A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

"Mom, I suddenly feel like I'm in love." Big Whale murmured.

Bai Jue raised his hand, bowed left and right at the big whale, and slapped his ears.

"Wake up! That's a man! The one with handles! Don't be fooled by his appearance!"

The big whale just woke up. He turned around and bumped his head against the wall. There were several bang bang bang bangs, and the wall trembled.

"Ahhh, me? I just fell in love with a man just now! It's too scary! Let me hit a wall to calm my mind!"

"What are you doing?" Li Qinglian showed a helpless expression. After his face was covered, his eyes showed a gentle and sad look. The funny eyes are also captivating.

"I'm still holding the pipa and half covering my face..." Bai Jue took a few steps back, and stuck it directly against the wall, his heart beating fast: "I'm even more convinced! You definitely made up your mind to make trouble at the scene! "

Bei Gao took off his mask, and he swears: "I'll go to hell with you."

"It's better if you don't wear it." Bai Jue thought for a while: "But if you don't wear it, I'm afraid the atmosphere of the scene will be very bad. You might as well cover your face completely."

Bei Gao thought: "Like an Ultraman mask like Ye Yu?"

"That's too outrageous. With your literary quality, can't you think of a mask that looks good?" Bai Jue suddenly became interested: "Why don't the three of us wear masks to attend the blind date meeting, so that you won't be caught off guard?" I feel very ashamed, hey, speaking of it, I also feel ashamed to show my face in public."

"I want to wear a mask too?" Big Whale was taken aback: "Then what if we don't recognize us?"

"You're stupid, you can still perceive your breath with a mask on. Just write the word 'lost' on the mask, and everyone will understand." Bai Jue patted the big whale on the shoulder and comforted: "You Do you understand what I mean?"

"Fart!" Zheng Wenqian stared: "Are you embarrassing me in public?"

"Isn't this what you're good at?" Bai Jueyu said earnestly, "Talent display is very important."

The big whale squinted: "Then what mask are you going to wear? Do you write white on the mask?"

Bai Jue took out a mask from his arms, it was the one Mary gave him, and he shook it: "I have it myself, and someone gave it to me before, as long as I wear this mask, the breath will be completely cut off, except Others who are acquainted will never recognize it."

Zheng Wenqian didn't believe it: "Keep blowing, I'll listen carefully, I can see my figure and hair color at a glance."

"Really?" Bai Jue smiled: "Then you come and feel it."

He put on the mask, and the moment the mask covered his face, his whole demeanor changed suddenly, his hair turned silvery white, his eyes behind the mask were shining golden, and there was a melodious... meowing sound from his shoulder.

A palm-sized feline creature meowed, and the cute tiger stood on Bai Jue's shoulder with a majestic expression, showing the majesty of a "cute tiger roaring".

"What is this?" Big Whale was not surprised by Bai Jue's temperament change, but even more surprised that he summoned a cute pet casually.

"White tiger, isn't it scary?" Bai Jue picked up the white tiger and stroked its hair. The shrunken white tiger was almost like an orange cat.

"It's scary..." Zheng Wenqian said jokingly, "I almost got blood all over my face."

He couldn't understand that the destructive power of this cute creature after it was released from its true form was enough to shake the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder.

Li Qinglian stared at Baihu with a strange expression, he opened his mouth, looked at Baijue with a complicated expression, wanted to say something, but gave up, and finally said without words: "Forget it, just be happy..."

"How about it? I think the proposal of the three masked brothers is OK." Bai Jue eagerly said, "Come and try?"

Big Whale spread his hands: "I have no objection."

Bei Gao also nodded: "You are fine, of course I have no objection."

He raised his hand and threw out a piece of rice paper. The principles of heroic spirits were used as ink. He wrote vertically and horizontally on the rice paper, writing two sheets of paper in a row. mask.

Beigao's mask has a strange shape, and there are complex patterns and pendants on the mask.

The mask of the big whale is simple in shape, and there is only a large character on the mask.

The big whale stared at it, and exclaimed: "This character is really handsome, the strokes are vigorous and powerful, and the handwriting is integrated, the pen is like a snake, good calligraphy, good calligraphy!"

Bei Gao added lightly: "The word is cool."

"...Pfft!" Bai Jue laughed until he hit the wall.

"MMP, I'm exaggerating..." Big Whale's expression was distraught.

"Don't worry, it's an ancient seal. Few people recognize it, and even if they recognize it, few know what it means." Bei Gao put on a mask with a smile. Chic temperament.

Even if the number one beauty in China covers his face, he will not become mediocre because of this, but will make his other neglected characteristics appear one by one. It is not that he has nothing without this face, but that he has nothing without his face. This face, he is not inferior to his previous self.

In fact, many people are like this. Because one feature is too prominent, other highlights are covered up. For example, the big whale, assuming he is no longer ashamed, then... emmm, let's change the topic.

Big Whale also put on a mask, although the change was not as great as that of Bai Jue and Bei Gao, but it also gave him an extra boldness... coolness.

Three teenagers walked into the venue of the blind date meeting. Wearing masks, they undoubtedly became a group of unique people in the crowd.

And it was destined, they were also destined to become a mudslide in this blind date meeting.

time flows slowly,

The sick and weak woman leaned on the railing and waited quietly for that person, and the sage observed the ups and downs in Quexianqiao's eyes.

Li Xiuning combed her hair and looked at herself in the mirror, Li Shiming opened the closet and took off a black dress.

Su Yuan'er pressed his heart and listened to the accelerated heartbeat, while the fire-proof girl sat indoors and sipped the tea quietly.

Mary and Liu Xiu walked side by side on the Zijin City Tower. The road was difficult and Xiao Wu passed Gao Wen with a smile.

Everything is about to kick off... At this moment of joy, a certain young man surnamed Bai who was unwilling to be lonely also came to the main world.

ps1: Tomorrow is 520... Do I want to post dog food?Or... some arsenic?

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