A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

"...Actually." The boy in the Ultraman mask said helplessly, "The one over there is my niece..."

No one expected that for this reason, the police uncle and the sheriff all called over, and they made such a big circle.

The little girl on the side also ran over, and offered to hug the boy's thigh, this scene shocked the eyes of everyone.

The car turned too fast, even the steering wheel was thrown out.

Passers-by slipped one after another and almost rushed to the street collectively.

Even Bai Jue was taken aback by the thunder, and he looked at the big whale: "Niece? So he bought the lollipop to make his niece happy? Do you think the other party is as perverted as you, because the lolicon Because of his physique, he has a strong desire to protect the young girl, so you couldn't help but rushed up, and directly used the king's levator anus on him from behind?"

Big Whale thought about it carefully, and he clapped his hands: "It seems to be true, so it makes sense."

"..." Bai Jue was silent for three seconds, and waved his hand at the difficulty of walking, with a calm expression: "Okay, all this is the fault of this lolicon, take him away, this Even if the matter is over, there is no need to return that embarrassing thing, just Jiang Zi."

"Did you give up on me just like that!" Big Whale shouted, "Since it was a misunderstanding, let me go!"

"That can't be done, it's still your fault, go back with me to receive some education." Xinglu said helplessly, "Don't worry, I'll lock you up for a day at most."

"But I still have to attend the Qixi Festival tonight!"

"Are you rushing to embarrass yourself? Going to a conference, isn't it good to be single?"

"...and then become a salty uncle like you?"

"What lolicon are you talking about?" Xinglu raised his eyebrows: "I'm only 29 and still very young."

"Then do you have a girlfriend?" Big Whale suddenly raised the bar: "Who in the jirijiri group doesn't know that you, Ananda, are a first-class steel straight man... read aloud the girl handed to you in front of dozens of people. You are the only one who can do immoral things like love letters..."

"I'm telling her to study hard not to waste her precious youth on such things." Xinglu Nan said solemnly: "You young people are living too loosely, you don't know the preciousness of youth, and you love each other all day long. Are you bored by love? Will you die if you don’t fall in love? With this time, it’s better to study more, read books and practice martial arts, so that you can protect your family and country and contribute to society in the future!”

Big Whale was stunned for a while when he heard this, and he had a sense of being reprimanded by his teacher when he was a student. He shook his head and looked at the difficult journey with a disgusted gaze: "I said...Uncle Ananda, you not only Is he a straight man of steel, or a hard-faced instructor who likes to preach?"

"Yes, yes, uncle, he likes to preach. Xiaowu is very uncomfortable with such a serious uncle. Even if the group members let themselves go, they are still straight men of steel as always. Even Tiance has girls. Asking for comfort during the menstruation holiday, he just said 'drink more hot water', which made the girl cry." Xiao Wu squatted aside and sighed, talking about this, even the fat house happy movies are boring: " And they also hate their lovers... Those poor boys will be punished for copying unfeeling words even if they say a few more words with girls, it is really cruel."

"Speaking of which, similar things have happened before."

Bai Jue also interrupted the topic. He waved his fan, and the words on the fan changed again—嘤雄雄short of breath.

"In the past, there was a hot topic in the shirri group. At first, it was about how to reply to a love letter if it was difficult to travel. More than [-] people started a gamble... Then someone secretly Sent a love letter to his mailbox."

"I also remembered this." Big Whale's expression gradually became funny: "I even remember who did it..."

Xiao Wu tilted her head, she thought for a while, and suddenly jumped up: "Ah, I remembered too."

Only his face turned dark because of the difficulty of walking, he clenched his fists, gritted his teeth, and said angrily, "Shaman, I will kick you into the prison of Tiance Mansion with my own feet sooner or later..."

"I have to say that the reply letter from the straight man of steel is a must. There are a hundred reasons in the whole article to reject the shaman's forged confession letter. It is too much. That one reason for rejection is enough to be the reason for a couple to break up. It's gone." Bai Jue sighed: "The last one is absolutely perfect."

At this time, someone Bai was about to speak, when the boy wearing the Ultraman mask suddenly took up the topic.

"The last reason is..."

"Your letter has thirteen punctuation errors, nine inappropriate words and two typos, which make me feel less than your sincerity."

When the big whale heard this sentence, it laughed out loud: "Ahahahahahaha..."

Xiao Wu also couldn't help laughing, she laughed like a Cheshire cat.

Only Bai Jue, who was robbed of his lines, turned his head, and the Ultraman boy was standing there.

"Sure enough, you are also in the jirijiri group." Bai Jue already had a preliminary guess.

"Yes, I just noticed it just now. I didn't expect...the world is really small." The boy also sighed, and he lifted the mask, and his voice changed from a synthesized electronic sound to a normal boy's voice: "Guess Figure out who I am?"

"Probably." Bai Jue looked at him, raised his hand and sent a message from someone from Aite.

A reminder came from the Ultraman boy's pocket, and he shrugged: "How did you guess that?"

"It's very simple." Bai Jue looked at the information flow on the screen: "Who doesn't know, there are two members in the group with the highest death penalty since three years ago, one is Luoli controlling the big whale, and the other... is the young girl controlling Yeyu , I have considered more than once whether you will have a fight after meeting, and it is exactly as I thought, although the way you fight makes me a little impressed."

Ye Yu smiled happily: "That's... a creature like Lolicon is a disgrace."

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Chapter 290 Qixi Festival

"It's so strange." Bai Jue returned to the open-air restaurant and sat back in his seat.

"What?" Li Shiming said lightly: "Have you not talked enough with them? Or do you think it's not enough for me to accompany you?"

Marie protested, "There's me! There's me!"

Bai Jue put his hand on his forehead: "They left the stage too quickly, they left before they had time to chat, especially Ye Yu, who briefly explained his identity and left in a hurry, don't you think it's strange?"

"What's weird?"

"After meeting a netizen, if there is no urgent matter, generally speaking, he will not leave immediately. It is normal to stay and talk. He fell with the big whale for so long before. There is no reason to be anxious, things that can be explained clearly with a simple sentence, but deliberately made it so complicated." Bai Jue tapped his fingers on the table: "Isn't it strange?"

Li Shiming didn't think about it at first, but after Bai Jue mentioned it, she nodded slightly and admitted, "Indeed...it's weird."

"It's difficult to travel. As a security officer, Xiaowu can immediately understand it. It's also understandable for Dajing, Beigao, and Quincy to leave, but Yeyu...he doesn't know the situation. I remember that his identity is a hacker, a hacker. Why do you come to Jixia so well? And bring your niece with you..." The more Bai Jue thought about it, the more confused he became: "I always feel like I'm missing something, emmm..."

"Maybe it's just your illusion." Li Shiming said: "There is nothing strange at the scene, no, it's better to say that you people are very strange, lolicon, young girl control, steel straight man, young girl , what kind of messy combination is that?"

"Ah, this..." Bai Jue's serious expression collapsed, he coughed, and smiled awkwardly: "Well, they are all a group of like-minded weirdos, after all, people can only let themselves go on the Internet."

"Oh?" Li Shiming interlaced his fingers, "Can you introduce me?"