It's so immoral that one tube has to be split and used as two.
"This is Lady in Pink, the latest product in our store." The waiter introduced.
"Well... it looks pretty good." Su Qi stammered, thinking that you should leave quickly, I'm too embarrassed to drink while you are here.
"Those two please take your time." The waiter said and left.
Then the two of them sat quietly for a while, and the atmosphere seemed a little awkward.
"Come on, eat more of what you want."
"Okay, okay." The unicorn blushed and nodded in response, thinking about where to start eating when a voice suddenly came from outside the store.
"Hey, it's Commander! There's a unicorn too."
...
Spence felt that he was going to be scolded by the commander when he went back, because he had just been playing with himself and accidentally lost the commander's sister.
Said sister is of course the unicorn. Although I don't know why, the commander always called me 'sister' and 'sister'. It is clear that the unicorn is a ship girl and not a human, and it is also the commander's wedding ship, so it should be It's called a wife or something, right?
However, Spence knew that his commander was very fond of unicorns, so when he was waiting for the commander, he originally wanted to take the unicorn around. Maybe the commander would praise himself for being sensible when he was happy.Mmmm, sister Akagi also said to get along well with unicorns, and then quietly tell her some things like this, so that sister Akagi will give her favorite little cakes to eat.
But now it's probably out of the question. If the commander knows that he has lost the unicorn, his head will probably be knocked out several times, right?Thinking of this, Spence decided to have a big meal before the punishment came, but what she didn't expect was that she would see the commander and the unicorn in the pastry shop she often went to!
Hey, hey, my little cake seems to have hope again.
PS: The sister is really the most loving
Chapter 3 starts
"Spence, stop!" In the quiet morning, Su Qi's exasperated voice came from the corridor of the guard house's dormitory: "If you run again, there will be no snacks for today!"
It's been a very effective threat in the past, but this time Spence paused a little, then swiped and disappeared.
Su Qi gasped, looking at the disappearing Spence a little depressed, didn't it mean that the ship girls lost their flexibility when they got ashore?How can this guy run so fast?
You may not believe me, Su Qi, the overlord of the [-]-meter race in the school sports meeting!
But this meeting can't catch a little guy. It's really strange. Although Spence doesn't have any other bright spots, he is the fastest. Sure enough, he has a BUFF blessing from a certain squadron?
"Forget it, the time is up." Thinking so, Su Qi shook his head and walked out of the dormitory, only to see Spence pinched by Helena at the gate.
"Woooo~" Spence looked aggrieved and was about to cry.
Su Qiyixi, thinking about how skinny you are?The entire guard house is mine, can you still run?
"Come on, follow me to class!"
"No, no, I don't want to go to class, don't go to class AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPL IT OFF, SPONSE OUT The wailing of the slaughterhouse.
......
At this time, Su Qi was standing on the podium. This is the newly built lecture hall of the guard house. Although it was planned a long time ago, it has only been completed recently.
Below the podium, sat some of the little guys guarding the mansion.
Yuri, Spence, Rafi, Nicholas and Beckham.
At this time, as a teaching assistant, Ming brought chalk and eraser for Su Qi, then blinked his eyes and stood calmly aside.
"Cough, then, let's start class now."
Saying so, there was a sudden disgust from below.
"Spence, your studies are broken. There is no lunch at noon."
"And Yuuri, just lift your dog's head and cover your ears with your hands. It's all right? Anyway, today's study has to be completed, otherwise there will be no snacks or meals!"
"Laffey, don't shake your head, you're not drinking secretly? Eh? Didn't you drink secretly? Get yourself up if you don't drink, and then pat me wake up with that little guy who is holding pretty chirp beside you, like What are you talking about!"
"Look at you, only Little Befa is the best. Lunch can reward big drumsticks and a warm hug from the commander!"
In the entire classroom, only Xiao Beifa was sitting honestly. At this moment, she blinked after hearing Su Qi's voice, wondering if I could just stop hugging the big chicken legs.
"Hey~~" stingy commander, demon teacher, hentai, hypocrite, lolicon, sister-in-law...
1 Pippi Shrimp are unwilling.
However, the teaching plan of the prefectural government has just started, and the teaching plan must be strictly implemented.
Thinking like this, Su Qi patted the blackboard and said, "Okay, okay, let's take a small test today, so that you can wake up and realize how small and ignorant you are in front of knowledge!"
Su Qi grinned and was happy, and deliberately gave them a problem:
2 2 2 = 6
3 3 3 = 6
4 4 4 = 6
5 5 5 = 6
6 6 6 = 6
7 7 7 = 6
8 8 8 = 6
9 9 9 = 6
"Ahem, this question is a question that Commander I did when I was in elementary school. Naturally, it's difficult to say. Back then, I was the only one who did it in the whole school. Humph, if any of you can solve more than 2 questions today, you will have lunch at noon, if you can solve 3 questions and add food at noon, if you can solve 4 questions, you can also add food at night, and if you can solve 5 questions, then you can mention one to me. Request, as long as I can do it, anything will do!"
Having said that, Ming on the side was eager to try, and said, "Commander, can I also solve the problem, meow?"
"Yes, yes, of course, no discrimination."
The education level of the little guys is still in addition and subtraction, and there are few one or two who know multiplication. At this time, Spence sat in the seat and thought about it with a pencil, and then began to hook his fingers. After hooking his fingers, it was not enough. Counting toes again.
The others were similar, and one by one began to scratch their heads and think.
Haha, stupid little ones, tremble in front of the power of knowledge~
Thinking this way, after less than 3 minutes, Su Qi suddenly saw Ming raised his hand and said, "Commander, I'm ready meow~"
Xiao Beifa also raised his hand: "Master, I have done it too."
"I'm done too."
"I am me too."
"I have done!"
In the end, Spence was left, and she looked at her fingers and then at her toes, and then swishly wrote the answer on the paper, raised her hand and said, "Commander Commander, I'm done too. !"
eh eh?What's the matter, so fast?
I guess it was written casually.
Children who are impatient, scribble and answer indiscriminately, must be punished.
Thinking so, Su Qi waved his hand and said, "Hand in all the answers, I'll take a look."
Then a group of little guys put the answer sheets on the podium one by one.
First of all, it's Ming's... It's actually all right. Could it be that Ming is actually a genius?
And then there's Beckham... that's all right, right?
Then Lafite, Yutachi, Nicholas... still all right.
Even Spence, who hesitated for a long time before writing the answer, did it all!
eh eh eh! ! ? ? ?The rhythm isn't right, is it?He didn't pay attention to others, but Spence was hooking fingers from beginning to end. How did she do it?The one who hooked the fingers and toes, the root sign is here?Too much.
No way, how did you get these answers?
Su Qi's mind was stunned, and then Ming suddenly asked, "Commander, is the answer correct meow?"
"Well... even if you all did the right thing. But! Don't you be proud to know? This level of question is actually not difficult, emmmm, all in all, you have to learn to be humble, courteous, and open-minded, remember not to arrogant, you know?"
"En, I understand, but now can the commander give us a reward?"
Reward, Su Qi slaps his mouth, I thought no one could do it, but it turned out to be all made, which is a bit difficult.
But what he said was like water that was poured out and couldn't be taken back, so he nodded and said, "Well, come on, come on, tell me what reward you want."
I originally thought that if I wanted Spence to be like this, I would definitely want a bunch of delicious food, and then Nicholas would say that he would sleep until it was dark. As a result, a few small heads in the audience gathered together to discuss for a while, and finally Ming said: "We want to Listen to the commander's story meow~!"
Eh?Just tell a story?
Although I have told some things to these little guys before, I didn't expect the effect to be so good that I didn't even want a big meal in order to listen to the story.
After thinking about it, Su Qi suddenly became a lot more energetic, and he had a lot of stories in his mind, he sorted it out a little, and then he started talking nonsense.
...
"Speaking of the general trend of the world, if it is divided for a long time, it must be united, and if it is united for a long time, it must be divided..."
"Liu Bei shouted 'thief, where are you going!', holding a pair of mace, Guan Yu stood beside Liu Bei with a blue dragon and a moon sword in one hand, a big beard in one hand, and a black-faced man on the other side, the man was eight feet tall and had a leopard head ring. Eyes, yan's chin and tiger's beard, born like a giant thunder, and like a galloping horse, he is a high-ranking official. ."
"It's too late and it's too soon, Ximen Chuixue suddenly made a move to fly immortals from the sky, and the sky and the earth changed color immediately, and the lingering sound curled, like thousands of fairies descending into the mortal world..."
"Lu XiaoFeng is very disdainful, her four eyebrows raised slightly, and she flashed a bullet, and all the gods and Buddhas were shocked, and they all secretly said that this child is really extraordinary..."
"In the end, Linghu Chong used the Star Absorbing Dafa. The West was defeated and lost. He hurriedly fled, leaving behind a sentence that he would fight for the peak again in the future. Alright, alright, if you want to know what happens next, please listen to the next breakdown..."
PS: The paper has been handed in, how many people have answered it?
Christmas Eve in the Guardian's Mansion ([-])
The weather in December, the temperature dropped, and the ship girls also put on beautiful coats one by one.
According to human habits, it is a matter of course to undress when it is hot, and to put on clothes when it is cold.The ship girl imitates the customs of human beings, although it may not feel so cold, but it is also a happy thing to have the opportunity to wear the clothes you like.
However, during this time, everyone is tightly wrapped, but there is only one exception. On this day, what clothes to wear is not to say that it is best to be tightly wrapped, and the second thing is to keep warm. The most important thing is to be attractive and charming. .
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