The Former Wife Came to the Door

The expressions of all the actors in the city changed drastically, and Xiahou squatted in sweat and said, "Lu Bu is unparalleled in the world! Us... can any of us fight him?"

"It seems not!" Xia Houyuan also sweated: "Unless we can find Li Hui, Li Hui should be the reincarnation of Lu Bu, and he should be able to face Lu Bugang head-on."

"But we were separated from Li Hui in the space-time tunnel we traveled through!" The actors screamed again and again: "God knows where that guy Li Hui flew to now."

In fact, the word Lu Bu is more deterrent to modern people than it is to ancient people in this era.After all, it was inconvenient to convey information in ancient times, and many generals in remote areas didn't even know who Lu Bu was.However, is there anyone in modern times who doesn't know about Lu Bu?Moreover, through countless dramas, games, animations, movies, serial dramas and other things, Lu Bu's power in the hearts of later generations even exceeds the historical facts.

Cao Bianju's hands were full of sweat: "Hey, who can beat Lu Bu?"

Everyone shook their heads together.

Fake Dian Wei raised his hand and said: "I...I want to go out and try. My previous life Dian Wei was ranked No.24 among the 3 generals of the Three Kingdoms, and the gap with No.1 should not be too big, right? Maybe I'll let him go?"

The so-called 24 famous generals of the Three Kingdoms come from a poem:

One Lu, two Zhao, three Dian Wei, four passes, five horses and six Zhang Fei.

Huang Xu and Sun Tai had two Xia Hou, two Zhang Xu Pang Gan, Zhou Wei.

The spear Zhang Xiu and Wen Yan, although brave and helpless, are too sad.

Among the 24 generals of the Three Kingdoms, Deng Ai and Jiang Wei were the last.

This poem has been heard by modern people, but... there are many versions of this poem.The fake Xu Zhu who was standing next to him immediately said, "Brother Dian, don't believe the ranking of this poem! Do you really think that you are the third in the poem? Let me tell you, this There is a lot of water in the ranking. A poem I have heard is not ranked like this, but Jin Lubu, Yin Ma Chao, and Ma Chao are ranked before Zhao Yun. In that version of the ranking, Dian Wei does not know how much I’m gone.” He snorted and said, “Besides, the tiger idiot Xu Zhu may not be worse than Dian Wei.”

"No way, Ma Chao ranks ahead of Zhao Yun? Are you sick? Which idiot ranks?" Xiahou squatted and jumped up: "There is a problem with this ranking!"

Xia Houyuan also joined in and said, "Isn't the two Xiahous placed too far behind in this poem?"

"Damn it! Grasp the key points for me. Is it time to argue about the ranking?" Cao Bian was furious: "The rankings of later generations are all tinged with personal feelings, and they are all unreliable, especially that poem. It’s obviously just for rhyming and messing up the order. Why are you fighting for that one? The ranking of military generals in the Three Kingdoms, except for Lu Bu’s well-deserved number one, is controversial, so don’t bother. In short, Dian Wei will definitely not be able to beat Lu Bu. , You don’t need to try to know.”

"However, if you can't fight, you have to fight!" The actors sweated profusely: "We have traveled to this era, and we don't have a place to live and live. We can't give up Puyang to Lu Bu."

"Well! Give him a gang fight!" Cao Bianju snorted and said, "Won't the three heroes fight Lu Bu? Let's fight Lu Bu with Cao's group of heroes, maybe we can win too. Everyone put on their clothes , let's beat him one by one."

When the actors think about it carefully, this is the only way to go.

All the actors acted quickly. The first thing was to tidy up their manganese steel armor. In this era, this set of armor can be said to be invulnerable. As long as the armor is worn properly, and don't let people cut their necks with a knife, they will definitely not die.Only by wearing this thing can they have the courage to go to the battlefield!Otherwise, modern people who grew up in a peaceful era would really dare not hang out on the ancient battlefield. After all, modern people are more afraid of death.

"Speaking of which, I am a little thankful to the colleagues in the props team." Xia Houyuan sighed: "If the props team hadn't prepared manganese steel armor and weapons for us, we really wouldn't know how to get along in this era. Lu Bu doesn't even have the courage, God knows who will be swept to death by him."

Cao Bianju said with a sullen face: "This is what you should be thinking about? What you should be thinking about is why the props team could predict that we will cross! They also prepared armor for us in advance. This is the point, okay? In fact, These props were not prepared by the props team. When we raised objections to the armor, the colleagues in the props team also looked confused. Obviously, someone prepared these things without telling the props team, and the person who prepared these things in advance He is the real mastermind behind the scenes. He knows that we will time travel, and he also knows that we will travel to this era..."

A sentence that awakened the dreamer, the actors were all stunned!

"Don't think about it so much now, let's deal with Lu Bu first." Cao Bianju couldn't watch a play on the city wall this time, so he put on a set of golden armor and a manganese steel sword at his waist, leading a large group of actors , opened the city gate, and came out.

The generals of the Cao family, no, the actors of the Cao family lined up in front of Li Hui, ready to fight!

"Lu Bu!" Cao Bian said loudly, "Are you fucking sick? You should have fought Cao Cao. Why are you helping Cao Cao to take back the city instead?"

Li Hui looked at Cao Bianju with a grin, looked carefully, looked seriously, and immediately found that this guy had a fake beard attached to him!Looking at the actors next to them, they all have sticky fake beards, the more they look at it, the more joyful they feel.

He lifted off his helmet, exposing his smooth chin, and said with a smile, "Hey, I said Boss Cao, take a closer look at me, do you think I'm Lu Bu?"

"Huh? Li... Li Hui?" Cao Bianju is not stupid. Almost all the ancients had beards. As long as they saw a beardless one, they could basically suspect whether it was a time traveler. It only took him a few seconds to He recognized Li Hui, but he wasn't sure yet.

Li Hui yelled a little loudly, and Boss Cao behind him also heard it, but the pronunciation of the word "Li" and the word "Lv" are a bit similar.Coupled with the strong wind, Cao Cao thought he heard "Lu Hui", so he didn't suspect that the name he heard was wrong. What he thought was: "Huh? These people are really powerful! Lu Hui Because of his concubine relationship, the general is low-key and never shows off his dew. As a result, all the princes in the world only know Lu Bu, and no one knows Lu Hui. However, this group of fakes actually know the existence of General Lu Hui. Wait."

Li Hui smiled and waved at Cao Bianju. Since he was recognized, he didn't have to worry about the other party killing him unreasonably.He patted the horse gently, and walked very close to Cao Bianju and a large group of actors.He lowered his voice, and said with a volume that only these actors could hear: "I'm from Shuangqing, hehe!"

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When Li Hui spoke, the actors all breathed a sigh of relief. Since it was really Li Hui and not Lu Bu, they felt comfortable.Who the hell wants to fight Lu Bu?Even if a group of people hit him alone, he still felt that Yali Mountain was too big.

Cao Bianju heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Brother Li, it's fine since it's you. Oh, we heard that Lu Bu was coming, and we almost peed in fear. Fortunately, it's you! By the way, what's the trouble with you? In ancient times, you didn't make guns or cannons to make soap, but ran to serve as Cao Cao's subordinates. You are too low, right? Let me tell you, the traveler can't be inferior to others, so he decisively abandoned Cao Cao. On our side, we are going to build a base together, develop the economy together, and build troops together. In the future, we will have soldiers, food and guns, and then we will go out to conquer the world and level the world with a wave of A! Rewrite history, dominate the world, I will be honored as a marquis and prime minister! Then we will start the age of great exploration, trample the European savages under our feet, and create my great feat of unifying the earth in Greater China."

Cao Bianju became more and more excited as he talked.

Li Hui understood as soon as he heard it, this guy really entered the common rhythm of traversers!He said angrily: "This is the reason why you pretended to be the self of the previous life to deceive the self of the previous life? Could it be that you are also the type who go crazy and even hate yourself?"

Cao Bianju smiled embarrassingly: "There is no way! We came to this world through time travel. We are poor and have no food. We have no money, food or soldiers. If I don't cheat my previous life, how can I live? On the contrary, I only need to cheat my previous self a little, and I can bring money, reputation, status, city, food, and military strength to my current self... If it were you, would you cheat?"

"Damn it, of course I don't cheat!" Li Hui said solemnly: "However, unless I cheated on my previous life, I can take all his wives into my possession, and NTR will do it myself, that would be great!"

All the actors sweated profusely: MDZZ, you are more perverted than us!

Cao Bianju stretched out his right hand and said, "Come on, come to our side!"

"No!" Li Hui flatly refused, and said with a smile, "If we really crossed over, I would do it with you, but...we didn't cross over."

"Nani?" Cao Bian was taken aback. In fact, the actors were also skeptical about whether there was a time travel, because they saw with their own eyes that people in this world would turn into black smoke and disappear after they died. It's very abnormal, and they have been doubting the authenticity of this world. Now Li Hui's sentence "We have not traveled through time", just expressed the doubts in their hearts.

Li Hui smiled and said, "Come on, let me tell you about the current situation!" He immediately began to talk, explaining things like the dream maze, the gap between dream and reality in detail, Of course, it also includes the fact that Yaowu opened this dream for him, Li, to change his fate, etc., and explained everything in detail.

After Li Hui finished telling the story, the actors finally realized that this place was just a dream!It is a thing that combines the fragments of memory to manipulate the law of causality.And the person who prepared manganese steel weapons and armor for them and arranged for them to pass through was Li Hui's accomplice monster.

Cao Bianju heaved a sigh of relief, spread his hands and said, "In this way, as long as we help you change your destiny, you can go back to modern times. If so, who wants to stay in this ghost place? Even if you want to be king here, it’s not as good as living in modern times! There’s no electricity or running water in this shabby place, and you don’t even have a shower to take a bath. Taking a bath with water in a wooden bucket makes me go crazy."

Li Hui smiled and said, "Okay, don't complain, come with me, let's join Cao Cao and find a way to save Lu Bu, as long as Lu Bu is saved, we can go back."