A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

"Captain, I'm praying." She turned around and let go of her hands: "The witch's prayer is very effective."

"...The captain's supplies are all guaranteed, and the captain's copy is zero?" Bai Jue couldn't help recalling this famous line.

"That was in the past." The donkey-eared witch blushed: "I don't say that now, who told the captain to be dishonest in the past, always touching girls, and being kicked by Qiyana for more than a dozen times a day?" Feet, even being chased and chopped by Mei, I don’t know how to restrain myself.”

"That's different." Bai Jue thought to himself that it's a pity that the function is gone, otherwise I could play for a day: "Speaking of which, is the Third Herrscher in peace now?"

"She was hit hard by the captain's nirvana move. Even if she recovers her mental strength, she can't suppress me anymore. Please don't worry." Yae Sakura smiled confidently: "It is impossible for her to come out with me, even if I fall into a deep sleep. There is also Mei's own mental power to suppress, if it is not enough, the captain will hug her again."

"Don't dare to hug, don't dare to hug." Bai Jue waved his hands again and again to express that he couldn't use it casually to hold a sister in his arms.

Yae Sakura smiled with satisfaction: "Of course it's the best, after all, this is a girl's body and we should take good care of it."

A gust of wind blew, and Yae Sakura held down her long hair to keep it from being blown by the wind. The amorous moment at that moment spanned time and space, if it weren't for the strong sense of presence on the ears on the top of her head... Bai Jue couldn't help covering her face, it was really kind The impulse to grab the two ears, I heard that holding the ears of a rabbit can determine the gender of a male and female, I don't know if it has the same effect on foxes.

Bai Jue, who was eager to try, hadn't had time to make a move when there was a tactile sensation from behind. De Lisa yawned in a daze and hit Bai Jue's back. She raised her face and said, "The captain has already woken up. Is it? Ah, I'm so tired, I still haven't had a good rest, I can't fall asleep without a pillow, will the captain take a nap with Teresa after noon?"

"Sure enough, Luoli always needs to sleep a few more hours a day." Bai Jue stretched out his hand and patted her on the head: "It's a pity that you can't grow taller."

Theresa puffed up her cheeks: "No way! Sooner or later, I will grow up to be an elegant and generous lady!"

"Then carrying the Judas launcher, he cast the lore Earth Shot on the Honkai Beast." Bai Jue said in shock, "Why do you suddenly feel a little inexplicable?"

"Who will become such a cruel lady! I want to become a big sister who will naturally become as elegant as Cecilia." Teresa retorted loudly.

Bai Jue patted Theresa on the shoulder, and comforted her with regret: "I understand your feelings, but think about it for a while, whose daughter is Kiyana? Do you think she inherited Cecilia? With her genes, can she become as elegant as her mother when she grows up?"

When Teresa heard it, her entire body was petrified. This makes sense and cannot be refuted. After all, paramecium is still a paramecium. Even if there is a possibility of evolution, it is impossible to directly evolve from a single-celled organism to a vertebrate creature, the terrifying erect ape, right?

"No!" Deli reacted stupidly, stomped her feet, and said angrily: "Captain, you actually said that about my niece! Even the captain, I would be angry!"

Bai Jue couldn't help laughing even more happily: "Silly girl, I'm not slandering her, I'm slandering you."

Yae Sakura made up the knife at the right time, and she smiled slightly: "The captain is saying that you and Kiyana are probably the same kind of creature."

"What—!" Teresa reacted, and quickly touched her back: "Judas, where is my Judas! Come Judas!"

Yae Sakura also sighed: "Speaking of which, I have never seen that Cecilia with my own eyes. I don't know what kind of person it will be."

"It's very similar to your old friend, both with white hair." Bai Jue conveniently put on a beautiful hat for Otto, the Catholic bishop who is far away in another world: "It's a pity that her lily power doesn't Reaching the realm of transformation, and finally becoming a wife."

"Karen..." Yae Sakura looked at Teresa: "She is also Kallen's daughter, maybe she will look like her when she grows up..."

After finishing speaking, she focused her eyes: "But I still can't forgive that bastard who failed to protect Karen, killed her, and even used her genes to conduct experiments... The Catholic Bishop... Hmph! Sooner or later, I will use my Ask the knife to understand."

"Otto..." Bai Jue didn't say anything, but he added from the bottom of his heart—you have to be strong and work hard.

When this witch and the bishop meet, they will definitely be shocked, and they are the third parties who are heinous to each other.

"I'm sorry to disturb you at this time, but...Senior, breakfast is getting cold." Matthew intervened in the conversation. She was wearing a simple cooking uniform, and she rarely cooks herself. Usually in Chaldea, the kitchen is Some people use it exclusively, such as Chef Emiya and Chef Emiya.

When Bai Jue was about to answer, he suddenly felt a strange atmosphere in the air.

"Captain, I also made rice balls early in the morning... Do you want to eat it?" A certain witch, like a sly fox, took out the prepared breakfast directly from her arms: "Because it is kept close to me, and there is a temperature preservation The temperature is still hot."

"...Although the rice balls are good, the breakfast should be a little richer. I learned some new dishes from Emiya's mother before." Matthew retorted, pressing his chest: "This is a Japanese-style breakfast. Senior will definitely know how to eat it." like!"

"Breakfast needs to be easy to digest. Although I have rice balls, each one uses different ingredients. Some are plums, some are fish, and some are seaweed. They are all different." As a traditional maiden, Yae Sakura knows Japanese food very well. , the cooking skills are also excellent: "Ordinary rice has less food, and it is not easy to digest. Rice balls can be full without making people feel overly full. This is specially made according to the captain's habit of eating."

"Me, me too!" Matthew argued, "I also specially made breakfast for senior!"

Bai Jue, who was caught in the middle of the two, had already stiffened his expression - Oh my god, why did he do this all of a sudden!I'm not mentally prepared yet!

He laughed twice, and then he noticed that Teresa was also staring at him, and he asked carefully: "You didn't do something, did you?"

Theresa shook her head and said regretfully, "I don't know how to cook."

"That's good." Bai Jue heaved a sigh of relief.

"But I don't think I can lose!" Teresa clenched her fist: "I want to learn how to cook too! Go now!"

"Calm down, Teresa! With your height, you can't reach the stove! Stop!" Bai Jue hurriedly stopped.

"Senior!" Matthew took a step closer and said eagerly, "Hurry up and have breakfast, it will be cold soon!"

"Japanese food is supposed to be cold!"

"Sure enough, eat my onigiri first, I know the captain likes hot food." Yae Sakura stretched out her hand and handed over a fist-sized onigiri. It seemed that even if Bai Jue didn't accept it, she would just stuff it... as if It's not food at all, but something indescribable.

"It's too big to swallow!"

Bai Jue saw the two women who didn't listen to the advice keep approaching, he was silent for three seconds, he sank into his dantian, and shouted: "Stop!"

Someone Bai slowly rolled up his sleeves, showing a pair of hands that have been tested in the kitchen, and said lightly: "The breakfast you cook is too little, obviously not enough for everyone, it's time for me to show my real skills Let you experience the essence of Chinese breakfast!"

Three 10 minutes later.

Gu Yueqingdeng stared at the dazzling array of meals, and exclaimed: "What kind of fanatics are you guys doing? You actually made breakfast into a full banquet with all kinds of pasta and snacks, including crystal shrimp dumplings. Although I don't have There is a shortage of ingredients, but how did you finish it so quickly?"

Bai Jue sat aside, his hands were already numb, he smiled wryly: "Because... I have a strong desire to survive."

Gu Yue Qingdeng said with an expression on his face, "It's really not easy, who made you so reckless, this is just the beginning."

Bai Jue tremblingly set up a siu mai, but his hand holding the chopsticks trembled slightly, and he couldn't hold it steady at all. Excessive force caused his arm muscles to twitch continuously. After all, in order to speed up his steps, he kneaded a basketball with bare hands. Great dough.

So... the meal in his hand fell to the ground so naturally, and this abnormal sound immediately attracted the attention of the three girls next to him.

When he noticed the sparkle in the eyes of the three girls, Bai Jue was startled - it's over, the flaws have been revealed!It's getting cold!