The Former Wife Came to the Door

Zhang Liao leaned over and said, "Hey, hey, can I interrupt your flirting? It's urgent now, is it time to complain and complain? Get to the point for me!"

Li Hui and Diao Jing spread their hands at the same time: "Hey, aren't you just complaining now? It's you who needs to grasp the point!"

"Okay, okay, you two complain about me, I can't complain about you, the key now is, what should we do?"

Li Hui frowned, thought carefully for a while, and said seriously: "It seems that there is only one way, and we can only use strong means to block Lu Bu's army and prevent him from entering Puyang." He turned around suddenly, pointed at the The five hundred slags behind said: "Let's use them to block the famous Xiliang cavalry."

Diao Jing sweated profusely: "This... is this reliable?"

Zhang Liao also sweated profusely and said, "I think this matter has to be reconsidered. This group of people just learned how to form a team and walk together."

"The whole team, walking in unison is great, okay?" Li Hui snorted.

"What a ghost!" Zhang Liao screamed, "Walking together won't kill the enemy."

"We don't need to kill the enemy." Li Hui frowned, thought for a while, and said: "Okay, I already have a plan, let's not go to Lu Bu's now, let's go back to Puyang and find Zhang Miao."

"Huh? Why are you looking for Zhang Miao?" Zhang Liao was a little confused.

Li Hui snorted, "Of course he's threatening him with his excuses! Humph!" He suddenly pretended to be a villain in a TV series threatening someone on the phone: "Zhang Miao, your evil conspiracy I have already seen through it, and if you want me to hide this matter, you should send your daughter to my bed for nothing, otherwise... hum!"

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Chapter Nine Thirty-six Everyone Becomes Idiots Together

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"I'm dizzy, what time is this, are you still thinking about someone else's daughter?" Zhang Liao screamed.

Diao Jing also sweated, "Hey, are you sure Zhang Miao has a daughter? And, even if she does, aren't you afraid that she looks like a pig?"

Li Hui's face changed drastically: "Oh, why didn't I consider this? Zhang Miao is fat and fat. If this genetic gene is passed on to his daughter, wouldn't he be a pig? Forget it, let's not have his daughter gone."

Speaking of this, the weird expression on his face suddenly stretched out, he laughed loudly: "Don't worry, I was joking just now, anyway, it's right for you to come with me, let our five hundred songs stand up, raise your head, and go forward , Take out your aura!"

"When you make such a joke, it always makes people feel serious." Diao Jing complained angrily.

"Hey? Really?" Li Hui wiped his chin: "Actually, I really want to blackmail a daughter. Oh, I'm so angry. Why is Zhang Miao the one who got the handle? Let me get the handle on Sun Jian. Can you blackmail a Sun Shangxiang?"

Diao Jing: "..."

Zhang Liao: "..."

While joking, Li Hui returned to the city of Puyang with five hundred scumbags. Yesterday he let these pieces hide in the forest outside the city and did not enter the city, but today he led them straight to Puyang without any worries of being killed. The defenders of Puyang saw it.

The Puyang garrison on the top of the city immediately spotted Li Hui and his party, quickly lowered the city gate, and at the same time sent someone to notify Zhang Miao.

Li Hui was not in a hurry, and waited outside the city gate. After a while, Zhang Miao's head appeared on the wall. He just received the news that an army had come to the city. He thought it was Lu Bu, and ran happily They came out to greet them, but when they got to the edge of the city and looked down carefully, they knew that they were not Xiliang cavalry at all, they were just a group of infantry. With a fair face, no beard, and a very young age, there is no way he could be Lu Bu.

Zhang Miao immediately realized that this was Lu Bu's younger brother, Lu Hui!

A few days ago, Zhang Miao received a report from the flying horse, knowing that Lu Hui had left Fugou County and disappeared into the mountains, but he did not expect that this guy actually ran to his own city.He was a little confused about the situation, and asked loudly from the top of the city: "Is this General Lu Hui below? What do you want to do when you come to Puyang?"

"Wow? You actually asked me what I'm doing?" Li Hui smiled: "Master Zhang doesn't know yet, right? I met my brother the day before yesterday, and I've been with him all the time. Last night, Master Zhang Jia Ding, Pegasus came to my brother and delivered a letter, my brother was very happy after reading the letter, so he sent me over to have a chat with Mr. Zhang."

His words were deliberately cryptic, but he said the main points that should be said.Zhang Miao understood as soon as he heard it, it turned out that Lu Bu sent him here, very good, very good!He quickly ordered: "Left and right, quickly open the city gate and invite General Lu to come in."

The city gate opened, the drawbridge was lowered, and Li Hui entered with his head held high, leading five hundred pieces of music. He whispered to Zhang Liao next to him, "Let the scumbags calm down."

Zhang Liao understood, turned around, and said in the instructor's tone: "Everyone pay attention! Head up, chest up, and walk in unison... Shout out the slogan of our Tiandihui!"

Strong troops these days often have their own slogans, which are usually shouted during a charge or during a military parade to boost the military's prestige, such as Gongsun Zan's White Horse Yi Cong, when they charge, they will shout in unison : "Where righteousness comes, life and death follow! The sky can learn from it, and the white horse can prove it!" Then the whole army will start a surprise attack regardless of their own personal safety. The slogan of enthusiasm will boost their morale and make them excited, and then they will be able to defeat the enemy Scratching around.

Although Li Hui hasn't practiced this group of scumbags well, he has rehearsed the slogan first.

They marched hard-working goose steps, lined up in a neat line, and walked to the city gate of Puyang. When they arrived at the entrance of the city gate, Zhang Liao gave an order, and the slag tribes yelled their special slogan: "Land!" Vibrating Gaogang, there are beautiful streams and mountains through the ages. The gate faces the sea, and the Sanhe River flows for thousands of years!"

Zhang Miao lay on the top of the city and watched. This army seems to be very powerful. It walks well, shouts slogans neatly, and is full of momentum. It's just that this poem is a little weird. Well, forget it, although the slogan is a little strange, but as long as you have enough momentum, you are fighting with momentum, not reciting poems.

He hurriedly ran down the city wall to greet him, and invited Li Hui and the five hundred scum soldiers to his residence.

Walking to the gate of the mansion, Li Hui winked at Zhang Liao, Zhang Liao understood, took Diao Jing, Xiao Zhao Yun, and five hundred songs, and followed Zhang Miao's men to the side courtyard.Li Hui followed Zhang Miao alone, and went to the meeting hall of Zhang Miao's house with a smile on his face.

When we arrived at the hall, Chen Gong was already waiting here.

The servants offered tea, and Li Hui took his seat.The three of them greeted each other casually, and talked nonsense. Li Hui pretended to be afraid that the wall has ears, and said in a low voice, "Aren't you afraid of being heard when you talk here?"

"Don't worry! My confidants are all around." Zhang Miao laughed.

Li Hui smiled and said: "Hey, oh, that's good!" His tone changed, and he said in a deep voice: "My brother has already received the kindness from Master Zhang and Master Chen. My brother is very helpful for taking over Puyang. interested."

Zhang Miao and Chen Gong couldn't help but be overjoyed.

However, Li Hui immediately changed his voice and said in a low voice: "However, my brother also knows that he is not very smart and can be easily used by others. I don't know that after he came to Puyang, he really became the shepherd of Yanzhou. Master, or is it only Yanzhou Mu in name, who is actually controlled and manipulated by you to be a puppet state shepherd?"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of Zhang Miao and Chen Gong changed slightly, and they were embarrassed for several seconds.

After a while, Chen Gong said: "Of course we sincerely welcome Lu Bu as the master."

"Oh?" Li Hui said, "How do you prove this? If my brother came into the city without any precautions, and you ordered two hundred swordsmen to rush out from behind the screen and hack him to death, wouldn't that be true?" Is it over?"

Zhang Miao's face turned red when he said this, and he hurriedly said loudly: "Left and right, hurry up and leave!" It turns out that there are really many swordsmen ambushing behind the screen, although there are not many, there are dozens of them , A large number of soldiers surrounded the house.As soon as he gave an order, these latent soldiers came out quickly, saluted respectfully, and then retreated obediently.

"That's right!" Li Hui said with a smile, "It's so sincere."