The Former Wife Came to the Door

Li Hui sweated: "Hey, let me tell you that your knife...isn't it also a manganese alloy knife?"

"Yes!" Guan Xi laughed and said, "It's a real knife that weighs at least ninety catties, hahaha, it's so fucking cool for me to use, I really want to take it to the streets to chop people .”

"I'll wipe it, this is absolutely unacceptable." The person next to him was sweating profusely.

Guan Xi didn't really want to kill people, he said with a cheerful smile: "By the way, the armor I'm wearing is also real, it's very solid to wear, and I feel like I can beat a thousand punks now. "

Everyone was powerless to complain, but they saw Zhang Tiao running over with a zhangba snake spear in his hand, and laughed loudly: "My spear has also become heavier, and it feels refreshing."

I saw actors running out of various dressing rooms one after another, everyone was saying that their equipment had become real, half of them were accusing the prop master of messing around, while the other half were happy and satisfied with their new weapons .

Zhao Chunv glanced silently, and immediately understood that anyone who was satisfied with real weapons was the reincarnation of a fierce general from the Three Kingdoms era, but anyone who couldn't hold a weapon was just an actor.For example... the little boy who plays Changshan Zhao Zilong is now holding a "corner gun" made of manganese steel, and wearing real silver armor. The armor weighing tens of catties and the gun weighing tens of catties instantly Make him spit shit.His head was covered with sweat and his feet were trembling. He screamed at the top of his voice, "Director Lan, is this asking for acting skills or military training? I can't bear it."

Director Lan walked over with a dark face and asked the prop master a few words. He knew that someone had messed with the props, but now that the filming was imminent, he couldn't care less, so he said, "Maybe there is something wrong with the props. But now is not the time to look for real props, let’s shoot the movie first, everyone just work harder.”

"Director Lan, I... I can't do it even if I work harder." Xiaobai gun loosened his hands, and the corner gun fell to the ground with a "kuang dang". He shook his numb arm and said, "I really can't hold it." Move, this gun is too heavy, it's like hell... I estimate that this gun weighs more than seventy catties!"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly saw a little loli jumping out from behind Liu Generation, it was little Zhao Yun, she was holding a meat bun in her left hand, she gnawed half of it, leaving her right hand empty.She grabbed the ground with her white and tender hands, picked up the heavy "corner gun", and waved it in the air a few times without any effort, and said with a smile: "It's fun, this toy If he doesn't want it, play with me."

Everyone was stunned for a moment...

Director Lan pointed to the little loli, and said to the little white face: "Did you see that a little girl who is eight or nine years old can pick up this gun without any effort, what are you calling? It's still more than seventy catties, Why don't you say it's seven hundred catties? Are you still filming or not?"

The little boy was about to cry: "No, no, Director Lan, please listen to my explanation, that gun is really heavy, please change it to a lighter one, please."

"Where can I find a lighter gun now?" Director Lan frowned: "Damn it, I don't know who changed our props."

"Guide Lan!" A prop master suddenly ran out of the warehouse and said with a big laugh, "I found the prop corner gun. I haven't seen it just now, but now I suddenly found it lying in the corner of the prop warehouse."

The little boy was overjoyed, and rushed into the props warehouse with a stride, and after a while, he came out with a props corner gun made of hollow iron sheets: "Oh, that's great, I can use this just fine."

Zhao Chunv knew at a glance that it was Yaowu who had released the prop Yajiao gun just now.

Little Zhao Yun pointed to the little boy with a prop gun and ran away, and said with a giggle, "He has a toy, so let me play with this gun."

Director Lan spread his hands: "Okay, since there is an extra corner gun, you can play with it as you like." He didn't have time to accompany little Loli Moji, so he turned and walked to the set: "Okay, don't waste time , Hurry up and gather, lighting, props, actors... Hurry up, all units are ready for me immediately, and it is time to start the machine."

Li Hui laughed, and carried Fang Tian's painting halberd to the set.

All the actors began to take their positions. At this time, a staff member came from the side and brought a fiery red horse. Li Hui recognized it at a glance. This was the last time he filmed the battle of Hulaoguan I don't know where the crew rented the horse from, and it is very suitable to play the role of the red rabbit horse.

Li Hui touched the horse's head with a smile and said, "Brother Ma, the equipment I wear today is a bit heavy. If I ride on you, I don't know if you can carry it."

The red horse barked "咴咴咴" a few times without fear.

Li Hui got on the horse and sat down firmly. Not to mention, the horse could really bear it. Moreover, not only could it bear the weight, it seemed to like it very much.With a cheer, he spread his hooves and rushed straight towards the middle of the set...

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"Is everyone here?" Director Lan held up the tweeter and shouted loudly.

The actors hurriedly signed up and took their places.

An ancient plaque was hung on the gate of the ancient city, with the words "Xiapi" written on it. The city was full of extras and soldiers, and several actors who played Zhang Liao, Gao Shun, and Chen Gong were all dressed up. , to act as a background and place for Li Hui.

Li Hui stood in front of the city wall in a black helmet and black armor. Diao Jing, who was dressed in a gorgeous ancient costume, went up to the city and stood beside Lu Bu. The two of them stood at the top of the city.Look, there is a word to pay attention to here, "langcai", why don't you say "beautiful and talented"?Obviously, Lu Bu has no appearance at all, only talent!

Of course, Li Hui himself firmly believes that he is both good-looking and talented, and he is a powerful handsome guy.Holding Diao Jing's hand, he stood on a high city wall overlooking the scumbags below, posing in a cool and majestic pose, with a look of narcissism on his face.

"Damn it!" Director Lan yelled, holding up the tweeter: "You are going to play Lu Bu who is about to die after being surrounded by Cao Cao, so let me be depressed, and you put on this triumphant expression as if you have won a battle." Are you trying to embarrass my scene?"

"I'm dizzy. There are beauties around me to make amends, and there are a group of dog-legged sanitation guards around. How can I put on a depressed expression in this situation?" Shun, you go out of the city with me, kill Cao Jun and fuck off, let my wife see my master Lu Bu's ability."

"Puchi!" Diao Jing couldn't help laughing out loud: "Now the camera is not turned on, you can still mess around, and when the filming starts later, if you still say lines like this, Director Lan will come out with a 40-meter long knife and chop you up."

At this time, the Cao army under the city also began to arrange. Cao Bianju was wearing a luxurious and luxurious armor, and a large group of generals lined up behind him. Therefore, Liu Guan and Zhang Sanxiaosi also stood behind Cao Cao as a guest general. The most interesting thing is that in order to increase the role of the public lover Zhao Zilong, the crew forced Zhao Yun to stand behind Liu Bei.This is the most commonly used method in modern TV dramas. I don’t care which mountain your character is currently eating in history. As long as the audience likes it, you can force your appearance.

history?If this TV show doesn't match history, it must be history's fault!

Diao Jing smiled and pointed to the city: "Look, they are full of talents. On our side, the number of generals is obviously insufficient. If they really fight, they will be hung up and whipped in a spiral."

Li Hui glanced at it, and snorted, "Okay, I can't beat them in a fight, but if I'm more beautiful than my wife, I win! The sum of all their scumbag wives is not as beautiful as you alone."

Diao Jing was overjoyed and laughed loudly: "Say weird things again!"

While Director Lan was counting the actors and lining up troops for them, the demon mist in the sky was also holding the Moonlight Treasure Box and counting the heads... She counted back and forth, very good, Baimenlou The relevant guys are almost all present now, and what she has to do now is to launch an unprecedented super dream maze and send all the following large group of monsters back to that period of history.

She has made complete preparations and equipped this large group of guys with real armor and weapons. She believes that with their abilities, they will be able to break through the shackles of fate.

She stitched together all the memory fragments extracted from these guys, found a common time node from them, accurately located the corresponding historical time, and then opened the Moonlight Treasure Box, ready to start casting spells...

Just as he was about to cast the spell, suddenly, a golden light flashed in the sky, and a golden armored god came out. The golden armored god had a third eye on his forehead, and a husky followed behind him. It was Yang Jian, the Erlang god.

He stretched out his hand and pointed at Yaowu, and said with a smile: "Nine-tailed demon fox Daji, do you still remember my Erlang God Yang Jian?"

Yao Wu was taken aback. Thousands of years ago, during the Conferred God War, Erlang God Yang Jian made great contributions to Jiejiao. He was the best among the third generation of Jiejiao disciples. How could Daji not know it, but...

Daji couldn't help pointing at the husky and complained loudly: "I'm dizzy, your Xiaotian dog should be a Chinese pastoral dog, why did it become Erha?"

Yang Jian said with a chuckle: "The Chinese Tianyuan dog is not strong enough. Now I use Erha to pretend to be aggressive, so I made the Xiaotian dog into this shape."

Daji: "..."

Well, I have nothing to say to this unnamed god, Daji said in a deep voice: "You jumped out suddenly, you didn't come here to show off to me, did you?"