodded and said, "So, the space itself can also be transformed into various illusions."

"That's right, although it's an illusion, it's infinitely close to reality. Even if you know it's fake and realize that it's an illusion, you still can't get rid of the entanglement of the illusion." Bai Di's smile hides an evil taste: "This use It is the most appropriate to compete for willpower."

"Is this illusion generated randomly, or is it shared?" Bai Jueyi pointed out, "It's all the same spiritual illusion?"

"No, no, no, this is too unfair to you." Bai Di shook his finger: "Illusions are different. The two of us each set up a level for each other, and we can enter a total of three keywords. Whoever insists first will not Hold on, whoever loses, or whoever finds a way to break the game first, wins."

"Oh?" Bai Jue became interested: "Is there still such a game?"

"How to play?" Bai Di sighed with bad taste: "Don't cry later, I haven't used this function a few times since it was developed, but it's always accurate when I'm torturing others."

"That's great."

Bai Jue smiled disapprovingly, turned his head and spit out four words to Bai Di: "Two wins in three rounds."

"Are you afraid that one game is not enough?" Bai Di raised his eyebrows: "Young man, why are you so diligent in trying to die?"

"I'm afraid you won't be convinced." Bai Jue rubbed his hands: "Stop talking nonsense, let's start. I haven't tried such a new thing."

Bai Di smiled: "Okay, let's start."

【Please choose your keywords】

At the same time as the voice fell, Bai Jue and Bai Di were isolated separately.

A virtual screen appeared in front of Bai Jue. There were three blank spaces in the screen, and there were nine pinyin keys below it.

"Why the nine buttons on the phone?" Bai Jue complained.

[Because the lingua franca of the multiverse is Chinese]

The voice that answered Bai Jue was a nice female voice.

"This joke..." Bai Jue laughed awkwardly.

【Please choose your keywords】

Bai Jue thought for a while, these three key words are used to set up Bai Di's illusion, then the question comes, what is Bai Di afraid of?

He thought for a while, and typed three key words without thinking.

【Brünnhilde】【Hatchet】【Sura Field】

A set of three in a row, the beginning is the most ruthless.

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