The Former Wife Came to the Door
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"What's the situation?" Everyone sweated profusely.
Diao Jing put one hand on her hip, pointed at Li Hui with the other, and said with snot and tears: "Your lord is crazy, he threw explosives into his house, he is crazy."
The people around were all dumbfounded, no one knew what the explosives were.
Li Hui didn't care at all, he laughed and said, "Okay, okay, there's nothing exciting to see, come and help me clean up the kitchen, everything else will go back to work."
The maidservant and the family members of Buqu were obedient, they did what they should do, and those who should disperse, they disappeared in no time.
Diao Jing looked very sad and scolded Li Hui for a while, but after she scolded, she suddenly burst out laughing. In ancient times, there were no TV sets, no computers, and no entertainment items at all. Fucking, although it startled her at first, but after thinking about it after a few minutes, I think this is a rare life adjustment in ordinary days, and it is actually quite interesting.
She turned her anger into joy, and said with a smile: "Okay, you are not allowed to play with explosives in the kitchen anymore. If you want to play, you can play in the open space outside! Make a fire with some dead leaves or something, and then throw the explosives into the In the fire, you can also hear the sound, there is no need to blow up your own home."
"Ah, my wife is still smart, why didn't I think of that?" Li Hui laughed.
"It's not that you didn't expect it, you just wanted to be a spoof on purpose!" Diao Jing snorted, and while Li Hui was making the second firecracker, she hurried back to her room, asked the maid to bring hot water to wash her face, and then After changing his clothes, he ran to the front of the yard to watch the excitement.
I saw that Li Hui's second firecracker had already been wrapped, and it was bigger than the first one. This time it was an authentic large explosive package.
Under the command of Li Hui, a group of trilogy built a haystack at the gate of "Lu Mansion", lit a fire, and the haystack began to burn vigorously...
Li Hui threw the explosive pack into the fire, and then ran away!The two lolis followed behind him with a smile on their faces, running and running, running far away and hiding behind the tree.
Seeing the protagonist hiding away in such a pretentious manner, the trilogy members also knew that this was not a good thing, so they hurriedly hid away, everyone's eyes widened, waiting to see what demon moths would come out of the explosive package...
At this moment, a fast horse came running in the distance, and a knight saw Li Hui hiding behind a tree from a distance, and there was a fire burning in front of the tree. Regardless of what it was, he shouted: "General Lu, I am here to give you New Year greetings by the order of the Patriarch!"
Li Hui turned his head and looked over, yo, it's Xia Houjie!
Xia Houjie was riding a tall horse with armor all over his body. He looked majestic. He ran over triumphantly, clasped his fists on the horse's back, and was about to say auspicious words to Li Hui for the new year, when at this moment, the haystack It exploded!
With a loud "boom", the explosive package lifted the haystack up into the sky, scattered dead branches and leaves, and black smoke filled the air.
The huge sound frightened Xia Houjie to scream "Ah", and fell straight from the horse's back. Seeing that the movement of his fall seemed to land on the back of his head first, Li Hui was startled, and quickly jumped out to stretch his feet With one pick, he flipped Xia Houjie around in mid-air, Xia Houjie slammed his chest on the ground with a "poof", and fell a piece of shit.
"It's okay, it's okay, the back of your head didn't hit the ground, otherwise I'm afraid you'll fall to your death." Li Hui laughed.
Xia Houjie looked terrified: "What was the sound just now? What is so terrifying? Is it some monster screaming?"
"Damn it, you are the favorite general next to Squint Eyes anyway, why are you so cowardly?" Li Hui scolded angrily: "You are so timid, if you are yelled at by the enemy general on the battlefield in the future, it will not be too bad." Frightened enough to fall off the horse and die?"
Xia Houjie scratched his head in embarrassment: "Uh, I'm so sorry for your timidity! The last general will definitely strengthen his training in the future, so as not to be scared to death."
"Can't ideals be higher?" Li Hui gave him a kick.
Xia Houjie stood up with embarrassment on his face: "The last general's visit this time is to pay New Year's greetings to the general on the one hand, and on the other hand, it is ordered by the lord to invite the general to Chenliu."
"Oh? Lord Cao summoned me?" Li Hui smiled and said, "Is there anything good?"
"Cough! That's it!" Xia Houjie said with a smile: "The news came from Xidu that the emperor intends to formally appoint the lord as the shepherd of Yanzhou. General, welcome the angel and accept the canonization."
Li Hui understood as soon as he heard it. Historically, Cao Cao was raped by Lu Bu, causing chaos in the backyard. So Cao Cao and Lu Bu fought in Yanzhou for a year or two, and finally drove Lu Bu away and regained all the land in Yanzhou. It was not until then that Emperor Xian appointed him as Yanzhou Mu.But this period of history has changed. Lu Bu did not occupy Puyang, but retreated to Xuzhou early, which caused Cao Cao to control Yanzhou a year earlier, and therefore, the canonization of Yanzhou Mu came earlier.
He couldn't help sighing secretly: The butterfly effect is really terrible!However, with a small change, the battle between Yuan Shao and Gongsun Zan happened earlier.Moreover, Cao Cao's appointment as Yanzhou Mu also happened ahead of schedule!I don't know how many other things will be forced to happen early, I have to be careful.
Xia Houjie said with a smile: "My lord is promoted, and those of us who are subordinates will be supported. This is a great thing! General Lu, you are also the favorite general of the lord now, maybe you can be named a high official."
Li Hui laughed and said: "Money, fame and fortune are like dung to me, and official positions are not important, but... it's good to join in the fun, well, wait for me to pack up, and we will go to Chenliu to have fun together. "
Li Hui told the maids to pack their things. This time, he didn't need to take the Buqus with him, but as before, whenever he went out, he would definitely bring Diao Jing and Xiaoyun with him, and never let them be separated from him.This made Xia Houjie quite puzzled, but he was an outsider, and it was inconvenient for him to ask about Li Hui's family affairs.He just looked at the blown haystack with lingering fear, and asked in a low voice: "General Lu, what the hell are you?"
"Ah, it's okay, those are called firecrackers, and they are a magic weapon used to scare Nian Beast and prevent it from harming the world!"
"This... why does this feel a bit incomprehensible..." Xia Houjie sweated profusely: "Is there any more? Make it out and play with it! I feel that if this thing is used on the battlefield, it seems to be very powerful. Throwing it in the enemy's formation will definitely scare the enemy out of their shit."
"Not anymore." Li Hui spread his hands and said, "It's not easy to get saltpeter and sulfur these days. I also got such a little from Taoist priests, and I've run out of materials."
He turned his head again, and said with a low smile to Diao Jing: "Don't worry, I don't build musketeers. In fact, it was impossible to build musketeers in ancient times. These materials need to be mined and transported in large quantities to barely arm a musketeer team. In this era, the productivity is extremely backward, the tools are poor, and the labor force is scarce due to the small population. There is no condition for a large amount of mining and transportation of materials.
Diao Jing smiled slightly, she wasn't interested in this topic, she didn't want to mix it up, just smiled politely.
Li Hui packed up his luggage, greeted Zhang Liao, got Diao Jing, Xiao Zhao Yun, and Xia Houjuan into a large cart, and called fifty of the best fighters as bodyguards before leaving Fuzhou. Gou County, come to Chen Liuxing...
Author's message:
PS: Alright, according to the original plan, [-] words will be sent out on the fifth shift!
PS: The hard-working father-in-law will make a comeback in June. I hope that new and old book friends can support the hard-working father-in-law. Throw your monthly pass and blade to me!thanks.
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It was the Spring Festival of 195 at this time, and the entire Chenliu County was bathed in the joy of the New Year.
As soon as Li Hui and his party entered the gate of Chenliu County, they saw a large group of little kids running past the city gate. The kids were not very sensible, so they bumped into the front of Li Hui's convoy.
Li Hui's bay red horse was taken aback, barked, and backed away. Li Hui didn't activate Lu Bu's ability at this time, because that ability has a limited time and cannot be used indiscriminately.When he didn't activate Lu Bu's ability, his equestrian skills were worrying. As soon as the horse faltered, he fell off the horse's back.
Xia Houjie was furious immediately, grabbed the child who had bumped into Li Hui's horse, lifted the child up, and lifted his feet off the ground.
At this time, Luoli's parents rushed out of the crowd, knelt on the ground and knocked their heads loudly, shouting "Master, please forgive me".
A large group of melon-eating people also gathered around, discussing in a low voice: "I'm afraid this family is doomed."
"I collided with the general, the only way to die!"
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